Independence for London

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JoeMarano

1,042 posts

101 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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If we had voted remain I would have seriously considered Australia as a place to emigrate to.

I mean you can't get more British than Australia! The place is full of people more British than Britain!

TwigtheWonderkid

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43,599 posts

151 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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p1stonhead said:
Someone I know from Lincolnshire once told me that they could survive without the rest of the UK because they had everything they needed (i.e Farmland) and that they could build a wall around the county.

They seemed to forget they have literally nothing else!
Exactly. Are all the pesticides, fertilizers, tractors, spare parts for tractors, potato sacks, etc. also made in Lincolnshire??

JoeMarano

1,042 posts

101 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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I hate London. You will never find such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

afrochicken

1,166 posts

210 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
bks to that. I started the thread, so I get to be President. I have a vacancy for VP, although Liz Hurley is favourite.
Yep that's fair. I'll just be Supreme Overlord then biggrin

boxxob said:
So that I may understand the comparison, which parts of Monaco are equivalent to each London borough - Tower Hamlets, for example?
That's a good question. I'm more than willing to accept financing for this project to allow me to spend extensive time in Monaco so that I can provide a full and accurate statement regarding this issue

idiotgap

2,112 posts

134 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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As the administrative centre, London leaving the UK would be a bit messy.

Are we really talking about the UK shrinking it's border to the M25 and leaving the remainder a nameless, un-governed, dystopian, no-mans-land?

I would recommend the UK keeping Sussex, Surrey and Kent so it is not land-locked and has somewhere to live and grow stuff.

(Guess who lives in Surrey and commutes to the city for work)

Hosenbugler

1,854 posts

103 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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JoeMarano said:
I hate London. You will never find such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Yep , the place is a toilet, you only go there when you have too.

Having said that, 1.5 million Londoners voted to leave (around 2/3rds of the remain vote), so they are not all sneering, pompous, arrogant know alls.

TwigtheWonderkid

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43,599 posts

151 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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JoeMarano said:
I hate London. You will never find such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
So another one in favour of independence I'm guessing. Forget Brexit. Welcome to LondIn. hehe

vonuber

17,868 posts

166 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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JoeMarano said:
Please leave. It's a st hole and about as British as the curry! Good luck finding somewhere to dump all your waste though.
About as british as the curry? I assume this is in jest?

Actually it probably isn't is it.

turbobloke

104,141 posts

261 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
If Scotland gets another referendum because they don't want to be dragged out of the EU against their will, why can't we have the same in London.
Why can't they have the same in Cambridge or Cheltenham or...

Because it's a ridiculous idea being punted by sore losers who thought they were going to get a Remain vote and are now looking out from a pram to see where their teddy went.

How much cash will you place on a bet that London will get independence?

Political agitation gets funnier by the year.


Edited by turbobloke on Friday 24th June 14:21

Digga

40,413 posts

284 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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idiotgap said:
As the administrative centre, London leaving the UK would be a bit messy.
I think this is part of the point some Londonders miss; the location of large parts of national infrastructure and admin are, to varying extents, arbitrary and in the capital's favour.

Just an old porsche fan

76 posts

98 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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youngsyr said:
Just an old porsche fan said:
You may have the bank offices in London however us northerners have their data centers. Therfore due to data protection act you can't access your account outside of the UK.

Enjoy your independent London smile
laugh

8.00am, Day 1 in Independent London: Data Protection Act amended.

8.01am, Day 1 in Independent London: "Hello India, London calling..."





Edited by youngsyr on Friday 24th June 12:31
8:02
Email from India Support team to UK suport team
"Hello Team,
The systems have gone down. How do we fix. this?"
8:05
Twig the wonder kid check balance.
"Sorry we can not process this request at the moment. Please check with your bank"

3 weeks later, The metro reports that London is distute as Indian support team fails to reboot windows 2000 server.






TwigtheWonderkid

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43,599 posts

151 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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turbobloke said:
Why can't they have the same in Cambridge or Cheltenham or...
They can try if they want, although I guess not many people in those 2 cities would seriously think they had the financial ability to go it alone. But we do.



Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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Don't hang about on here yakking then, Twig, get on and organise it!

You're kicking at an open door as far as I can see!

turbobloke

104,141 posts

261 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
turbobloke said:
Why can't they have the same in Cambridge or Cheltenham or...
They can try if they want, although I guess not many people in those 2 cities would seriously think they had the financial ability to go it alone. But we do.
Surely you can't think that money is all that's needed to be an independent principality?

