Quite possibly the most profane and offensive thread ever.

[Murph7355]

George Carlin would have a job getting that lot in...(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBH5oNQOS0 - NSFW or in front of kids )

I have laughed out loud at some of the posts on here. I love that Smollet has bikinikaratebabes.com in his favourites, and also the follow on "Fiona Bruce" comment...I literally have tears streaming down my face!

[Some Gump]

Bellend is still one of my favourite words. Meaning totally reliant on how you say it. So versatile.

Ginger is mild language?

Surprised at some classifications. I think of "mong" as pretty much non offensive, like mouthbreather or glake - to describe the sort of people that drive modified corsas and work as the lowest grade in McDonalds. Or, more often don't work. Research says "Strongest language, highly unacceptable without strong contextualisation. Seen as derogatory and
highly offensive by participants across the research".

Might have to be careful with that one!

Likewise - "spastic". Research: "Strongest language, highly unacceptable without strong contextualisation. Seen as derogatory and
highly offensive to people with mental health problems by participants across the research. Some confusion because many remember The Spastics Society, but clear view that this term is no longer acceptable. Highly offensive to disabled participants."

I think of spastic as more someone being properly daft, or malcoordinated. Context might be the thing, I'd never think of or refer to a disabled person as being a spastic, and I'm not sure I'm even aware of seeing that happening - but I would think of someone doing a visibly st job as being spastic..

Meanwhile, nearly all the "gay" phrases (including "gay" iteslf) are non-offensive to me. I get how you might take them as being bad if you're from the generation where being homosexual was some sort of abhorrent disease, but I'm from the generation where you can be as gay as you like and no-one really gives a rats arse one way or the other.

Is this a generation thing? Just my school playground thing? A context thing? Am I just totally out of touch with the way other people perceive the same words?

[Ginge R]

fk can mean so many different things, depending how you say it.

Hammer a nail through your thumb? fk!
See a beautiful girl walk past? fk.
Angry with yourself? fk!
Relieved? fk...

Etc..

[MarshPhantom]

Jock is in there but not Sweaty.



And tt is there but not under body parts.

Edited by MarshPhantom on Friday 30th September 16:18

[El Guapo]

I have a ginger cat

<waits for SWAT team to kick down my door>

[eldar]

Hosenbugler said:

They have missed "Ni" , as in the Knights who say Ni!

They have also missed , Chiffon, botty's, grunties and growler.

Thae bard had it taped : “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”

: http://www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakes...

Edited by Hosenbugler on Friday 30th September 15:45

Shakespeare is a rich seam

Pish for thee, Iceland dog! thou prick-eared cur of Iceland!

Will you shog off?

For I can take, and Pistol's cock is up,

So is fk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_TNYTHN5E

[Pesty]

Ginge R said:

fk can mean so many different things, depending how you say it.

Hammer a nail through your thumb? fk!
See a beautiful girl walk past? fk.
Angry with yourself? fk!
Relieved? fk...

Etc..

Well it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

NSFW obviously


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWzGm1W0WY

[Ayahuasca]

What is the second one down for oldies?

[kowalski655]

MORI guide said:

Cow Mild language, generally of little concern. Commonly viewed as a humorous insult

OH goes mental if I call her a cow,as here in jockland it apparently means she is a slag!
I shall have to refer her to the official designation of "humorous"

[Monkeylegend]

Ayahuasca said:

What is the second one down for oldies?

It's asterisked at the bottom.

[Camoradi]

no "wizard's sleeve" Surprising.

[Ginge R]

I've finished work, am about to pour a JD, and look forward to some good Friday night reading..

[DoctorX]

el stovey said:

Yeah it's a A-Z of insults.

I would have loved this list as a kid.

http://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/binaries/research...

For added sniggering, here they actually rate the words In a scale of sweariness.

Edited by el stovey on Friday 30th September 14:59

Wonderful. What the hell's a bloodclaat? Something southwesterners might get if they hurt themselves?

[dandarez]

Monkeylegend said:

MarkRSi said:

Where's (See you next Tuesday)? In my experience that seems to send people some people in an apocalyptic rage, thereby proving the insult as true

Sunt ?

Is that rude?

Sí Señor!

Si!!!

Oh dear

...China!

China ...the big 'C'.

Got it now?

[Captain Smerc]

FITBIN

"Fitbin, the rudest word in the English language, is so rude that its meaning has been encased in concrete and dumped in the Irish Sea"

Viz magazine .

Edited by Captain Smerc on Friday 30th September 19:14

[ambuletz]

What's the name of the gesture where someone puts their hand (facing upwards) with the fingers under their chin, then rotates their hand forwards beyond their chin?

[anonymous-user]

Amateurs, George Carlin had a much longer list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlbEq0roEM

[MarshPhantom]

Captain Smerc said:

FITBIN

"Fitbin, the rudest word in the English language, is so rude that its meaning has been encased in concrete and dumped in the Irish Sea"

Viz magazine .

Edited by Captain Smerc on Friday 30th September 19:14

Piss up a rope, fkstick!

[Dogwatch]

DoctorX said:

Wonderful. What the hell's a bloodclaat? Something southwesterners might get if they hurt themselves?

Or something in their circulatory system (which shouldn't be)?

[FlyingMeeces]

DoctorX said:

Wonderful. What the hell's a bloodclaat? Something southwesterners might get if they hurt themselves?

?West Indian/British Jamaican term for a (used) sanitary towel or other menstrual gear. So actually pretty gross and liable to result in punching if someone understands the term…