They're only letting us use pencils to vote!!

They're only letting us use pencils to vote!!

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Timmy40

12,915 posts

199 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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It's worse than just pencils so that they can rub out leave votes, when I went to vote their was a stealth chopper hovering just above the polling station, you couldn't see it, buy the downdraft from the blades was making the tops of some nearby trees move. They're using special cameras to film people as they vote in the booth, and noting down people who vote leave for 'later'. All paid for with OUR taxes.

Eric Mc

122,140 posts

266 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Foliage said:
Except they went to pens/wax for fear of the dust pencils created getting in electronics and air circulation systems... But that's semantics :P

Pencils are fine, they wont change votes, if they wanted to fix it they would just add the votes they don't want to the spoiled pile.
The favourite writing tool of the test pilot or astronaut was the chinagraph or wax pencil - which has a sticky texture and can write no matter what the G conditions are. It can also write on shiny surfaces - such as a plastic sheet or knee pad.

Kermit power

28,721 posts

214 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Driller said:
Good God the "ooh put your tin foil hat on missus" crowd really pisses me off. How naive do you have to be to imagine anyone in government isn't capable and willing to do anything underhand as a means to an end.

Encouraging the use of pencils because pen ink might fade? Are they going to count the papers this century? You have to be fking kidding me!
Conversely, how paranoid do you have to be to assume that after many decades of elections in this country which have generally been considered amongst the most honest in the World (notwithstanding questions specifically over postal votes), "they" are suddenly going to start scamming the electorate today?

As I understand it, we use pencils simply because they're predictable. They don't smudge, they don't leak through the paper, and they're a consistent colour.

Hoofy

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76,484 posts

283 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Zod said:
Please tell me this is a spoof thread.
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Some eejit posted a genuine thread on Facebook. I couldn't resist. Best bit is, she said 3 of her friends refused to vote when they heard they only supplied pencils.

Edited by Hoofy on Thursday 23 June 11:00

walm

10,609 posts

203 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Driller said:
Good God the "ooh put your tin foil hat on missus" crowd really pisses me off. How naive do you have to be to imagine anyone in government isn't capable and willing to do anything underhand as a means to an end.
The voting isn't run by the government.

If it were run by the government don't you think they would do a better job of staying in power for longer than 10 year stretches?

hufggfg

654 posts

194 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Murph7355 said:
I believe that's always the case - there was a link to some chap talking about electronic voting on youtube where I think he goes over why...

Here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_0x6oaDmI

(I haven't watched it again as my overriding desire when I watched it the first time was to push the fella in the Thames...but he makes some interesting points).
As sad as it is, I actually enjoyed watching that, I hadn't thought about it before, but it makes a lot of sense!

Pan Pan Pan

9,965 posts

112 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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I just went in and voted, which is all anyone can do. If the government did want to rig the vote, they could do, and no one would be the wiser. How can any ordinary punter find out which way their specific vote was registered?
Regardless of which side wins or loses, Us ordinary punters will just have to get on, and live with the result, and try to make the best of it.

robemcdonald

8,855 posts

197 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Just got back from voting.

There was a pencil and a pen in the booth. The lady there also asked me if I wanted my polling card to be shredded "just in case"??

I suppose the floods are also a ploy to stop people voting?

BOR

4,717 posts

256 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Vocal Minority said:
But you've always been allowed to use a black pen
What's wrong with a white pen ? Why is it aaaalways a black pen? It's worse than the MOBO awards.

hufggfg

654 posts

194 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Timmy40 said:
It's worse than just pencils so that they can rub out leave votes, when I went to vote their was a stealth chopper hovering just above the polling station, you couldn't see it, buy the downdraft from the blades was making the tops of some nearby trees move. They're using special cameras to film people as they vote in the booth, and noting down people who vote leave for 'later'. All paid for with OUR taxes.
This sir, is an outstanding post. biggrin

Foliage

3,861 posts

123 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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BOR said:
Vocal Minority said:
But you've always been allowed to use a black pen
What's wrong with a white pen ? Why is it aaaalways a black pen? It's worse than the MOBO awards.
lol

Hoofy

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76,484 posts

283 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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DanL said:
Does anyone seriously believe people will be diligently erasing pencil marks to change votes?

If you're going to rig an election, there are two easy ways to do it:
1. Just change the counts you report - why waste time changing the voting papers?
2. If you must change a paper, spoil the votes you don't like - easily done, and faster than changing the way someone voted.

Shouldn't this conspiracy stuff be saved until after the vote? biggrin
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Yes, people do seriously believe that.

As I'm mischievous, I replied that they could indeed spoil your ballot paper even if you used a pen. biggrin

Pan Pan Pan

9,965 posts

112 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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P.s I drew my X so hard onto the ballot paper, it left an X mark on the shelf underneath!smile but I didn't go right through the paper, so it should be alright!

S10GTA

12,711 posts

168 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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You joke, but it actually happened in my local polling station this morning.

S10 GTA this morning said:
Went and placed my vote this morning, and there was a guy there insisting he was to do it in pen. He was voting leave, he told everyone. Laughable.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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BOR said:
Vocal Minority said:
But you've always been allowed to use a black pen
What's wrong with a white pen ? Why is it aaaalways a black pen? It's worse than the MOBO awards.
White pens are over represented in polling booths. It doesn't truly reflect the diverse nature of pens in the UK.

robemcdonald

8,855 posts

197 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Just got back from voting.

There was a pencil and a pen in the booth. The lady there also asked me if I wanted my polling card to be shredded "just in case"??

I suppose the floods are also a ploy to stop people voting?

Pan Pan Pan

9,965 posts

112 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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S10GTA said:
You joke, but it actually happened in my local polling station this morning.

S10 GTA this morning said:
Went and placed my vote this morning, and there was a guy there insisting he was to do it in pen. He was voting leave, he told everyone. Laughable.
Perhaps this is just a manifestation of the distrust the Government have managed to invoke in the general population over this matter?
Whichever way it is looked at, the government does not come out of it looking good.

Hoofy

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76,484 posts

283 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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S10GTA said:
You joke, but it actually happened in my local polling station this morning.

S10 GTA this morning said:
Went and placed my vote this morning, and there was a guy there insisting he was to do it in pen. He was voting leave, he told everyone. Laughable.
biggrin I can believe it.

walm

10,609 posts

203 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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^Again robemcdonald? You should really only vote once.

robemcdonald

8,855 posts

197 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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If you register in advance to remain you get two votes.

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