Labour MP Jo Cox Shot

[FredClogs]

boxxob said:

FredClogs said:

Digga said:

smn159 said:

berlintaxi said:

Why not, all the other flat earthers are having a day out.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

I'm sure that most Brexiters will have pens on them anyway, stolen from Argos for use down the bingo later

You see this is what I hate about lazy stereotypes. I nicked mine from the bookies.

As a committed European I always nick mine from Ikea.

"Ikea's store layout is a psychological weapon used to confuse and disorientate shoppers into spending more"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8278010/Ike...

It makes so much sense!

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwi-0unpk77NAhVDbR4KHVpdA5cQyCkIHzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0oA5t0-e9UM&usg=AFQjCNGlgGCSeFbz9pYZ9JxgsZV8iou8Fg&bvm=bv.125221236,d.dmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oA5t0-e9UM

[CaptainSlow]

Eric Mc said:

FredClogs said:

As a committed European I always nick mine from Ikea.

Brexiters nick from Lidl or Aldis as they are probably shopping there anyway.

What does that mean?

[anonymous-user]

CaptainSlow said:

What does that mean?

Well it either mean's Eric thinks Brexiteers are pencil thieves who favour the low cost supermarkets for their daily shoplift, or that he was joking along with the others.

What do you think?

[tarnished]

CaptainSlow said:

Eric Mc said:

FredClogs said:

As a committed European I always nick mine from Ikea.

Brexiters nick from Lidl or Aldis as they are probably shopping there anyway.

What does that mean?

That Eric hasn't noticed which way Waitrose-loving PH has voted in the polls?

[Digga]

boxxob said:

"Ikea's store layout is a psychological weapon used to confuse and disorientate shoppers into spending more"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8278010/Ike...

It makes so much sense!

How do they explain the store 'layouts' in Lidl and Aldi then? You don;t spend more in there, but they look like someone just brought all the stock in by 8x4 lorries and backed the things up to the store and tipped them out.

[anonymous-user]

CaptainSlow said:

Eric Mc said:

FredClogs said:

As a committed European I always nick mine from Ikea.

Brexiters nick from Lidl or Aldis as they are probably shopping there anyway.

What does that mean?

Brexiters are poverty stricken pensioners or long term unemployed.

[anonymous-user]

Eric Mc said:

Brexiters nick from Lidl or Aldis as they are probably shopping there anyway.

Waitrose actually.

[Eric Mc]

Sainsbury's - keeps the riff-raff out of Waitrose.

Guess where I often shop

[CarAbuser]

CaptainSlow said:

What does that mean?

Probably some hilarious joke in there somewhere. Linking people who oppose his political belief to stupidity.

[Eric Mc]

Isn't there an EU directive protecting oak trees?

[Mark Benson]

Eric Mc said:

Sainsbury's - keeps the riff-raff out of Waitrose.

Guess where I often shop

Ann Summers?

[Mr_B]

Lidl or Aldis is usually full of Eastern Europeans. Loving the Emily Thornburry type sneers.

[anonymous-user]

CarAbuser said:

CaptainSlow said:

What does that mean?

Probably some hilarious joke in there somewhere. Linking people who oppose his political belief to stupidity.

Well, if you haven't worked out the joke, chances are you're not the brightest bulb in the room...

[Eric Mc]

CarAbuser said:

CaptainSlow said:

What does that mean?

Probably some hilarious joke in there somewhere. Linking people who oppose his political belief to stupidity.

I'm not linking anything to anybody's stupidity.

However, there are plenty on here who do seem to have lost their sense of humour totally. Is that the way extreme politics works? The first thing that goes is the ability to chortle.

[Eric Mc]

Mark Benson said:

Ann Summers?

Nothing fits.

[jmorgan]

boxxob said:

"Ikea's store layout is a psychological weapon used to confuse and disorientate shoppers into spending more"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8278010/Ike...

It makes so much sense!

They needed experts to tell us that? We are thickerer than I thought.

[EnglishTony]

Eric Mc said:

Mark Benson said:

Ann Summers?

Nothing fits.

Did you eat all the pies?

[Eric Mc]

boxxob said:

Yes, Eric, without the EU all these 500-1000 year old Oaks would likely never have made it beyond a mere sapling. Even if they had survived our pre-EU dark-ages, the wise EU has most definitely prevented us from chopping them down in the 1980s, and building war galleons with which to achieve the aggressive expansionist aims we would no doubt have had if 73 had gone the other way. Cheers, EU!!!

Yes - as I suspected, sense of humour failure all around.

[Eric Mc]

EnglishTony said:

Did you eat all the pies?

The ones I bought in Sainsbury's?

[Oakey]

With all this bickering what we should have done was have two lines outside polling stations; leave and remain. A person from each line steps inside and fights it out to the death and whoever is victorious wins a vote for their side.