Bad British F1 Drivers

Bad British F1 Drivers

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StevieBee

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12,888 posts

255 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Have there been any?

Inspired (if that's the right word) by the woes of Grosjean, got me thinking about those from these shores that have proven woefully short of the mark in F1 and to be honest, I'm struggling to think of any.

Sure, there have been a few that haven't exactly been quick (Rupert Keegan?) and others where the hand of opportunity was unduly cruel (Brian Henton? Perry McCarthy?) but none come to mind that one could consider to Lavaggi-esque in the crapability stakes.

...or do we look at our own through rose-tinted specs?


(By the way I don't think Grosjean is 'woefully' short of the mark.....yet!)


covboy

2,576 posts

174 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Rupert Keegan popped up at the HRDC meeting at Mallory last weekend.

Would never fit into an F1 car now though apparently

Jackie Oliver still has it though !!!

Alfanatic

9,339 posts

219 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Closest I can think of to Grosjean, and it isn't very close, would be Coulthard, as a driver who looks fast enough to win races (Grosjean seems to be keeping Kimi honest speed wise) but in his early seasons had a habit of shooting himself in the goot with silly, unforced errors like spinning out of pole on the warmup, or crashing in the pitlane. He had his fair share of contact too. Norhing like Grosjean's level of stupidity though. I mean that crash with Webber was diabolical.

Munter

31,319 posts

241 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Tiff wasn't the best was he?

Alfanatic

9,339 posts

219 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Hmmm yeah Tiff is a good shout. I also still put Grosjean above Michael Andretti (not British, of course) because at least Grosjean looks quick enough when he's not upside down.

Mr_Thyroid

1,995 posts

227 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Not old enough to remember his antics but there was a guy who, in the early part of his career, was known as Hunt-the-Shunt. He did alright in the end.

Grosjean-the-Explosion. He'll be alright.

MocMocaMoc

1,524 posts

141 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Me. I'm just waiting for my big break into the sport .... ; )

Hartge220

960 posts

197 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Jonathon Palmer

Julian Bailey

sanf

673 posts

172 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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How would Johnny Dumfries fit into this? 1 season with Senna as team mate - 3 points vs Senna's 55 and one DNQ in there?

Mini1275

11,098 posts

182 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Mr_Thyroid said:
Not old enough to remember his antics but there was a guy who, in the early part of his career, was known as Hunt-the-Shunt. He did alright in the end.

Grosjean-the-Explosion. He'll be alright.
hehe

Muzzer79

9,961 posts

187 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Tiff Needell

Couple of races, didn't cut it.

In fact, reading his book, he quite didn't cut it in many forms of motorsport apart from a lucky podium at Le Mans....

Ralph Firman


MrKipling43

5,788 posts

216 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Muzzer79 said:
Tiff Needell

Couple of races, didn't cut it.

In fact, reading his book, he quite didn't cut it in many forms of motorsport apart from a lucky podium at Le Mans....
Couldn't agree more. Needell's was a pretty crap racing driver and (is) a dinosaur.

Justin Wilson.

FourWheelDrift

88,514 posts

284 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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I think you are confusing bad drivers with bad cars.

FourWheelDrift

88,514 posts

284 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Top of my list would be Bernard Charles Ecclestone.

SlipStream77

2,153 posts

191 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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FourWheelDrift said:
I think you are confusing bad drivers with bad cars.
Agreed

EDLT

15,421 posts

206 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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MrKipling43 said:
Muzzer79 said:
Tiff Needell

Couple of races, didn't cut it.

In fact, reading his book, he quite didn't cut it in many forms of motorsport apart from a lucky podium at Le Mans....
Couldn't agree more. Needell's was a pretty crap racing driver and (is) a dinosaur.

Justin Wilson.
Wilson did quite well I think. He scored a point!

He does quite well in indy cars now, he's won a few times this year.

woof

8,456 posts

277 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Ralph Firman - disappeared off the face of the earth - well to Japanese GT racing.


Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

188 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Hartge220 said:
Jonathon Palmer
This.

Gifted an F2 title by being followed by the fastest man of the time in the best car the formula had ever seen.

Some crap drives in some crap F1 cars followed, but Uncle Ken stuck by him u ntil Alesi came along and blew him out of the water.





If you're ever in earshot of him, probably best not to mention the Lancia rally car test....

davepoth

29,395 posts

199 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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FourWheelDrift said:
Top of my list would be Bernard Charles Ecclestone.
Being nearly blind is a pretty good excuse for not driving well. smile

FourWheelDrift

88,514 posts

284 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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davepoth said:
FourWheelDrift said:
Top of my list would be Bernard Charles Ecclestone.
Being nearly blind is a pretty good excuse for not driving well. smile
Well it didn't help racing without his glasses on. At least he had an excuse not to see the leaders in his mirrors trying to lap him.