Lilly Allen has apologised - on your behalf

[anonymous-user]

SpeckledJim said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I think 'Cheryl' will go the same way. New single is a flop (because it's terrible) so her next move will be to become political.

'Cheryl' has the advantage of being gorgeous (whilst also being a nightmare of a similar scale to Lily Allen) so I'm thinking and hoping that Cheryl's response to the end of her recording career will simply to become more and more slutty.

Like Farrah Abrams slutty ?

[HTP99]

techiedave said:

SpeckledJim said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I think 'Cheryl' will go the same way. New single is a flop (because it's terrible) so her next move will be to become political.

'Cheryl' has the advantage of being gorgeous (whilst also being a nightmare of a similar scale to Lily Allen) so I'm thinking and hoping that Cheryl's response to the end of her recording career will simply to become more and more slutty.

Like Farrah Abrams slutty ?

You hoping that Cheryl will also do a video?!

[SpeckledJim]

HTP99 said:

techiedave said:

SpeckledJim said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I think 'Cheryl' will go the same way. New single is a flop (because it's terrible) so her next move will be to become political.

'Cheryl' has the advantage of being gorgeous (whilst also being a nightmare of a similar scale to Lily Allen) so I'm thinking and hoping that Cheryl's response to the end of her recording career will simply to become more and more slutty.

Like Farrah Abrams slutty ?

You hoping that Cheryl will also do a video?!

Actually, I'm just biding my time and picking my moment to release it.

[Europa1]

SpeckledJim said:

'Cheryl' has the advantage of being gorgeous (whilst also being a nightmare of a similar scale to Lily Allen) so I'm thinking and hoping that Cheryl's response to the end of her recording career will simply to become more and more slutty.

Well, she's certainly getting there with the tramp stamps.

[Smiler.]

And here she is again, on the beeb, spouting the same old "poor me" line.

And lo, the angel of the Lord descended & said, thy vessel of fks is empty.

[chris watton]

Smiler. said:

And here she is again, on the beeb, spouting the same old "poor me" line.

And lo, the angel of the Lord descended & said, thy vessel of fks is empty.

Like almost all people in the 'Entertainment Industry', from manufactured 'pop stars' to A-list actors, they crave attention above all other things, and will do absolutely anything to secure it.
How anyone takes any of them seriously is a mystery to me.

[anonymous-user]

Lily claims her bum was fondled by a music industry executive.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-4968...

[loafer123]

Has she got a book or an album coming out?

[daddy cool]

techiedave said:

Lily claims her bum was fondled by a music industry executive.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-4968...

""We got to my hotel. I couldn't find my room keys. So he was like, 'Well, why don't you sleep in my bed while I go and get the keys or whatever.' So I passed out in his bed.
"I woke up and he was in my bed naked slapping my bum.""

To be fair, its happened to me before. Ive been staying in a hotel, lost my keys, and rather than go to reception and explain the problem, I end up sleeping in some other guys bed with him.
Never realised I could claim some compo for all the bum-fiddling I received!

[Camoradi]

daddy cool said:

""We got to my hotel. I couldn't find my room keys. So he was like, 'Well, why don't you sleep in my bed while I go and get the keys or whatever.' So I passed out in his bed
"I woke up and he was in my bed naked slapping my bum.""

To be fair, its happened to me before. Ive been staying in a hotel, lost my keys, and rather than go to reception and explain the problem, I end up sleeping in some other guys bed with him.
Never realised I could claim some compo for all the bum-fiddling I received!

Police are seeking a man with very long arms....

[anonymous-user]

Camoradi said:

daddy cool said:

""We got to my hotel. I couldn't find my room keys. So he was like, 'Well, why don't you sleep in my bed while I go and get the keys or whatever.' So I passed out in his bed
"I woke up and he was in my bed naked slapping my bum.""

To be fair, its happened to me before. Ive been staying in a hotel, lost my keys, and rather than go to reception and explain the problem, I end up sleeping in some other guys bed with him.
Never realised I could claim some compo for all the bum-fiddling I received!

Police are seeking a man with very long arms....

Probably blind and looking for his dog.

Then he found her.........

[Ratski83]

She went woke and now she is broke.

Dropped by her record label and now having to make up stories to appear relevant in the gutter press.

A lesson to other virtue signalling nonentities.

[Tankrizzo]

daddy cool said:

""We got to my hotel. I couldn't find my room keys. So he was like, 'Well, why don't you sleep in my bed while I go and get the keys or whatever.' So I passed out in his bed.
"I woke up and he was in my bed naked slapping my bum.""

Those could just be lyrics from her latest single. If you sing it to the tune of Smile it all makes sense.

[p4cks]

loafer123 said:

Has she got a book or an album coming out?

No but the BBC do have podcasts to promote

[JagLover]

Tankrizzo said:

daddy cool said:

""We got to my hotel. I couldn't find my room keys. So he was like, 'Well, why don't you sleep in my bed while I go and get the keys or whatever.' So I passed out in his bed.
"I woke up and he was in my bed naked slapping my bum.""

Those could just be lyrics from her latest single. If you sing it to the tune of Smile it all makes sense.

[SeeFive]

My guess would be that it is one of three males. Andrea Bochelli, Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder.

[nikaiyo2]

He should be easy to track down, the blind, deaf, anosmiac (lets be honest,) developmentally challenged (is that an ok term?) music exec. There cant be that many who tick all those boxes.

[irocfan]

Normally I'd say that this sort of accusation needs looking into, however, given that LA is not exactly quiet or reticent about shouting stuff from the roof-tops I really can't see her keeping this quiet this long (about anything, let alone this serious)

[dxg]

SeeFive said:

My guess would be that it is one of three males. Andrea Bochelli, Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder.

Maybe it was Sean Forbes

Edited by dxg on Friday 13th September 09:50

[anonymous-user]

To be fair and open myself up to being slaughtered.
She says she raised it with her boss so based on that it probably happened. But she does herself no favours by saying that others in the industry will guess who it is. All that does is lead to speculation and a totally innocent person can then get caught up in it all.
Unfortunately she doesn't come across well and as a result people will think she is just looking for attention.

I also find Miquita Oliver very irritating so I won't listen to the podcast thing