Lilly Allen has apologised - on your behalf

[dudleybloke]

I hope they told her while doing a South African accent.

[JagLover]

dudleybloke said:

I hope they told her while doing a South African accent.

[Too Drunk to Funk]

TroubledSoul said:

Hopefully her new year's resolution will be to keep her nose out of stuff she knows absolutely nothing about.

Okay, I'll bite.

Can we extend this to posters in the NP&E too?

Where exactly did she say she would be homeless for Christmas?

[poo at Paul's]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

And.... it has caught up with her.
Surely this is just another evil Tory plot?

Millionaire Lily Allen is mocked after moaning that she'll be homeless at Christmas because wealthy tenants are refusing to leave her luxury flat

Stupid people really should stay away from twitter (are you listening Donald?)

Haha, y Mcface.

[towser44]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

TroubledSoul said:

Hopefully her new year's resolution will be to keep her nose out of stuff she knows absolutely nothing about.

Okay, I'll bite.

Can we extend this to posters in the NP&E too?

Where exactly did she say she would be homeless for Christmas?

She tweeted it and then deleted after a lot of comedy replies!

[poo at Paul's]

dudleybloke said:

I hope they told her while doing a South African accent.

Wasn't there a spoof board game called that with that accent in the 1980s on some tv show?
It's weird because I too was saying it in my head with the SA accent before I read your post?

[poo at Paul's]

I hope when they do leave they wipe their cocks on the curtains.

[Zoon]

TroubledSoul said:

Hopefully her new year's resolution will be to keep her nose out of stuff she knows absolutely nothing about.

I thought she'd packed the cocaine in?

[Eric Mc]

I see she's had a big tax arrears bill to pay. Has she not been honest with HMRC?

[QuantumTokoloshi]

A Lilly Allen hors d'oeuvre, Karma wrapped in delicious strips of irony, drizzled with a light schadenfreude. To be followed, hopefully, by a main course of Geldorf de-self-righteousness and finished with a huge smugness removal Lineker dessert.

Sounds like a meal I would enjoy.

[Eric Mc]

QuantumTokoloshi said:

A Lilly Allen hors d'oeuvre, Karma wrapped in delicious strips of irony, drizzled with a light schadenfreude. To be followed, hopefully, by a main course of Geldorf de-self-righteousness and finished with a huge smugness removal Lineker dessert.

Sounds like a meal I would enjoy.

They could invite Bono and make it a foursome.

[QuantumTokoloshi]

Eric Mc said:

QuantumTokoloshi said:

A Lilly Allen hors d'oeuvre, Karma wrapped in delicious strips of irony, drizzled with a light schadenfreude. To be followed, hopefully, by a main course of Geldorf de-self-righteousness and finished with a huge smugness removal Lineker dessert.

Sounds like a meal I would enjoy.

They could invite Bono and make it a foursome.

Add a taster of Yvette Cooper and Harriet Harman bitterness, a little Thorn-berry fruit coulis, supplemented with Diane Abbott thickness and a twist of Nick Clegg liar lime, Voila ! A tapas meal that I will certainly go back for more.

[Eric Mc]

QuantumTokoloshi said:

Add a taster of Yvette Cooper and Harriet Harman bitterness, a little Thorn-berry fruit coulis, supplemented with Diane Abbott thickness and a twist of Nick Clegg liar lime, Voila ! A tapas meal that I will certainly go back for more.

I'd be wary of letting Dianne tot up the bill.

Edited by Eric Mc on Tuesday 5th December 11:06

[TroubledSoul]

Too Drunk to Funk said:

Okay, I'll bite.

Can we extend this to posters in the NP&E too?

Where exactly did she say she would be homeless for Christmas?

Posters in here aren't public figures with a responsibility to not spread utter tripe.

poo at Paul's said:

Wasn't there a spoof board game called that with that accent in the 1980s on some tv show?
It's weird because I too was saying it in my head with the SA accent before I read your post?

Nah it's the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2

[TEKNOPUG]

poo at Paul's said:

dudleybloke said:

I hope they told her while doing a South African accent.

Wasn't there a spoof board game called that with that accent in the 1980s on some tv show?
It's weird because I too was saying it in my head with the SA accent before I read your post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOBXH-5QrGU

[p4cks]

Millennial, liberal snowflakes all over and the weather forecast says it's going to get worse.

[johnfm]

Eric Mc said:

I see she's had a big tax arrears bill to pay. Has she not been honest with HMRC?

Link?

[Europa1]

johnfm said:

Link?

In the article about her being unable to evict her tenants. See Goatybill's post a few posts above.

[Rude-boy]

johnfm said:

Eric Mc said:

I see she's had a big tax arrears bill to pay. Has she not been honest with HMRC?

Link?

Google is your friend.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1420454/lily...

Looks like Ms Allen has a bit of a history of "Tweet first, think later."

Stick her in a room with Donald 'Lame Duck' Trump and Katie 'who can i offend today' Hopkins with nothing but food, water and a Twitter account to share and it would be comedy gold.

[Jez m]

Update: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5151275/Re...

Love this readers comment:

Dear Maria Bilotta and your husband Luca. On behalf of the British people, I would like to apologise for us having bred something like Lilly. We hope you will not think that we are all tarred with the same brush.