This is what we are up against...
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andym1603 said:
buy a small scottish island and stick em all on it.
I think Gruinard is still Crown property, so no need to go buying another island.All that nasty Anthrax was cleaned up years ago. Probably.
And the Anthrax-mutated killer zombie sheep that reportedly hibernate in burrows on the island would mostly only come out at night to feed on the innards of any anarchist scum who might just happen to be marooned on the island....well, they come out at night mostly, and are scared of fire.
To make it fair, the anarchist scum would be given a packet of Swan Vesta matches each to ward off the killer zombie sheep.
Bags I the contract to supply the matches. Can I help it if they were stored outside in the rain for a week beforehand?
If you really think that is a good idea Gruinard is too close to the mainland. St Kilda on
the other hand could possibly be far enough away to stop them swimming back. No need too feed
them let them eat each other until there is only one left, them nuke the island to sterilise it
for the next batch.
the other hand could possibly be far enough away to stop them swimming back. No need too feed
them let them eat each other until there is only one left, them nuke the island to sterilise it
for the next batch.
andym1603 said:
If you really think that is a good idea Gruinard is too close to the mainland. St Kilda on
the other hand could possibly be far enough away to stop them swimming back. No need too feed
them let them eat each other until there is only one left, them nuke the island to sterilise it
for the next batch.
I see your reasoning, but you've forgotten about the IR tracking auto-miniguns set up to stop the mutant killer zombie antra-sheep trying to swim to the mainland, and the Marines with flame-throwers stationed up there to back up the robot guns.the other hand could possibly be far enough away to stop them swimming back. No need too feed
them let them eat each other until there is only one left, them nuke the island to sterilise it
for the next batch.
k off head.
andym1603 said:
Ok, all these coastline defences would be required if the island was a stones throw away but St Kilda is at least 50 miles into
the Atlantic. If any mutant zombie could swim this and survive I think all you would need to finish them off would be a 177 slug fired from a gatt.
Alright, you've forced me into a corner.the Atlantic. If any mutant zombie could swim this and survive I think all you would need to finish them off would be a 177 slug fired from a gatt.
I didn't want to go public with the plan this early, but here it is.
The robot-miniguns plus x10 optical sights are wired into a pay-per-shoot channel on Sky.
£150 gets you 90 seconds worth of dedicated control of a unit via your Sky remote, and 3 seconds worth of 5.56mm rounds.
If you don't see a target, don't press the fire button, you get £145 refunded into your account.
If the press the fire button, and don't hit anything, you've just spent £150.
If you bag a mutant killer anthra-sheep, you get your £150 back plus a £10 bonus.
If you bag a mutant killer disembowelled anthra-anarchist (well, the sheep have probably got to them by that stage) you get your £150 back plus a £30 bonus.
Channel is closed between 08:00am and 08:15am whilst stocks of anarchists, sheep and...er...anthrax...are replenished.
Obviously, there is a backup minigun battery that evaporates anything the punters miss and gets within 30 metres of the mainland shoreline.
Frankly, I expect to be coining it in.
JMGS4 said:
You can keep the scum, how about emptying the Isle of Wight and fencing them all in there instead??
Because of our master plan to declare UDI, and defend our borders with armed guards, our own Air Force and Navy in order to protect our unique lifestyle whilst watching the North Island burn as a result of civil insurrection. You need to be aware that we have more retired military types per capita than anywhere in the UK, and a general ethos among the population that is slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun!
Smiler. said:
Where's Cherie Blair..........
Eating Porpoise off the coast of Norfolkhttp://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
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