Out of interest did Obama say where 'you' would be in the queue for a trade deal?

laugh

You didn't answer the question though - how much of your own money will you be placing on a bet that London gets a vote and wins independence?

It's pure bluster, piffle and poppycock.

p1stonhead

25,621 posts

168 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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turbobloke said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
turbobloke said:
Why can't they have the same in Cambridge or Cheltenham or...
They can try if they want, although I guess not many people in those 2 cities would seriously think they had the financial ability to go it alone. But we do.
Surely you can't think that money is all that's needed to be an independent principality?

Out of interest did Obama say where 'you' would be in the queue for a trade deal?

laugh

You didn't answer the question though - how much of your own money will you be placing on a bet that London gets a vote and wins independence?

It's pure bluster, piffle and poppycock.
Getting quite wound up by this arent you hehe

marcosgt

11,032 posts

177 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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Digga said:
idiotgap said:
As the administrative centre, London leaving the UK would be a bit messy.
I think this is part of the point some Londonders miss; the location of large parts of national infrastructure and admin are, to varying extents, arbitrary and in the capital's favour.
I've long felt we should do as Brazil did and move the administrative capital to somewhere remote and unappealing (Corby is my proposal, but I'm open to suggestions). If you stuck all the government apparatus somewhere like that, you'd spread a lot of wealth, decisions would be made faster (they'd be desperate to get back to their constituencies, rather than to swanky parties and the Opera) and London would be a bit quieter, nicer place for tourists to visit and commerce to work.

It's a brilliant idea, actually, I should be PM - Is there a vacancy?

Obviously I'll only take the job if I can continue to work from home wink

M

turbobloke

104,141 posts

261 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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p1stonhead said:
turbobloke said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
turbobloke said:
Why can't they have the same in Cambridge or Cheltenham or...
They can try if they want, although I guess not many people in those 2 cities would seriously think they had the financial ability to go it alone. But we do.
Surely you can't think that money is all that's needed to be an independent principality?

Out of interest did Obama say where 'you' would be in the queue for a trade deal?

laugh

You didn't answer the question though - how much of your own money will you be placing on a bet that London gets a vote and wins independence?

It's pure bluster, piffle and poppycock.
Getting quite wound up by this arent you hehe
You wish, it's hilarious and laughing at the suggestion is good for health as laughter is the best medicine.

The wound up individuals are yesterday's chutzpah merchants who are it seems still looking to see where teddy went. Hope you find yours soon smile

turbobloke

104,141 posts

261 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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marcosgt said:
Digga said:
idiotgap said:
As the administrative centre, London leaving the UK would be a bit messy.
I think this is part of the point some Londonders miss; the location of large parts of national infrastructure and admin are, to varying extents, arbitrary and in the capital's favour.
I've long felt we should do as Brazil did and move the administrative capital to somewhere remote and unappealing (Corby is my proposal, but I'm open to suggestions).
Good call. Hull would also do nicely. Good access by road, sea and air.

Murph7355

37,804 posts

257 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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JoeMarano said:
I hate London. You will never find such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Were you born in 1820?

Twig - I love London very much. It's one of the best cities in the world. But part of that is because stholes like those three boroughs that were at the top of the remain list can be offset by visiting the rest of this green and pleasant land (and I don't just mean my old haunt of Richmond).

Also, everybody knows that all the intelligence, guile and gumption in London is provided by immigration from Yorkshire and elsewhere in the country. So isolate yourself by all means but you're going to have to think about your policies a bit. (The subsidies London provides the rest of the UK are kind of a downpayment on its future workforce smile).

Finally, where are your country piles going to be? And who will look after them for you?

Typical Remain voter. Can't think further than his nose smile

TroubledSoul

4,603 posts

195 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
If Scotland gets another referendum because they don't want to be dragged out of the EU against their will, why can't we have the same in London.

We've voted overwhelmingly in favour of staying in. I'm pretty sure we could go it alone. I suspect the wealth generated in London subsidises most of the rest of the country anyway. I feel I have more in common with Parisians, Berliners etc than I do with the good folk of Burnley.

So what about it Londoners? Let's get out and leave the rest of the UK to it.
Definitely. All those Parisians I'm sure feel a huge affinity with all those living in those horrible squalid estates and tower blocks around London laugh