Bernie Ecclestone's MIL kidnapped

[PoleDriver]

Someone picked their target carefully!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/bernie-...

[Zoon]

You know you've done well when your mother in law is 20 years younger than you.

[KAgantua]

Living the dream...

[Trevatanus]

Zoon said:

You know you've done well when your mother in law is 20 years younger than you.

"So, Mrs Ecclestone, what was it that first attracted you to the multi billionaire F1 Boss?"

[Oakey]

Will £7million fit in a plastic bag?

[Pickled]

Oakey said:

Will £7million fit in a plastic bag?

And will they pay 5p per bag or go for the bag for life choice?

[Zoon]

Oakey said:

Will £7million fit in a plastic bag?

I'm not sure, but give it me and I'll make it fit.

[Greenmantle]

I wonder if they planned to kidnap Mrs Ecclestone's Mother In Law first?

[Camoradi]

Is it just me, or is the photograph of BE in the Telegraph article deliberately suggestive of Bernie making "the call"

"OK, you got the money. Get it done, and remember, this conversation never 'appended, right?"

[stitched]

Somewhat reassuring they specify pounds sterling.

[Timmy40]

Oakey said:

Will £7million fit in a plastic bag?

Given it's the MIL can I assume they are demanding £7m to NOT return her?

[The Hypno-Toad]

Somebody in Brazil has just made a very big mistake.

[Riley Blue]

What date WAS this year's Brazilian GP...?

[willfinch36]

85 and still got a mother in law!

[anonymous-user]

Jesus. You don't want to be caught after borrowing Bricktop's MiL. Scorched earth is going to become a new olympic sport.

Plane spotters will note BA first class to Rio having an unusual spike in burly looking wrong 'uns checking in large hammers (not the olympic type ones) into hold baggage.

[LivingTheDream]

KAgantua said:

Living the dream...

It's nothing to do with me guv!!!

[944fan]

They have asked for £28M. Unconfirmed reports of Bernie offering £30M for them to keep her.

[Disastrous]

janesmith1950 said:

Plane Bus spotters will note BA first class Megabus Economy to Rio having an unusual spike in burly looking wrong 'uns checking in large hammers (not the olympic type ones) into hold baggage.

Remember it is Bernie Ecclestone here...

[omgus]

janesmith1950 said:

Jesus. You don't want to be caught after borrowing Bricktop's MiL. Scorched earth is going to become a new olympic sport.

Plane spotters will note BA first class to Rio having an unusual spike in burly looking wrong 'uns checking in large hammers (not the olympic type ones) into hold baggage.

The Hypno-Toad said:

Somebody in Brazil has just made a very big mistake.

These about sum up my thoughts. Not sure want Mr E annoyed with me for any reason.

ETA - Only because i think the best of everyone and not at all because of the numerous (and scandalous) rumours about any less than legit affiliations he might have.

Edited by omgus on Tuesday 26th July 12:10

[sirtyro]

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