Who Will Win Witney!!??!!?

Poll: Who Will Win Witney!!??!!?

Total Members Polled: 83

Robert 'I am the Law' Courts - Tories: 64%
Duncan N'right - Labour (non loony) Party : 6%
Elizabeth Leffman - Irrelevant Party: 4%
Kenrick 'Birdie' Dick - UKIPs: 8%
Bernie Sanders - Green Party: 1%
Winston Truman McKenzie - Nutter (UK Trump): 2%
Michael Knight - Knight Industries: 7%
Helen Salisbury Steak - National Health : 0%
Emilia Rose Arno - I'm in Love Party*heart*: 5%
Daniel 'Skids' Skidmore -unfortunatenameparty: 2%
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surveyor

17,822 posts

184 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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I think what is most telling is the Tories lost 20,000 votes, yet Labour ended up with a swing against them.

That sort of thing is not going to win them the next election...

rs1952

5,247 posts

259 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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dandarez said:
As I said in another post, Ukip hardly campaigned at all, we have achieved our goal.
Was "our goal" losing their deposit? They achieved that scratchchin

Murph7355

37,714 posts

256 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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The seat remains a big blue one.

I'd be far, far more worried if I were Labour. Though even they will likely be thinking that the LibDems spent loads to be a still distant 2nd.

No credible opposition will be fun for a little while, but eventually it could well be a problem.

Edited to add that every time I see Farron on TV he seems to be a bigger and bigger cretin with the rubbish he spouts.

dandarez

13,282 posts

283 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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rs1952 said:
dandarez said:
As I said in another post, Ukip hardly campaigned at all, we have achieved our goal.
Was "our goal" losing their deposit? They achieved that scratchchin
You 'know' what the goal was! Why would there have been a vast army of yellow Remoanians stamping the streets of Witney for the past fortnight. The kipper's deposit was worth it. I was coming out of Waitrose early this morning because by now Witney will be swamped! (No, we don't shop in Waitrose, as intimated elsewhere, we shop 'everywhere' re supermarkets - that's the nice thing about this area, 'FREE' parking (which the Lib-Dums want rid off) and every supermarket under the sun, except a mainstore Tesco. I had a quick tot-up and comparing to Oxford parking charges I reckon as I go into Witney twice, if not more, every day that 'free' parking is saving me around a min of a 1000 quid a year. I could have stood as a losing independent candidate and lost heavily but won on the parking. rofl

No the goal was to be free of the EU. That bastion of cheap parking and shopping LOL!
I see today they are having fun with Canada, so much so the their International Trade Minister, Chrystia Freeland, went home. Ha ha ha.

The Kipper last week in Witney was not even actively campaigning, he was driving his American classic car around the town - perhaps, like me he parks in the FREE multi-storey and has saved as much as me to not bother about his deposit? LOL

Yet we had all and sundry here from the Lib-Dums - Farron and Clegg now actually know the back streets of Witney LOL!

A small group were celebrating just off the High Street as I walked back to the FREE multi-storey car park. Bedecked in bright yellow a lady was thanking people for their support of the Lib-DUMS. As she approached me I just gave a wry smile and said 'Well done, but you realise second wins nothing. Like a motor race, nobody remembers the second place competitor, only the winner.'

EVERYONE will remember Ukip! LOL. Job done.

turbobloke

103,953 posts

260 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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A report around the time of CMD's departure from Number 10 gave some interesting insights into the life of an ex-PM by comparing CMD to Bliar.

At the time, CMD insisted he loves being MP for Witney, with plans to continue in the role beyond the general 2020 election. The man who chided his electorate for being quitters if they voted Leave managed to quit twice in quick succession and didn't quite make it to 2020. Nice!

His salary was halved during the time he was on the back benches, reducing from around £150k to £75k.

Unfortunately for the taxpayer, CMD's decision to scrap the traditional gold-plated pension handed to former PMs can't be applied retrospectively to A Blair. Which is fair enough and how things must be for everyone, but still a shame as Teflon Tony has been receiving a non-contributory pension equivalent to half his salary as PM since the day he stepped down for Brown, aged 53 nearly 10 years ago.

Even though Blair has earned millions after leaving Number 10, the Cabinet Office has confirmed that he has continued to claim pension income of around £80,000 per year.

Due to his selfless decision, the also-rather-wealthy Mr Cameron has been contributing to the standard ministerial pension and will have to wait to get his hands on his £20,000 per year pension.

