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MI6 (?) murder

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plg

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4,106 posts

115 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Terrible item of news:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/25/mi6-wo...


What I found strange was the police quote:

The location of the five-storey townhouse, just a mile from MI6 headquarters, fuelled speculation that the man was working there before his death.
But a police source stressed that the man had not been formally identified, saying that while his employment documentation suggested he had indeed worked for the secret service, "he might have been an air conditioning technician rather than a spy".

Show me an air conditioning technician that can afford the rent on an apartment in a townhouse in Pimlico....??

Fittster

16,782 posts

118 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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MI6 are always the most entertaining security service.

Laurel Green

21,517 posts

137 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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I expect the conclusion to any inquiry will be; amateur escapologist failure.

F i F

27,514 posts

156 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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... or some bizarre sexual experiment which went astray...

Nimbus

1,174 posts

133 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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'cause its likely that if he really was any kind of MI6 spy ( as sky news seem very excited about ), that this story would be anywhere near the press... rolleyes
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Marf

22,907 posts

146 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Nimbus said:
'cause its likely that if he really was any kind of MI6 spy ( as sky news seem very excited about ), that this story would be anywhere near the press... rolleyes
Hide in plain sight, plausible deniability etc etc.

plg

Original Poster:

4,106 posts

115 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Marf said:
Nimbus said:
'cause its likely that if he really was any kind of MI6 spy ( as sky news seem very excited about ), that this story would be anywhere near the press... rolleyes
Hide in plain sight, plausible deniability etc etc.
Sounds a bit messy for an assassination - if he was really (conspiracy hats on) targeted because he was MI6, I thought hitmen just shot them in the head a few times from close range and escaped as fast as possible... hiding body = time = increased risk of being caught and leaving forensic info behind?

FourWheelDrift

67,207 posts

189 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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plg said:
Show me an air conditioning technician that can afford the rent on an apartment in a townhouse in Pimlico....??
He was on secondment from GCHQ, to MI6 so they probably put him up in a company apartment.

Anyway back to the story.

"Spy murdered" rolleyes

More like "GCHQ audio technician killed in gay sex game gone wrong"

s3fella

9,339 posts

92 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Found stabbed, dead and decomposing in a sports bag in the bath...? What's the betting the Tomlinson and Kelly pathologists would come up with (text book) suicide?

Marf

22,907 posts

146 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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s3fella said:
Found stabbed, dead and decomposing in a sports bag in the bath...? What's the betting the Tomlinson and Kelly pathologists would come up with (text book) suicide?
Well, they wouldn't want to end up dead and decomposing in a sports bag, would they?

Fittster

16,782 posts

118 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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FourWheelDrift said:
More like "GCHQ audio technician killed in gay sex game gone wrong"
Found stabbed, dead and decomposing in a sports bag in the bath. Yep, that shag has gone wrong.

Soovy

34,729 posts

176 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Suicide, clearly.


Laurel Green

21,517 posts

137 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Only suicide if the sports bag wasn't fully zipped up. Oh and, either the chap was a midget or that is one hell of a big sports bag.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

90 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Such a strange killing.
You'd think a hitman would either make it look like suicide or just outright shoot them.

Stabbed to death (Decapitated?) then put in a sports bag seems very strange.
Then again, I never would have expected hitmen to poison someone with radiation but it happened.

Maybe the russians just really love to be dramatic about their hits?

Pesty

35,095 posts

161 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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s3fella said:
Kelly pathologists would come up with (text book) suicide?
I wonder if it has anything to do with the upcoming enquiry smile tin foil hat anyone

Soovy

34,729 posts

176 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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It wasn't enought that he was killed. He had to be shown to have been killed. To death. Really really comprehensively.


cromwellstuart

1 posts

69 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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MI6 & Co? Seems that in spite of reshuffles and a change of address etc things have not changed since Philby, Burgess and Maclean. Brixmis without Oxford and Cambridge did a much better and more reliable job at a fraction of the going MI6 prices back in the 50 to 80s. Maybe MI6 should really be outsourced to the FSB & Co?

andy_s

10,575 posts

164 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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I knew a Brixmis guy once, great fellow with some good stories, photography was his thing.




FourWheelDrift

67,207 posts

189 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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Fittster said:
FourWheelDrift said:
More like "GCHQ audio technician killed in gay sex game gone wrong"
Found stabbed, dead and decomposing in a sports bag in the bath. Yep, that shag has gone wrong.
Latest news, he wasn't stabbed.

Dr Freddy Patel

35,095 posts

161 months

Wednesday 25th August 2010
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FourWheelDrift said:
Fittster said:
FourWheelDrift said:
More like "GCHQ audio technician killed in gay sex game gone wrong"
Found stabbed, dead and decomposing in a sports bag in the bath. Yep, that shag has gone wrong.
Latest news, he wasn't stabbed.
Yes he exsanguinated on the bathroom floor after a particularly bad shaving cut.