Quite possibly the most profane and offensive thread ever.

[Tango13]

kowalski655 said:

MORI guide said:

Cow Mild language, generally of little concern. Commonly viewed as a humorous insult

OH goes mental if I call her a cow,as here in jockland it apparently means she is a slag!
I shall have to refer her to the official designation of "humorous"

I was reading a biography years back where the Scotish author mentioned two young girls fighting in the playground, the teacher intervened and asked who started it etc, the girl that threw the first punch refused to reveal the name she had been called as it was so rude. The teacher suggested she spell it out one letter at a time...

'She called me a fking C.O.W'

I'm annoyed that I can't recall the book now

[defblade]

Doofus said:

Smollet said:

Is that Fiona Bruce?

Oh no, Antiques Roadshow is never going to be the same again!

[anonymous-user]

Best curb your enthusiasm scene ever

https://youtu.be/PrW80uaKG1M

[Hosenbugler]

ambuletz said:

What's the name of the gesture where someone puts their hand (facing upwards) with the fingers under their chin, then rotates their hand forwards beyond their chin?

Do you mean the quenelle?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)

[Butter Face]

I'm amazed that the first post with that image is still up

Moderators have obviously missed it!

[Starfighter]

Is there not an exemption for educational and training purposes?

[RammyMP]

ambuletz said:

What's the name of the gesture where someone puts their hand (facing upwards) with the fingers under their chin, then rotates their hand forwards beyond their chin?

Chinny recon?

[ambuletz]

Hosenbugler said:

ambuletz said:

What's the name of the gesture where someone puts their hand (facing upwards) with the fingers under their chin, then rotates their hand forwards beyond their chin?

Do you mean the quenelle?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)

nope. though it seems like the one i was looking for was the chin flick.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/galleries/Rude-h...

[jogger1976]

I can't see fktard, norks or piss flaps.