Guess who is in the Daily Telegraph?

Guess who is in the Daily Telegraph?

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clicdallara

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143 posts

203 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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Sheets Tabuer

18,976 posts

216 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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wavey hello telegraph people.

Jakg

3,471 posts

169 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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WHAT.

I thought the whole racing dude thing was some sort of massive inside joke... I never realised it was true!

  • mind blown*

clicdallara

Original Poster:

143 posts

203 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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He is starring in one of Jacquie Smith's porn films! It is called 'When the Marmolade man lost his condom in the Twitter Witch!'


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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Telegraph said:
Mr Cowan, a former glamour model manager who lives with his mother in Wymondham, Norfolk
Oh dear and, indeed, oh dear....rofl

hairykrishna

13,181 posts

204 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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Just to be clear... this is the 'jar of marmalade' photo bloke, right? Or am I confusing my obnoxious PH weirdos?

clicdallara

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143 posts

203 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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Please keep comments factural! I believe we are now doing a public service. Lets leave further exclusives to the papers! John Cowan aka 'Marmolade Man', Kerry McCarthy aka 'Twitter Witch', Jacquie Smith and that other idiot from Cambridge will all fall on their own swords!

clicdallara

Original Poster:

143 posts

203 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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hairykrishna said:
Just to be clear... this is the 'jar of marmalade' photo bloke, right? Or am I confusing my obnoxious PH weirdos?
Does anyone have the Marmolade man picture? The Sun are paying top money for it!

109 Bob

3,762 posts

219 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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I can't see what the big problem is, all he's done is speak his mind & I don't see anything offensive in what he's said. The only thing illegal he's done is pay a bit of cash in hand to a cleaner & his comments about that were pretty much correct as well.

I used to pay the next-door neighbours kid cash to cut my grass, it was either that or I'd have to do it & that wasn't going to happen.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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clicdallara said:
hairykrishna said:
Just to be clear... this is the 'jar of marmalade' photo bloke, right? Or am I confusing my obnoxious PH weirdos?
Does anyone have the Marmolade man picture? The Sun are paying top money for it!
Take your pick....


Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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oh dear
laughlaughlaughlaugh

TheEnd

15,370 posts

189 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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"Mr Cowan, a former glamour model manager who lives with his mother in Wymondham, Norfolk, left messages on the motoring site PistonHeads and the dating site PlentyOfFis, under the names "John75" and "Racingdude009"."

GET YOUR FIS,
PLENTY OF FIS
ALL FIS IS CHEAP

loltolhurst

1,994 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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will we get to the stage when no-one can say what they want anymore as your online trail haunts you for life? is a shame

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

235 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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eldar

21,791 posts

197 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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loltolhurst said:
will we get to the stage when no-one can say what they want anymore as your online trail haunts you for life? is a shame
We're at that stage already. No anonymity on the net now, unless you stick to private places.

clicdallara

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143 posts

203 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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clicdallara said:
At least two of the other candidates have asked John Cowan to withdraw from this election. However as a typical Labour party candidate he will try and stay on. This whole exercise has proved good for democracy; because if we were in China we would all be locked up!

John Cowan must go; as must his fantasies Jacquie Smith and Kerry McCarthy!

Somewhatfoolish

4,371 posts

187 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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loltolhurst said:
will we get to the stage when no-one can say what they want anymore as your online trail haunts you for life? is a shame
Nah.

I reckon we stay in this state of hypocritical hysteria for about 10-20 years, then as EVERYONE apart from sad bds (and, per this thread, a lot of sad bds too) is embarrassed we just beefen up privacy laws and/or become culturally desensitized to such things.

The alternative is people with no personalities as politicians/CEOs etc, and that way lies ruin.

Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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loltolhurst said:
will we get to the stage when no-one can say what they want anymore as your online trail haunts you for life? is a shame
No. It isn't a shame. One should not say on-line anything that you wouldn't be happy to say to someone in the street. The whole anonymity thing leads to those hysterical facebook witch hunts.

No-one is anonymous on-line. Your employers and prospective employers ARE reading your facebook, bebo or myspace pages and they ARE taking it into account. One must live with that.

To be fair Racingdude009 made comments HE wasn't embarassed about. It's just no-one else is going to agree... rofl

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

189 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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Telegraph said:
John Cowan, a self-confessed pagan.
I'm trying to work out whether that's better or worse than being christian.

Kermit power

28,672 posts

214 months

Sunday 25th April 2010
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109 Bob said:
I can't see what the big problem is, all he's done is speak his mind & I don't see anything offensive in what he's said. The only thing illegal he's done is pay a bit of cash in hand to a cleaner & his comments about that were pretty much correct as well.

I used to pay the next-door neighbours kid cash to cut my grass, it was either that or I'd have to do it & that wasn't going to happen.
There are a couple of differences. Firstly, I assume that the kid next door didn't come even close to tax thresholds or claim benefits, so a few quid for mowing the lawn has no impact at all on anything.

Secondly, I don't assume you're standing for election to parliament, are you?