The Official Newcastle United Thread

The Official Newcastle United Thread

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im

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34,302 posts

216 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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"Gooooood evening sir...I am looking to invest £350 million great british pounds and just require your bank account details...."





largerandrock

652 posts

203 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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About Time!

Clash of the bottom two Wednesday!

Cant wait! rolleyes

cj_eds

1,567 posts

220 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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im said:


"Gooooood evening sir...I am looking to invest £350 million great british pounds and just require your bank account details...."
hehe

PS. Was beaten to making that post myself. frown

largerandrock

652 posts

203 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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Any predictions for tonight?

Apart from being a really crap game of football that is.

vivaronaldo

496 posts

189 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed

mickk

28,769 posts

241 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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vivaronaldo said:
19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
yes

I thought Spurs were in a heap of trouble, i feel better all of a sudden

im

Original Poster:

34,302 posts

216 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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mickk said:
vivaronaldo said:
19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
yes

I thought Spurs were in a heap of trouble, i feel better all of a sudden
yes

Christ, I thought we were st - but Newcastle bring a whole new meaning to the term.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

248 months

Wednesday 24th September 2008
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im said:
Christ, I thought we were st - but Newcastle bring a whole new meaning to the term.
in a way I'm glad I couldn't get it to load biggrin

ps - my router was playing up, it works now thanks

central

16,744 posts

216 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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After the "Gascoigne dead" thread got removed, this seems a sort of relevant place to post this -

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdRCouu49c

largerandrock

652 posts

203 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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vivaronaldo said:
19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
rather have 19000 real fans than 70000 tourists turn up every week!

FUBAR

17,062 posts

237 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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Lookie all the Spurs fans gloating hehe

One win does not a season make wink

Edited by FUBAR on Thursday 25th September 10:50

woogie

3,313 posts

251 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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"From: Nigerian Consortium
To: Mike.Ashley@nufc.com
Subject: Attention lucky winner
Date: Tues, 23 Sep 2008 9:00:00

Dear Mr Ashley. Greetings. Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, I assure you that all will be well at the end of the day.

Let me start by introducing myself to you. It may surprise you to receive this email from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. I am the representative of a Nigerian Consortium. My purpose in contacting you is to help secure the football club you are in the process of running into the ground. My clients have £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on which paper you read) in an account at a Bank.

This Bank has issued me a notice to contact anyone in possession of a) a football club and b) a creeping sense of panic and desperation. Hence I am contacting you with regards to ensuring a happy and amenable swap. Just send us your bank details and football club and we will deposit £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on etc and so on) into your account. In return, you must give up this ridiculous notion of hiring Kenny Dalglish, Terry Venables or David O'Leary and, instead, give Newcastle hero Kevin Keegan his job back. We have a further £75m to deposit in his account so he can blow it on tat like he did at Manchester City. Oh, and he has to sign Yakubu, 'cos he's Nigerian.

If you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me on my private email address: NigerianConsortium@hotmail.com.

Regards

Nigerian Consortium"

im

Original Poster:

34,302 posts

216 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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FUBAR said:
Lookie all the Spurs fans gloating hehe

One win does not a season make wink
It did last season my rouble-loving wh0re...

hehe

vivaronaldo

496 posts

189 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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largerandrock said:
vivaronaldo said:
19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
rather have 19000 real fans than 70000 tourists turn up every week!
we have more fans apply for away tickets than you got for a home cup game, and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Newcastle = Mickey Mouse

MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

231 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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vivaronaldo said:
our away support is by far the best in the country.
No mate, 2nd best. Stoke fans are the best away fans in the country!

vivaronaldo

496 posts

189 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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MaxAndRuby said:
vivaronaldo said:
our away support is by far the best in the country.
No mate, 2nd best. Stoke fans are the best away fans in the country!
one season wonders! lets see if they come in numbers to OT. They seem to have some absurd thought that we our their hated rivals rofl

im

Original Poster:

34,302 posts

216 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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vivaronaldo said:
...and our away support is by far the best in the country.
Not a hope in hell...

vivaronaldo

496 posts

189 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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im said:
vivaronaldo said:
...and our away support is by far the best in the country.
Not a hope in hell...
there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.

im

Original Poster:

34,302 posts

216 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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vivaronaldo said:
im said:
vivaronaldo said:
...and our away support is by far the best in the country.
Not a hope in hell...
there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.
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...and compose...









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Sorry, but at the Lane you're above average, but not the best by any stretch for an away support.

I can't talk for how loud you are at the Emirates though cos half-a-dozen girl guides singing 'Kum by ya my Lord' is louder than the Arse at their place...

yes

vivaronaldo

496 posts

189 months

Thursday 25th September 2008
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im said:
vivaronaldo said:
im said:
vivaronaldo said:
...and our away support is by far the best in the country.
Not a hope in hell...
there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.
roflroflrofl








...and compose...









roflroflrofl


Sorry, but at the Lane you're above average, but not the best by any stretch for an away support.

I can't talk for how loud you are at the Emirates though cos half-a-dozen girl guides singing 'Kum by ya my Lord' is louder than the Arse at their place...

yes
you keep telling yourself that, loudest, biggest attendance, always at least 500 extra get in by doubling up on the turnstiles etc. Problem at the lane this year was that big steward down the front who kept throwing our fans out and trying to fight with others!