Prepare the steam vents on your bladder...

[matchmaker]

I'm loving the comments on the papers website by Dr Ernest - he must be a PH'r!

[DangerousMike]

Alfa_75_Steve said:

How exactly does tourettes stop you from being a fking painter and decorator?

erm, mods, this might be inappropriate.

Edited by DangerousMike on Monday 23 March 20:03

[dave4959]

£690per week at a good estimate

£150 in child benefit
£250 in housing and council tax benefit (2houses)
£250 In Income support
£40 in DLA ?

All tax free remember.

For a normal person to TAKE HOME (after tax) £690 per week their gross pay would be (wait for it)

£50,700!!!!

[Nurburgsingh]

dave4959 said:

£690per week at a good estimate

£150 in child benefit
£250 in housing and council tax benefit (2houses)
£250 In Income support
£40 in DLA ?

All tax free remember.

For a normal person to TAKE HOME (after tax) £690 per week their gross pay would be (wait for it)

£50,700!!!!

The £40 is going to be the carers allowance, the DLA will be somthing like £350pm for EACH claimant. and then they will be cross claiming the Carers allowance so sick mum looks after sick kid PLUS sick kid looks after sick mum...

I'll tell you what gives you tourretts... I used to have to count cash over the counter to scum like this... and it didnt go 10-20-30-40....

it went....

-wker-fking bd-cock sucker-scum-bd......


If I knew I could DLA for that I'd have claimed years ago!!!

[heebeegeetee]

Mind you, say what you want - think about the professional classes of this country, and the fact that nothing works; think about the bankers, and the politicians and the civil service, and elements of the legal profession - what our chavs cost us don't amount to the square root of fk all compared to what that lot has cost us. It weren't the chavs who bankrupted us.

[SunderJimmy]

"a well deserved rest this Mother's Day."

She's earned it for having such a fertile womb and unlimited quantities of viable spunk.

And not having a job get in the way.

Edited by SunderJimmy on Sunday 22 March 11:16

[CommanderJameson]

heebeegeetee said:

the fact that nothing works

Pull the other one.

[magpie215]

When Blackpool gets targeted to be "nuked from orbit" can I have a bit of warning so I can get out of dodge.

[Morningside]

I see the paper has pulled the reply section. Last night someone created a link to a site that allowed the conversation to continue as it seems the family kept killing off the original thread.

[sstw]

Morningside said:

I see the paper has pulled the reply section. Last night someone created a link to a site that allowed the conversation to continue as it seems the family kept killing off the original thread.

Hve you got that link?

[CedGTV]

They are going to have to bury that baby factory in a Y shaped coffin.

Blackpool's inits.....

"Link Link Link Link Link"

[DangerousMike]

y shaped?

[Langweilig]

Sheets Tabuer said:

If he had tourettes he could still work on a building site.

When he kept saying fk did she think he meant literally?

Introduce him to Christian Bale.

[Langweilig]

DangerousMike said:

Alfa_75_Steve said:

How exactly does tourettes stop you from being a fking painter and decorator?

erm, mods, this might be inappropriate.

Edited by DangerousMike on Monday 23 March 20:03

Inappropriate? Who the cares? It's ROFLMAO funny! best laugh I've had for ages.

[magpie215]

DangerousMike said:

y shaped?

your kidding ??

[Fetchez la vache]

looks like the postings have been removed from the article... bummer.

[DangerousMike]