Bernie Ecclestone's MIL kidnapped

[MitchT]

Thankyou4calling said:

Has she actually been kidnapped?

Rupert Murdoch probably has her. He already has half of the F1 races held to ransom.

[PoleDriver]

She's been released f.o.c.

[The Hypno-Toad]

In a totally unrelated news report, a small number of Brazilian males have been admitted to a local hospital with a collection of injuries ranging from heads nailed to coffee tables, knees nailed to floorboards and even a cake stand screwed into a pelvis.

Reports that one man has injuries consistent with being 'chained to the back of a tank and taken for a scrape," are yet to be confirmed.

[R E S T E C P]

The trouble with asking for a £28,000,000 ransom is that you have to be able to defend yourself from a £27,000,000 private army.

[omgus]

The report i read mentioned that they asked Bernie and his offer of private security advisers to stay at home.


The police have made arrests. I wonder if there will be anyone around for trial?

Edited by omgus on Monday 1st August 12:39

[Greg_D]

anonymous said:

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it would appear that his MiL's was...

[fido]

"One of the suspects was led away by a masked police officer" - presumably so he/she can't be identified? .. what a lawless f8cked up place.