Pawn on the Bus

[Rick101]

Talking of porn on a bus, I do recall munching on a kebab late one evening waiting for such a vehicle.
It duly arrived and I looked up from my delicious meal to see a young chap on the back seat with his lady friend also indulging in kebab.
They were completely oblivious to the fact that the bus had stopped and there were a queue of people stood watching!

[wc98]

i once had a quickie with the then girlfriend now wife on the bus from london back up to scotland after a visit to the in laws . can't see the point of porn on the bus though , not like you can whip it out for a bit of quick relief, well i would hope not anyway.

[xjay1337]

wc98 said:

i once had a quickie with the then girlfriend now wife on the bus from london back up to scotland after a visit to the in laws . can't see the point of porn on the bus though , not like you can whip it out for a bit of quick relief, well i would hope not anyway.

How did that work out lol, was it abandoned?

[Moonhawk]

Biker 1 said:

Either way, porn on a 4.5 inch screen must be a bit crap.

I don't know - a smartphone screen viewed at a distance of 1ft subtends the same angle as a 24 inch screen viewed at a distance of about 4ft.

As long as the screen has a high enough resolution - the viewing experience should be pretty much the same.

[TerryThomas]

We bow down to your superior knowledge of watching public porn

[SS2.]

The surreptitious viewing of skin flicks has reached the next stage of its evolution.

[fido]

wc98 said:

i once had a quickie with the then girlfriend now wife on the bus from london back up to scotland after a visit to the in laws . can't see the point of porn on the bus though , not like you can whip it out for a bit of quick relief, well i would hope not anyway.

Just out of interest, which number bus were you on? :busgeek:

[TerryThomas]

SS2. said:

The surreptitious viewing of skin flicks has reached the next stage of its evolution.

He's got the right expression for it.

[Moonhawk]

wc98 said:

i once had a quickie with the then girlfriend now wife on the bus from london back up to scotland after a visit to the in laws . can't see the point of porn on the bus though , not like you can whip it out for a bit of quick relief, well i would hope not anyway.

"The mile long club"

What's a mile at 70mph - about 51 seconds

[xjay1337]

It was Dom Torreto who said to live your life a quarter mile at a time.

That's about all I can manage.

[Rovinghawk]

xjay1337 said:

It was Dom Torreto who said to live your life a quarter mile at a time.

That's about all I can manage.

It was me who said to live your life a quarter pie at a time.

That's about all I can manage.

[Digga]

TerryThomas said:

SS2. said:

The surreptitious viewing of skin flicks has reached the next stage of its evolution.

He's got the right expression for it.

You think that's the film about the glass coffee table?

I'm not Googling for it at work, but a mate told me about it once.

[FN2TypeR]

Buses don't have flight attendants, though. Nor do trains. And even if police wanted to investigate incidents of porn-watching on public transport, passengers can get off whenever they like.

[Cold]

Unfortunately, you're all wrong. According to the very earnest Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett, writing in The Guardian, it's straightforward harassment.

[bitchstewie]

I can't help but think you'd have to be a bit of a muppet to think it's acceptable to watch porn in public.

I've no idea whether it's an offence but it's just common decency not to do so surely?

[S11Steve]

It wasn't that long ago that many women were sat on public transport, reading 50 shades of grey and then boasting on social media about leaving damp patches everywhere.

[tommunster10]

If the story was 'Muslim man watching porn on bus" or "Romanian immigrant caught watching porn on bus" and it was in the Daily Express how different would the comments here be I wonder?

[227bhp]

MitchT said:

Surely the point of this kind of material is to provide visual stimulus, to help you on your way, so to speak. Given that you're not going to be "on your way" on a bus, why would you be looking at it?

This is what makes me think its made up, unless there are people out there actually watching Pron like you'd watch any other cinema friendly movie?

[wc98]

xjay1337 said:

How did that work out lol, was it abandoned?

no, worked out fine.hardly anyone on the bus and all appeared asleep as it was a late night journey. did get a smile from the second driver/drivers companion when he used the loo later in the journey when i think he noticed the girlfriend had changed from jeans to mini skirt .
the joys of youth, wouldn't dream of it now, using a bus i mean

[WinstonWolf]

tommunster10 said:

If the story was 'Muslim man watching porn on bus" or "Romanian immigrant caught watching porn on bus" and it was in the Daily Express how different would the comments here be I wonder?

You're obsessed with your obvious agenda and more than a little bit sad...