Kids in public

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surveyor

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17,808 posts

184 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Sat in a pub next door to tonight's hotel. Unfortunate choice as it had a wacky warehouse attached. My options are unfortunately limited.

Retired to the garden after spotting a group of rabid kids running wild in the restaurant. Unfortunately they followed shortly later.

So far I've asked them to stop putting crayon onto the seats next to me, and kindly to get off my table that they were standing on. They are now beating the crap out of the garden bushes.

Their mothers are of course not saying a word other than to each other

Standards are lacking. My daughter would not be behaving like this and if she had tried would have had a word long ago....

KAgantua

3,867 posts

131 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Can you not climb onto the flat roof of this pub and have a drink up there?

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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I would normally say have a word with the parents, but in this case it sounds like you might get a kicking just for looking at them the wrong way! Just tip your pint over the brats and tell them to fk off biggrin

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Same sort of thing on The Supervet last night,posh bird letting her kids climb all over the seats while she just sat there. Awful woman.

Sheets Tabuer

18,946 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Seems the way of the world, I went to eat at a pub at the weekend, while I was tucking in a bloke came over with two kids and told them to sit down and be quiet. I said mate I'm having my dinner and he replied "there's no one sitting there mate, this is the only table near a plug socket they can plug the ipad into"

He and his band of ferals were actually sitting at another table elsewhere in the pub!

Next week I'm dressing as Jimmy Saville to get some peace.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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When I once visited a wacky warehouse type play area. I climbed in and went up to the top with my young son. As we were up there I realised I could see right down this much younger, council estate mums top down below.

After a good perv, I looked for my wife and saw her standing there glaring at me with her arms folded in an angry why are you staring down that girls top when you should be looking after your son, kind of stance.


Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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el stovey said:
When I once visited a wacky warehouse type play area. I climbed in and went up to the top with my young son. As we were up there I realised I could see right down this much younger, council estate mums top down below.

After a good perv, I looked for my wife and saw her standing there glaring at me with her arms folded in an angry why are you staring down that girls top when you should be looking after your son, kind of stance.
Good man! I hope the third parties knockers were worth the ire! silly

chilistrucker

4,541 posts

151 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Funkycoldribena said:
Same sort of thing on The Supervet last night,posh bird letting her kids climb all over the seats while she just sat there. Awful woman.
They really were a pair of little darlings smash
She was useless. I know where the OP is staying tonight, and have sent the above mentioned family there smile

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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chilistrucker said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Same sort of thing on The Supervet last night,posh bird letting her kids climb all over the seats while she just sat there. Awful woman.
They really were a pair of little darlings smash
She was useless. I know where the OP is staying tonight, and have sent the above mentioned family there smile
Ha this made me rage too. Just goes to show it's not about class or money. They were posh as hell and those two little sts were behaving appallingly without a word from her. I cheered when Noel came out and said "GET OFF THE FECKIN SEATS"

Crush

15,077 posts

169 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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el stovey said:
When I once visited a wacky warehouse type play area. I climbed in and went up to the top with my young son. As we were up there I realised I could see right down this much younger, council estate mums top down below.

After a good perv, I looked for my wife and saw her standing there glaring at me with her arms folded in an angry why are you staring down that girls top when you should be looking after your son, kind of stance.
rofl

creampuff

6,511 posts

143 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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^ I know this is bad but I have to post it. Went to the High Street this lunchtime, temperature was about 22 degrees. There was a really hot girl walking the other way. On closer inspection (fnarr fnarr) she was blind and carrying a white stick. I was able to have a good oggle without her knowing anything.

gus607

917 posts

136 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Had similar thing today in a nearby local pub where I took the missus for lunch & a quiet drink, or so I had hoped.

Two brats aged about 3 & 5 runing around screaming & shouting. Young dopey mother/woman kept trying to pacify them by bribary. If you behave I'll let you choose which rides to go on when I take you to the park ?

