Critical incident at Hainault tube
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vaud said:
W124 said:
Ex-police dogs are great.
Ex police dogs that have passed their training - agreed. Those that fail training must have question marks? It’s still going to be comparatively safe around people and other dogs.
But best get one that’s been through it all. They need homing and make excellent pets. They don’t last long though. Hard life - and they are often quite old when they come through.
It’s not really about self-defence against the highly unlikely event of needing a dog to attack somebody. Which I don’t really get. Staggeringly risky to order a trained dog to maul somebody. From a legal perspective.
It’s just that they are really, really well trained and much less of a liability in general terms - than your usual hound.
They are still dogs. And like all dogs, absurd beasts.
But best get one that’s been through it all. They need homing and make excellent pets. They don’t last long though. Hard life - and they are often quite old when they come through.
It’s not really about self-defence against the highly unlikely event of needing a dog to attack somebody. Which I don’t really get. Staggeringly risky to order a trained dog to maul somebody. From a legal perspective.
It’s just that they are really, really well trained and much less of a liability in general terms - than your usual hound.
They are still dogs. And like all dogs, absurd beasts.
SpudLink said:
Trained... upto the point where it refused to release it's victim. Ideal family pet.
Not that I agree with the idea of getting a dog primarily it seems as a substitute for a gun but.... The above does depend I suppose. If the dog only bit who it was told to but refused to release on command it'll still be fine....isaldiri said:
SpudLink said:
Trained... upto the point where it refused to release it's victim. Ideal family pet.
Not that I agree with the idea of getting a dog primarily it seems as a substitute for a gun but.... The above does depend I suppose. If the dog only bit who it was told to but refused to release on command it'll still be fine....milkround said:
This is why I got a second dog. One which is trained in personal protection and attack work.
The best way to stop someone with a sword is a gun. The second best way is running them over with a car. But a 40kg Belgian mali hitting you at full pelt whilst trying to rip your arm off is a close third.
My boy failed prison dog school as he wouldn’t release after biting. So came pretty much fully trained. I got him off my dog trainer who specialises in bite work. The prison service and police (when they don’t breed in house) give the dogs back to breeders if they fail. Who then generally sell/give them to trainers who are specialist's. So it’s a fantastic and fairly affordable way of getting a top rate protection dog at pet mutt prices. I’d recommend it to anyone who takes their family security seriously.
Council thread is waaaaay over thataway >>>>>. Comedy gold, in a tragic way.The best way to stop someone with a sword is a gun. The second best way is running them over with a car. But a 40kg Belgian mali hitting you at full pelt whilst trying to rip your arm off is a close third.
My boy failed prison dog school as he wouldn’t release after biting. So came pretty much fully trained. I got him off my dog trainer who specialises in bite work. The prison service and police (when they don’t breed in house) give the dogs back to breeders if they fail. Who then generally sell/give them to trainers who are specialist's. So it’s a fantastic and fairly affordable way of getting a top rate protection dog at pet mutt prices. I’d recommend it to anyone who takes their family security seriously.
ATG said:
isaldiri said:
SpudLink said:
Trained... upto the point where it refused to release it's victim. Ideal family pet.
Not that I agree with the idea of getting a dog primarily it seems as a substitute for a gun but.... The above does depend I suppose. If the dog only bit who it was told to but refused to release on command it'll still be fine....Randy Winkman said:
I'd like to know what a typical day is like for Milkround.
10:00 Get the Range Sport valayed (sic)11:00 Get Draylon's date of birth tattooed on me chest
12:30 Weatherspoon's for lunch
14:00 Nip to Elizabeth Duke for a new signet ring
15:30 Watch helpless as my dog horrifically maims a member of the public
16:30 Confirm my name and date of birth to the custody sargeant, remove my shoelaces and settle in for a night of relentlessly kicking my cell door and called everyone a "f
king nonce"Or something...
Doofus said:
10:00 Get the Range Sport valayed (sic)
11:00 Get Draylon's date of birth tattooed on me chest
12:30 Weatherspoon's for lunch
14:00 Nip to Elizabeth Duke for a new signet ring
15:30 Watch helpless as my dog horrifically maims a member of the public
16:30 Confirm my name and date of birth to the custody sargeant, remove my shoelaces and settle in for a night of relentlessly kicking my cell door and called everyone a "fking nonce"
Or something...
That is so funny and you know at least half of what you have written is true11:00 Get Draylon's date of birth tattooed on me chest
12:30 Weatherspoon's for lunch
14:00 Nip to Elizabeth Duke for a new signet ring
15:30 Watch helpless as my dog horrifically maims a member of the public
16:30 Confirm my name and date of birth to the custody sargeant, remove my shoelaces and settle in for a night of relentlessly kicking my cell door and called everyone a "f
king nonce"Or something...
milkround said:
This is why I got a second dog. One which is trained in personal protection and attack work.
The best way to stop someone with a sword is a gun. The second best way is running them over with a car. But a 40kg Belgian mali hitting you at full pelt whilst trying to rip your arm off is a close third.
My boy failed prison dog school as he wouldn’t release after biting. So came pretty much fully trained. I got him off my dog trainer who specialises in bite work. The prison service and police (when they don’t breed in house) give the dogs back to breeders if they fail. Who then generally sell/give them to trainers who are specialist's. So it’s a fantastic and fairly affordable way of getting a top rate protection dog at pet mutt prices. I’d recommend it to anyone who takes their family security seriously.
D'ya loike dags?The best way to stop someone with a sword is a gun. The second best way is running them over with a car. But a 40kg Belgian mali hitting you at full pelt whilst trying to rip your arm off is a close third.
My boy failed prison dog school as he wouldn’t release after biting. So came pretty much fully trained. I got him off my dog trainer who specialises in bite work. The prison service and police (when they don’t breed in house) give the dogs back to breeders if they fail. Who then generally sell/give them to trainers who are specialist's. So it’s a fantastic and fairly affordable way of getting a top rate protection dog at pet mutt prices. I’d recommend it to anyone who takes their family security seriously.
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