To help make ends meet (!) CMD has remortgaged his £4m Notting Hill pad to raise £800,000 in cash. So it's bye bye Call Me Dave and hello Call Him Bob.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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dandarez said:
rs1952 said:
dandarez said:
As I said in another post, Ukip hardly campaigned at all, we have achieved our goal.
Was "our goal" losing their deposit? They achieved that scratchchin
You 'know' what the goal was! Why would there have been a vast army of yellow Remoanians stamping the streets of Witney for the past fortnight. The kipper's deposit was worth it. I was coming out of Waitrose early this morning because by now Witney will be swamped! (No, we don't shop in Waitrose, as intimated elsewhere, we shop 'everywhere' re supermarkets - that's the nice thing about this area, 'FREE' parking (which the Lib-Dums want rid off) and every supermarket under the sun, except a mainstore Tesco. I had a quick tot-up and comparing to Oxford parking charges I reckon as I go into Witney twice, if not more, every day that 'free' parking is saving me around a min of a 1000 quid a year. I could have stood as a losing independent candidate and lost heavily but won on the parking. rofl

No the goal was to be free of the EU. That bastion of cheap parking and shopping LOL!
I see today they are having fun with Canada, so much so the their International Trade Minister, Chrystia Freeland, went home. Ha ha ha.

The Kipper last week in Witney was not even actively campaigning, he was driving his American classic car around the town - perhaps, like me he parks in the FREE multi-storey and has saved as much as me to not bother about his deposit? LOL

Yet we had all and sundry here from the Lib-Dums - Farron and Clegg now actually know the back streets of Witney LOL!

A small group were celebrating just off the High Street as I walked back to the FREE multi-storey car park. Bedecked in bright yellow a lady was thanking people for their support of the Lib-DUMS. As she approached me I just gave a wry smile and said 'Well done, but you realise second wins nothing. Like a motor race, nobody remembers the second place competitor, only the winner.'

EVERYONE will remember Ukip! LOL. Job done.
UKIP are finished LOL
Brexit hasn't happened smile
The only pro remain party gave the Conservatives a scare in their own back yard LOL
There will be numerous votes & twists and turns yet
Why is Canada's inability to get a deal good news ? We will be there with the begging bowl soon. Get nothing then a second referendum, or EU could agree to tear up article 50 & offer us improved terms LOL

dandarez

13,282 posts

283 months

Sunday 23rd October 2016
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Jimboka said:
dandarez said:
rs1952 said:
dandarez said:
As I said in another post, Ukip hardly campaigned at all, we have achieved our goal.
Was "our goal" losing their deposit? They achieved that scratchchin
You 'know' what the goal was! Why would there have been a vast army of yellow Remoanians stamping the streets of Witney for the past fortnight. The kipper's deposit was worth it. I was coming out of Waitrose early this morning because by now Witney will be swamped! (No, we don't shop in Waitrose, as intimated elsewhere, we shop 'everywhere' re supermarkets - that's the nice thing about this area, 'FREE' parking (which the Lib-Dums want rid off) and every supermarket under the sun, except a mainstore Tesco. I had a quick tot-up and comparing to Oxford parking charges I reckon as I go into Witney twice, if not more, every day that 'free' parking is saving me around a min of a 1000 quid a year. I could have stood as a losing independent candidate and lost heavily but won on the parking. rofl

No the goal was to be free of the EU. That bastion of cheap parking and shopping LOL!
I see today they are having fun with Canada, so much so the their International Trade Minister, Chrystia Freeland, went home. Ha ha ha.

The Kipper last week in Witney was not even actively campaigning, he was driving his American classic car around the town - perhaps, like me he parks in the FREE multi-storey and has saved as much as me to not bother about his deposit? LOL

Yet we had all and sundry here from the Lib-Dums - Farron and Clegg now actually know the back streets of Witney LOL!

A small group were celebrating just off the High Street as I walked back to the FREE multi-storey car park. Bedecked in bright yellow a lady was thanking people for their support of the Lib-DUMS. As she approached me I just gave a wry smile and said 'Well done, but you realise second wins nothing. Like a motor race, nobody remembers the second place competitor, only the winner.'

EVERYONE will remember Ukip! LOL. Job done.
UKIP are finished LOL
Brexit hasn't happened smile
The only pro remain party gave the Conservatives a scare in their own back yard LOL
There will be numerous votes & twists and turns yet
Why is Canada's inability to get a deal good news ? We will be there with the begging bowl soon. Get nothing then a second referendum, or EU could agree to tear up article 50 & offer us improved terms LOL
Oh you are a pain in the ass! Now get out of your pram and put your toys back inside, you silly man.
IT'S OVER! WE ARE LEAVING! It's called DEMOCRACY! The vote was for the people, not MPs, no other body. YOU LOST. SO SO SO SIMPLE. It's not hard to understand. Unless, of course, you're a baby in a pram! LOL

They (Lib-Dums) did not scare anybody. LOOK AT THE TURNOUT! Predict the General Election NOW. I will. The Tories will win, like they always do here.

Brexit WILL happen.
Stop your fretting and get on with your life, you'll only ruin it. You'll have a very sad existence if you keep fretting so. Christ, even if it went to a second ref, and you LOST again, what would you do? Spend your life fretting? What a life! You only live once you know. If we had said remain, I'd have carried on.

Struggles come, struggles go. Obstacles are always in the way. Have you never lived? I made a mistake in 75. I didn't lose sleep ...at all. You be careful, you'll end up at the docs at this rate. Christ, no wonder 50 MILLION anti-depressant prescriptions were handed out last year in the UK alone. Still, keeps one massive business ticking over better than any other in the world, eh?