Quite possibly the most profane and offensive thread ever.

[daddy cool]

Im no prude, but "her indoors" was watching Emmerdale on monday, and someone (who is pregnant) described herself as "sperminated"
Thought that was a bit fruity for 7:15pm!
Still, its not on the published list so apparently not as bad as the word "god".

(Here at 15:01 http://fulltvshows.org/emmerdale-26th-september-20...

[Pesty]

I'm more offended that people,watch that ste

[Abbott]

Ginge R said:

southendpier said:

back in the day the OP would've been in trouble with the MODs for using an image to by-pass the swear filter

I only did it to encourage a collegiate and academic approach to discuss how our language needs have evolved over time.

You are excluded from all debate on account of your poor attempt to hide the fact that your name is on the list.

[mcelliott]

FN2TypeR said:

Nanook said:

What is an iberian slap?

I'm not googling that on my work computer!

Slap your tricep like so and raise a fist at somebody, get it up ya!

Thats a bicep face.

[Pesty]

Just looked up,hand gestures again and nazi salute isn't there

Who wrote this list

[paul789]

Fun bags.

[r11co]

Slope - bet that would never have made the list had it not been for Somi Guha.

[Ginge R]

Abbott said:

You are excluded from all debate on account of your poor attempt to hide the fact that your name is on the list.

Invoice for a new screen on the way, you, you.. you munter.

[R1gtr]

Pesty said:

Puggit said:

No dirty sanchez or teabagging? Carry on...

Paddington ambush
Alabama hot pocket
cleavland steamer

Munging

[daddy cool]

Cant see "tuppence" either.

[anonymous-user]

rxe said:

I can see this being cut out and carefully sellotaped to lockers in schools up and down the country.

I see they haven't got "Joey" in the list. Clearly none of the editors were brought up in the 80s.

Yeah it's a A-Z of insults.

I would have loved this list as a kid.

http://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/binaries/research...

For added sniggering, here they actually rate the words In a scale of sweariness.

Edited by el stovey on Friday 30th September 14:59

[TorqueVR]

It seems to me that somebody had a thoroughly good time putting that lot together. I'd have pissed myself if I was being paid for it.

[anonymous-user]

Stuff like this always reminds me of the swearing keyboard:

http://www.rathergood.com/buffy/

[Derek Smith]

On the positive side, god is there. Does that mean no more mentioning of her?

[Pixel Pusher]

R1gtr said:

Pesty said:

Puggit said:

No dirty sanchez or teabagging? Carry on...

Paddington ambush
Alabama hot pocket
cleavland steamer

Munging

Looks like they missed Stinky Twix as well.

[Hosenbugler]

They have missed "Ni" , as in the Knights who say Ni!

They have also missed , Chiffon, botty's, grunties and growler.

Thae bard had it taped : “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”

: http://www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakes...

Edited by Hosenbugler on Friday 30th September 15:45

[Pesty]

Thou pribbling ill-breeding clotpole!

[Hosenbugler]

Addle pated Gudgeon!

[Mr-B]

Deptford Draylons said:

Hmmm, I think this was used as the basis of the script for The Inbetweeners

Clunge is present but no bumder??

[p1stonhead]

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