Prepare the steam vents on your bladder...

Prepare the steam vents on your bladder...

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Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

201 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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Morningside said:
Alfa_75_Steve said:
How exactly does tourettes stop you from being a fking painter and decorator?
How about:
"Hello, little old lady. So, what fking bd wall did you want painting? You old tt?"

Just a thought biggrin
Hehehe.

He could still do commercial / developer stuff, though - where he's not in direct contact with the general public.

An employer may even qualify for a grant to take him on if he's registered as disabled.

Road Pest

3,123 posts

199 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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Comment 24, Rebecca Yousaf

"ERR DONT YOU DARE CALL MY FAMILY THAT YOU SAD LOW LIFE PERSON YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY FAMILY BEFORE YOU DARE GOINGTOSAY STUFF ABOUTTHEM JUNIOR YOUSAF !!! NOT YOUSEF CANT EVEN SPELL CAN YOU. ME CLAIMING BENEFIT THINK I AM A BI TOO YOUNG TO BE DOING THAT I GOT TO COLLEGE AND HAVE WORKED YOUDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME AND MY FAMILY. BEFORE YOU GO SLATING ANYONE THINK YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AND IF YOU ACTAULLY KNOW I THE FACTS ARE RIHT BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU HAVENT EVEN READ THE ARTICLE RIGHT THAN TO BE GIVING MY FAMIL GRIEF YOU ARE SAD VERY SAD \!!!"

Love it she accuses the other poster of not being able to spell!!!!!!

cod man

507 posts

196 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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adycav said:
Man with apparent Tourettes said:
Tourettes my arse.
^^^laugh

cod man

507 posts

196 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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cod man said:
adycav said:
Man with apparent Tourettes said:
Tourettes my arse.
^^^laugh
st fk bks. Need more practice doing quotes!

Sheets Tabuer

19,050 posts

216 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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When I was last in further education you had to at least have some qualifications in subjects like English for instance.

Has that changed?

Also do read all the comments right to the last page rofl

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

201 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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anonymous said:
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He could specialise in that paint that has kind of random splashes of colour in it - you know, the stuff every state school was decorated with in the 70s and 80s......

Just hand him a brush and some random tins of paint and job done.

Road Pest

3,123 posts

199 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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Sheets Tabuer said:
When I was last in further education you had to at least have some qualifications in subjects like English for instance.

Has that changed?

Also do read all the comments right to the last page rofl
It's quality, I'm on page 6.

rabw

8,969 posts

209 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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Road Pest said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
When I was last in further education you had to at least have some qualifications in subjects like English for instance.

Has that changed?

Also do read all the comments right to the last page rofl
It's quality, I'm on page 6.
rofl amazing stuff, I'm working my way through.

HarryW

15,157 posts

270 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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I think workhouses need to be reintroduced..................

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

210 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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anonymous said:
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you owe me a new lap top rofl

Road Pest

3,123 posts

199 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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Comment 88

"Juggernaut, Oxoxtowers

MX5"

tbar confused two posts later

rofl


jules_s

4,292 posts

234 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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So the mum is centre front then?

To me the one in the centre front has plenty of breeding time left rolleyes

Benni

3,517 posts

212 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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from page 8 :
"...popping out kids like a tennis ball machine.....".....biggrin,
hadn´t read that before.
Yes, some PHers sure have invaded, as "nuking from orbit" indicates,
or the question if the unemployed dad´s BMW was mapped.

Road Pest

3,123 posts

199 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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I think we have a thread of the year contester and it's not even on PH!

OllieWinchester

5,658 posts

193 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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Road Pest said:
Comment 88

"Juggernaut, Oxoxtowers

MX5"

tbar confused two posts later

rofl
Love that, genuinely chuckled at that. Look forward to seeing a few more PH references hidden away....

Brown and Boris

11,800 posts

236 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Not their fault. He has Tourettes.

He shouted Ffk you C . She saw it as an invitation and she said yes, 11 times.

Jasandjules

69,960 posts

230 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Is tourettes contagious? Just, I feel like swearing an awful lot when I read these sorts of things..

Anyways, Tourettes is no barrier to work, just come to certain parts of Essex and get a job (builder of some kind would be fine?). Alright w***er is considered a polite enquiry in to how a friend is doing today......... And if a sentence doesn't contain at least one f**k, s**t or b*****s, then it's not properly constituted. I think he'd fit right in, in fact, I rather think his DLA would stop as well as he'd be swearing less than half the lads he worked with.

daveenty

2,359 posts

211 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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911 Kirky in Gazette said:
I wonder what contributed to the 'Tourettes' - Fuc*ing hell another kid....
This one amused me...along with the MX5 one.

Still reading the comments and smiling to myself. smile



MrV

2,748 posts

229 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Is tourettes contagious? Just, I feel like swearing an awful lot when I read these sorts of things..
Nope but the odds of passing it on to your kids is 50%

Another interesting fact or piss boiler is you are born with it rather than it coming on later in life so how he managed to get diagnosed with it less than 6 years ago beats me


Nickyboy

6,700 posts

235 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Oakey said:
no doubt so the mothers lady bits can firm up a bit and she doesn't have to worry about the next one dropping out).

After the 4th one i guess they just started walking out, sausage in a tunnel anyone?