Been me or my kids it would have been a belt across the arse.

Nowadays a common sight to see undisciplined kids. I hate kids in pubs.

surveyor

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17,808 posts

184 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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chilistrucker said:
They really were a pair of little darlings smash
She was useless. I know where the OP is staying tonight, and have sent the above mentioned family there smile
grrrr.

The Moose

22,841 posts

209 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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creampuff said:
^ I know this is bad but I have to post it. Went to the High Street this lunchtime, temperature was about 22 degrees. There was a really hot girl walking the other way. On closer inspection (fnarr fnarr) she was blind and carrying a white stick. I was able to have a good oggle without her knowing anything.
rofl I don't think it's bad to take any opportunity that life presents you thumbup

Kwackersaki

1,379 posts

228 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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creampuff said:
^ I know this is bad but I have to post it. Went to the High Street this lunchtime, temperature was about 22 degrees. There was a really hot girl walking the other way. On closer inspection (fnarr fnarr) she was blind and carrying a white stick. I was able to have a good oggle without her knowing anything.
I'm sorry but that is absolutely disgusting................I would have done the same.

poing

8,743 posts

200 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Seems the way of the world, I went to eat at a pub at the weekend, while I was tucking in a bloke came over with two kids and told them to sit down and be quiet. I said mate I'm having my dinner and he replied "there's no one sitting there mate, this is the only table near a plug socket they can plug the ipad into"

He and his band of ferals were actually sitting at another table elsewhere in the pub!

Next week I'm dressing as Jimmy Saville to get some peace.
I'd have made a big enough scene that they would move the kids. I've reached that age where I now lack the patience to deal with this crap, I also care even less than I ever did what other people think about me. Can't think of many things more infuriating than that situation.

I've made a LOUD fuss in a coffee shop when one little brat crashed into me while carrying my coffee to a seat. I quietly suggested to the mum she might want to keep her child safe, she told me to get stuffed. The rest of the conversation was done at volume with me suggesting her lack of parenting skills were putting her child at a serious burn risk from hot drinks. She loudly told me to get stuffed but her child settled down, probably more because of the weird grumpy man.

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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krunchkin said:
chilistrucker said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Same sort of thing on The Supervet last night,posh bird letting her kids climb all over the seats while she just sat there. Awful woman.
They really were a pair of little darlings smash
She was useless. I know where the OP is staying tonight, and have sent the above mentioned family there smile
Ha this made me rage too. Just goes to show it's not about class or money. They were posh as hell and those two little sts were behaving appallingly without a word from her. I cheered when Noel came out and said "GET OFF THE FECKIN SEATS"
He made a real point of it,good on him.
She even had one of those awful " I'm better than you " faces.

Roo

11,503 posts

207 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Funkycoldribena said:
krunchkin said:
chilistrucker said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Same sort of thing on The Supervet last night,posh bird letting her kids climb all over the seats while she just sat there. Awful woman.
They really were a pair of little darlings smash
She was useless. I know where the OP is staying tonight, and have sent the above mentioned family there smile
Ha this made me rage too. Just goes to show it's not about class or money. They were posh as hell and those two little sts were behaving appallingly without a word from her. I cheered when Noel came out and said "GET OFF THE FECKIN SEATS"
He made a real point of it,good on him.
She even had one of those awful " I'm better than you " faces.
That/they annoyed me as well. Neither Noel, nor his receptionists, we're impressed.

littlebasher

3,775 posts

171 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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creampuff said:
^ I know this is bad but I have to post it. Went to the High Street this lunchtime, temperature was about 22 degrees. There was a really hot girl walking the other way. On closer inspection (fnarr fnarr) she was blind and carrying a white stick. I was able to have a good oggle without her knowing anything.
Creampuff at lunchtime


Brigand

2,544 posts

169 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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Except with the intelligence levels of most of those pub-dwelling lowlife parents you can expect to be lynched from the plastic tree slide by the time you've finished your pint.