Forget 5-a-day, eat 10 fruit&veg to prevent premature death.

[MarshPhantom]

B'stard Child said:

Funkycoldribena said:

B'stard Child said:

Funkycoldribena said:

The tobacco plant is a vegetable so Im sorted.

Thanks for that snippet of info - I'll add it to my list and I think then I can say I hit the 5 a day

Dont forget Double cheeseburgers at Mcds have a gherkin and Boneless banquets at KFC can have corn on the cob.
I'm killing this fruit and veg lark.

I cannot remember the last time I had a Mcds or BK or KFC it's several years

My chutney makes up 3 of the five (eaten daily) I started making it after brexit because my 3 properties weren't providing enough income - both myself and my wife were at risk of losing our jobs and chutney seems more popular than jam (due to the high sugar content in Jam and the fact that half the fking country are morbidly obese)

So all I need to eat is one more and I can manage that easily - crisps are potatoes right

Don't forget Magic Mushrooms.