Most useless candidate in Labour leadership election?

[JMGS4]

You missed out the box marked "ALL of the above"!!!
They're all self serving idiots but the worst and most dangerous is David Miliband..... a downright evil little creature with really nasty politics, a scary socialist who won't be happy until he's erected the socialist state of soviet little Britain and him as leader of the Komitteee!

[GarryA]

TSSA sent me stuff urging me to vote for Abbott so I canceled my membership.

[thinfourth2]

Is it too late to join the labour party and vote?

[thinfourth2]

GarryA said:

TSSA sent me stuff urging me to vote for Abbott so I canceled my membership.

Fool

You should of voted for abbot as she is black

Then canceled your membership

[Johnnytheboy]

eyebeebe said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I would absolutely LOVE Abbott to win.

How funny would it be?

Funny watching from Switzerland as the country is run into the ground and sterling becomes ever weaker? Perhaps.

Actually living through it? The masochism is clearly strong in you - when you are out of work never fear a new career as a gimp awaits...

You assume she'd win an election, lol.

[mybrainhurts]

Hmmmmm.....?



Errrrr.....no

[supersingle]

mybrainhurts said:

Hmmmmm.....?



Errrrr.....no

I knew that picture would be on this thread and that you would post it.

Well done!

[mybrainhurts]

supersingle said:

mybrainhurts said:

Hmmmmm.....?



Errrrr.....no

I knew that picture would be on this thread and that you would post it.

Well done!

Thank you, sir...

Here's one of his long lost brother...

[supersingle]

It's uncanny.

[-Pete-]

Obviously they're all sh!t, but could someone give me a one-line explanation of what differentiates their manifesto from the other candidates? Which of them thinks Tony Blair is/was brilliant? Which want Bruxelles to decide what shape our bananas can be? Who thinks Brown is a financial guru?

One line per candidate, go...

[supersingle]

Diane Abbott: Lunatic champagne socialist and racist with room temperature IQ.

Ed Balls: Browns' bully boy and failed Educashun minister who is married to that Evette woman with whom he has made a fortune with double bubble housing allowances and home flipping.

Alan Johnson: Postman.

David milliband: Like Blair with extra bananas.

Ed milliband: ultraleftist big government fascist with comedy bosseyedness.

Can I have herpes instead?

[-Pete-]

Now why don't their PR people spell it out all plain and simple like that, so that people really understand what they stand for?

[mybrainhurts]

Wallace --->..<-----Grommet

Ed---->...<----David

[thinfourth2]

Johnnytheboy said:

eyebeebe said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I would absolutely LOVE Abbott to win.

How funny would it be?

Funny watching from Switzerland as the country is run into the ground and sterling becomes ever weaker? Perhaps.

Actually living through it? The masochism is clearly strong in you - when you are out of work never fear a new career as a gimp awaits...

You assume she'd win an election, lol.

I think she would win an election

She can guarantee the PC vote and thick folk vote and she is hugely left wing and wants all poor people to have free money

[Alex]

Why has it taken them over 3 months to elect a leader?

[Asterix]

Alex said:

Why has it taken them over 3 months to elect a leader?

Antiquated processes funnily enough.

Watching the four of them on Sky at the moment - have to turn it off soon - don't want to break the TV or the remote.

[Johnnytheboy]

thinfourth2 said:

Johnnytheboy said:

eyebeebe said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I would absolutely LOVE Abbott to win.

How funny would it be?

Funny watching from Switzerland as the country is run into the ground and sterling becomes ever weaker? Perhaps.

Actually living through it? The masochism is clearly strong in you - when you are out of work never fear a new career as a gimp awaits...

You assume she'd win an election, lol.

I think she would win an election

She can guarantee the PC vote and thick folk vote and she is hugely left wing and wants all poor people to have free money

When's the last time a leader on the left of the Labour Party won them a general election?

[12gauge]

Id say Ed milliband.

Dave Miliband comes across as inhuman and calculating, but enough people probably confuse that with intelligence and think that is the foremost quality to have as PM.
Diane Abbott is an idiot, but still on the basis of being black would have a pretty solid base amongst blacks and urban whites.
Ed Balls, everyone seems to hate him, but I think he'd be pretty good at PR and manipulating the media and public opinion, in a devious underhand Tony Blair sort of way that swing voters fall for.


I just cant see who Ed miliband would appeal to, he comes across as totally infantile, like that Piers character in the New Statesman.

[NiceCupOfTea]

I think I'm just going to bin it. It makes me cross just thinking about it.

[mybrainhurts]

Let's face it, they're all useless, deluded incompetents...