Could this be it?

[mybrainhurts]

Laurel Green said:

The sheep will inherit the earth.

Yes, I think we've all got an eye on that...

Don't fancy yours much....

[Digga]

Half man Half Biscuit said:

I’ve been up to no good
I’ve been dissed in the ‘hood
I’ve been locked in the Rock City, Notts
I got stars in my eyes
I told thousands of lies
When arrested at Cowes robbing yachts

Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus

You come on like a dream
Julian Bream
Lips like David Vine
When a sneeze doesn’t come
I look up to the sun
And I praise him for making it shine
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Be with Jesus

Yodelay odelay
I walk a country mile
Just to taunt your Koi Carp
It prods me out of my sloth

On an easy par four
Within earshot of your
Revolutionary foldaway drums
For sure, like I say
At the end of the day
We’ll take each Armageddon as it comes

Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus

[mybrainhurts]

oh

[Halmyre]

Well, I've sold my house, cashed in all my assets and spent it all on booze, hamsters, crack and hookers. See you all in the afterlife.

[sherbertdip]

Halmyre said:

Well, I've sold my house, cashed in all my assets and spent it all on booze, hamsters, crack and hookers. See you all in the afterlife.

Funny that because I just bought a really cheap house, cleaned up on some other assets, my off-licence is running a massive profit, as is my pet shop, drug ring and brothel - never had it so good, so you are all invited at the weekend for a party at my place.

Apart from any homeless, pennyless, drunk, space cadets with a dose of the clap and a dead rodent rotting up their stter, they can fk right off.

[mybrainhurts]

sherbertdip said:

Halmyre said:

Well, I've sold my house, cashed in all my assets and spent it all on booze, hamsters, crack and hookers. See you all in the afterlife.

Funny that because I just bought a really cheap house, cleaned up on some other assets, my off-licence is running a massive profit, as is my pet shop, drug ring and brothel - never had it so good, so you are all invited at the weekend for a party at my place.

Apart from any homeless, pennyless, drunk, space cadets with a dose of the clap and a dead rodent rotting up their stter, they can fk right off.

You beastly rotter...

[Smollet]

I have to say I'm really looking forward to this although it would've been nice to see the Labour Party fragment. Still I'm sure Jezza has it covered as he likes to polarise everything

[David87]

What time is this happening? Need to know whether to get McDonald's for lunch or have my usual sandwich. Ta.

[Smollet]

David87 said:

What time is this happening? Need to know whether to get McDonald's for lunch or have my usual sandwich. Ta.

I think these things normally happen at noon GMT

[PoleDriver]

All OK so far!

[Halmyre]

mybrainhurts said:

sherbertdip said:

Halmyre said:

Well, I've sold my house, cashed in all my assets and spent it all on booze, hamsters, crack and hookers. See you all in the afterlife.

Funny that because I just bought a really cheap house, cleaned up on some other assets, my off-licence is running a massive profit, as is my pet shop, drug ring and brothel - never had it so good, so you are all invited at the weekend for a party at my place.

Apart from any homeless, pennyless, drunk, space cadets with a dose of the clap and a dead rodent rotting up their stter, they can fk right off.

You beastly rotter...

Come tomorrow, he won't be quite so cocky in the post-apocalyptic zombie wasteland.

[garagewidow]

uh oh,..my broadband is playing up a bit....

[neilr]

Armageddon outta here

[mybrainhurts]

PoleDriver said:

All OK so far!

Not long to go.

I'm going to do something REALLY naughty before the big bang, can't think what, but I'll probably go into Saisburys and shout TESCO

I'm really daring when I get going.

[anonymous-user]

I'm going to leave the toilet seat up

That'll show 'em

[Smollet]

Well if the world doesn't end what excuse wil the doomsday merchants come up with this time.

[mybrainhurts]

Smollet said:

Well if the world doesn't end what excuse wil the doomsday merchants come up with this time.

You be flippant if you want...I'm bracing myself.

[PoleDriver]

Smollet said:

Well if the world doesn't end what excuse wil the doomsday merchants come up with this time.

Brexit of course, keep up!

[EnglishTony]

• another article sold to those fools at the Express *

[Sylvaforever]

"gold stars, gold stars, ra ra ra"




Edited for the really dense

Edited by Sylvaforever on Friday 29th July 22:07