Could this be it?

[mybrainhurts]

Not long now. I'm off to roger a nun...

[mybrainhurts]

I think she enjoyed that.

Are we all ready?

[jules_s]

Tick Tock

Hopefully I can finish watching Bullseye before it all topples over

[Smollet]

EnglishTony said:

*another article sold to those fools at the Express *

And the Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/29/end-of-...
23 minutes left to go.

[Laurel Green]

I've screwed a pair of shoes to the floor and am about to lace up - just incase.

[mybrainhurts]

I've donned some rubber underpants. The nun didn't need them anyway.

[mybrainhurts]

Well, bugger me with a soggy leek...

Nothing happened...

I want my money back....

[Laurel Green]

For sale, one pair of brogues size nine - good for dry weather, not so good in the wet.

[Crush]

Hey Sanka, ya dead mon?

[EnglishTony]

Give it a month or so and I'll try selling a similar story to the Mail.

The nuns will be very grateful

[jules_s]

They just gambled and won a sofa if anyone is interested

[Halmyre]

I think I fell asleep and missed it. Or is this actually it?

[craigjm]

Crush said:

Hey Sanka, ya dead mon?

yeh mon

[PoleDriver]

WOW! They were right!
Apart from the end of the world bit!

[anonymous-user]

I'm glad it all turned out for the best

[PoleDriver]

V6Pushfit said:

I'm glad it all turned out for the best

Did it?

[anonymous-user]

Until the next foreboding of an apocalyptic abyss, yes.

[motorizer]

What happens to cults that predict the end of the world after it turns out they were wrong and it didn't end?

Do they pack it all in, or arrange another date, or what?

[RegMolehusband]

I would just like to say, the world will end long after our fleeting existence on it.

[ApOrbital]

I need to buy my car back now