Britain's most feckless father...

Britain's most feckless father...

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TEKNOPUG

18,927 posts

205 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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My he's certainly got an eye for the ladies

southendpier

5,254 posts

229 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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The sad fact is that I'd wager these women mostly know exactly what he is like. He will give them a child and then leave - no fuss and just a little mess. They will then get a flat to move out of their parental home and benefits.

I have been made aware of several girls that this would be a "career choice" as much as going to college would be for others.

The whole system needs sorting.

And that bloke should be made to clean the streets for a food allowance.

ShadownINja

76,341 posts

282 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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V88Dicky said:
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Funk said:
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the country is fked.

Watch 'Idiocracy' it's coming true around us.
"Not now, 'batin'!" hehe

"Live! Tonite! On the Masturbation Channel!" hehe

One of the funniest films I've ever seen!
I thought of Idiocracy when I heard about this guy on the radio yesterday. I didn't actually find Idiocracy funny because it felt a bit too close to a possible future... still, I'll be dead before it really kicks in.

s3fella

10,524 posts

187 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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I love the way te article states in its caption that one of the munters "actually has a job!" as a beautician, but goes on to say that she rents a room off her parents, presumably so as to allow for claiming of housing benefit?


If we rounded them up and put them all in a cage, surely they would end up just eating each other?

Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

182 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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He has a very discerning eye or a bloody lazy one.

s3fella said:
I love the way te article states in its caption that one of the munters "actually has a job!" as a beautician, but goes on to say that she rents a room off her parents, presumably so as to allow for claiming of housing benefit?
She rents a three bedroom house from them, I assume at more than the market rate.

voyds9

8,488 posts

283 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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"He's even moved his X-Box in "

Funk

26,266 posts

209 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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voyds9 said:
"He's even moved his X-Box in "
It wouldn't surprise me if it fitted. Bet she's got a clopper like a wizard's.

thehawk

9,335 posts

207 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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550Hep said:
Driller said:
It's a bit like rats really isn't it?
At least you can terminate rats legally!
     
Surely if we can send the bravest of the British nation into the hell of war without the smallest pity for the shedding of precious British blood, then surely we have the right to remove millions of an inferior race that breeds like vermin?

;-)

550Hep

3,135 posts

217 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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thehawk said:
550Hep said:
Driller said:
It's a bit like rats really isn't it?
At least you can terminate rats legally!
     
Surely if we can send the bravest of the British nation into the hell of war without the smallest pity for the shedding of precious British blood, then surely we have the right to remove millions of an inferior race that breeds like vermin?

;-)
Now I vaguely remember some bloke with a silly tash and a dislike of bankers and jewellers come up with something similar once! wink

KB_S1

5,967 posts

229 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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£44 a week from benefits.
He wears designer label clothes.
He can afford an X Box.
He doesn't contribute anything towards the upkeep of his spawn.

That doesn't add up to me.

Funk

26,266 posts

209 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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550Hep said:
thehawk said:
550Hep said:
Driller said:
It's a bit like rats really isn't it?
At least you can terminate rats legally!
     
Surely if we can send the bravest of the British nation into the hell of war without the smallest pity for the shedding of precious British blood, then surely we have the right to remove millions of an inferior race that breeds like vermin?

;-)
Now I vaguely remember some bloke with a silly tash and a dislike of bankers and jewellers come up with something similar once! wink
Peter Mandelson?

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

204 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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I think we should just give all long term unemployed a free lotus elise instead of letting them breed

1 Like a child it could bring great joy into their life
2 Most would prefer the free lotus
3 it will be cheaper for the tax payer
4 it supports british industry
5 Lotus elises don't steal your telly


But the biggest advantage is a lotus elise doesn't mind if it is abused and unwanted a child does and by continually throwing money at children to end child poverty and cruelty turns them into nothing more then a cash crop which makes child poverty and cruelty worse.

andy400

10,323 posts

231 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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Taffer said:
hehe "Or we could just eat them."

andy400

10,323 posts

231 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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KB_S1 said:
£44 a week from benefits.
He wears designer label clothes.
He can afford an X Box.
He doesn't contribute anything towards the upkeep of his spawn.

That doesn't add up to me.
Clearly, he steals things.

550Hep

3,135 posts

217 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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KB_S1 said:
£44 a week from benefits.
He wears designer label clothes.
He can afford an X Box.
He doesn't contribute anything towards the upkeep of his spawn.

That doesn't add up to me.
Ahh but with £14 of it he buys £10 worth of cocaine, £4 worth of sherbet dib-dabs, cuts it and sells it on for another £50 a week to the other tracksuited morons with no meaningful reason to exist.

ETA - To this moron Bench and George are designer labels!

Edited by 550Hep on Wednesday 22 September 09:02

HardToLove

520 posts

200 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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God , you can imagine the Kudos this sun article has given this moron
to his mates...if they can read that is?

Langweilig

4,324 posts

211 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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Jeremy Kyle has a job for life.

ShadownINja

76,341 posts

282 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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anonymous said:
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Wait... fell pregnant "to Macdonald" or "in McDonald's"?

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 22nd September 2010
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Langweilig said:
Jeremy Kyle has a job for life.
Sad but true.

V88Dicky

7,304 posts

183 months

Thursday 23rd September 2010
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Its coming true I tell ya. And it'll be a lot less than 500 years time!







When stupid people are allowed to breed.

The dumbest. Dumbed down. rolleyes