Man arrested after baby girl is punched in a supermarket.

[greygoose]

Alpinestars said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The guy made a stupid mistake, no real harm done. I hope none of you lot are ever on a jury.

Staggering.

Ridiculous.

[Digby]

greygoose said:

I can't say I have ever seen anyone punch a baby in a silly comedy moment, imaginative defence for his barrister to use I suppose.

A different sense of humour is all that is in play here.

Two links, two seconds to find, probably hundreds more..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWQO3BChV1w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFm1DKamuIY

[Halb]

greygoose said:

I can't say I have ever seen anyone punch a baby in a silly comedy moment, imaginative defence for his barrister to use I suppose.

Let's just hope there are some other retardshilarious baby-punchers on the jury to save this defender of humour!

[Zod]

Mr GrimNasty said:

The guy made a stupid mistake, no real harm done. I hope none of you lot are ever on a jury.

As I said on the referendum thread, you live down to your name.

[popeyewhite]

greygoose said:

Alpinestars said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The guy made a stupid mistake, no real harm done. I hope none of you lot are ever on a jury.

Staggering.

Ridiculous.

But true. On all three points.

[Zod]

popeyewhite said:

greygoose said:

Alpinestars said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The guy made a stupid mistake, no real harm done. I hope none of you lot are ever on a jury.

Staggering.

Ridiculous.

But true. On all three points.

only in the alternate universe where you and he live.

[greygoose]

Digby said:

greygoose said:

I can't say I have ever seen anyone punch a baby in a silly comedy moment, imaginative defence for his barrister to use I suppose.

A different sense of humour is all that is in play here.

Two links, two seconds to find, probably hundreds more..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWQO3BChV1w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFm1DKamuIY

Yeah I'm sure the "I saw it on South Park so thought I could do it in real life" defence works well in court.

[Digby]

Zod said:

nly in the alternate universe where you and he live.

fk me, grow up. Nobody talks like that.

[Digby]

greygoose said:

Yeah I'm sure the "I saw it on South Park so thought I could do it in real life" defence works well in court.

Maybe. A silly joke that went wrong may also suffice.

The guy is either a baby puncher, or tried to act the fool for a giggle.

There are no other options.

Carry on trying to make this out to be something it isn't, though. You could fill page after page with your witty retorts and there will still only be those two options.

I have no idea why that is so hard to grasp. Perhaps people are just bored?

[Zod]

Digby said:

Zod said:

nly in the alternate universe where you and he live.

fk me, grow up. Nobody talks like that.

Gosh, I'm impressed!

[Pesty]

Digby said:

A different sense of humour is all that is in play here.

Two links, two seconds to find, probably hundreds more..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWQO3BChV1w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFm1DKamuIY

In Bruge is a comedy about hit men. Can I go kill sombody now and use that as a defence.


Of course the reason that that those clips are funny, the reason you are missing Is because you shouldn't punch babies. That's why it's funny. It's not an instruction manual and not an excuse to do,it.

Digby said:

I have no idea why that is so hard to grasp. Perhaps people are just bored?

Where is the best place to buy irony meters these days. I need a new one.

Edited by Pesty on Monday 3rd October 23:36

[greygoose]

Pesty said:

Digby said:

A different sense of humour is all that is in play here.

Two links, two seconds to find, probably hundreds more..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWQO3BChV1w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFm1DKamuIY

In Bruge is a comedy about hit men. Can I go kill sombody now and use that as a defence.

Of course, if you get sent down you can say the jury had no sense of humour!

[Digby]

Carry on trying to make this out to be something it isn't, though. You could fill page after page with your witty retorts and there will still only be those two options.

I know it stings, chaps, but that's it.

Enjoy

[Pesty]

It's worse than that I'm talking human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together , mass hysteria. I'm agreeing with Zod.

That's how fked up your posts are.

[Digby]

Might be worth a read for all those who can't have a civil conversation on these forums any longer.

It may actually be a 'condition'..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31749753

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-is-e...

Have been called far worse than a dick. I think we even had some "your Mum" jokes, once.

I left all that playground stuff in the playground, but it does plague these forums.

Carry on, though. It's always entertaining to see what people can come up with.

[Digby]

Pesty said:

Of course the reason that that those clips are funny, the reason you are missing Is because you shouldn't punch babies. That's why it's funny. It's not an instruction manual and not an excuse to do,it.

He didn't think he was punching a baby. Why would he want to punch a baby?! He has a different sense of humour to you and that's the part you are missing.

[popeyewhite]

Zod said:

popeyewhite said:

greygoose said:

Alpinestars said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The guy made a stupid mistake, no real harm done. I hope none of you lot are ever on a jury.

Staggering.

Ridiculous.

But true. On all three points.

only in the alternate universe where you and he live.

Give over mate. I know it's just internet hysteria but I'm supposing you're actually an adult... .

[blueg33]

Digby said:

Might be worth a read for all those who can't have a civil conversation on these forums any longer.

It may actually be a 'condition'..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31749753

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-is-e...

Have been called far worse than a dick. I think we even had some "your Mum" jokes, once.

I left all that playground stuff in the playground, but it does plague these forums.

Carry on, though. It's always entertaining to see what people can come up with.

Being a psychopath is a "condition" but acting on its urges is not acceptable to society and gets punished.

What this bloke did is not acceptable to society, really if you can't get that the your contributions to this thread are repetitive and worthless.

[julian64]

blueg33 said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

The guy made a stupid mistake, no real harm done. I hope none of you lot are ever on a jury.

You can kill someone by mistake and still go to prison, eg death by dangerous driving. I suspect most dangerous drivers don't set out to kill people, but they are still held responsible if they do. The fact its a mistake is not a full defence.

The act of punching what he thought was a doll was still and act of aggression and is still assault. IMO he is lucky he didn't kill the baby

You didn't see the incident. You simply have a daily mail headline of outraged people and you can't think further than to be enraged yourself.

Nobody on this forum is actually waiting for the facts. They think they know everything there is to known when empirically its obvious to anyone with even half a care that they don't.

Furthermore any posts suggesting we should wait and watch gets the typical 'burn with fire' of the tiny mind.

Answer the following questions

!) Has the baby sustained any damage
2) What damage do you think a baby sustains from an adult male punch to the head.

If you answer is I don't know/none, and bloody catastrophic cerebral haemorrhage easily seen on an MRI of the head respectively then you may want to consider what your definition of a punch is and what the daily mail defined as a punch.

Is this gut a tit, yes. Does he deserve to be locked up and key thrown away. I don't know and neither do you so why are you so certain?

[Alpinestars]

Digby said:

Might be worth a read for all those who can't have a civil conversation on these forums any longer.

It may actually be a 'condition'..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31749753

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-is-e...

Have been called far worse than a dick. I think we even had some "your Mum" jokes, once.

I left all that playground stuff in the playground, but it does plague these forums.

Carry on, though. It's always entertaining to see what people can come up with.

Ian Brady and Peter Sutcliffe, to name a couple of people, also had "conditions".