Show us your real estate pawn (vol 2)

[Thankyou4calling]

The sale price of this includes the furnishings and TV's

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[scenario8]

Thankyou4calling said:

The sale price of this includes the furnishings and TV's

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

That really isn't my cup of tea.

[BrabusMog]

The whole thing needs to be gutted!

[jdw1234]

BrabusMog said:

The whole thing needs to be gutted!

Knocked down.

It is utterly foul.

[FourWheelDrift]

Have you seen the one next to it on Streetview? Trying to out-tat each other.

[anonymous-user]

jdw1234 said:

BrabusMog said:

The whole thing needs to be gutted!

Knocked down.

It is utterly foul.

The word you are looking for is GASH.

[Thankyou4calling]

I posted it as i thought most would mock but it is my kind of place to be honest.

Blingy, flash and with no subtlety. Right up my street.

[BrabusMog]

And no lawn to mow, either.

[Bluebarge]

What is wrong with you people? You get your own nightclub, massage shower, a proper staircase for when Krystle goes to her first prom, a "Pretty Woman" Juliet balcony and a plum carpet. All for half a bar. Poofs the lot of youse.

[Justayellowbadge]

Bluebarge said:

What is wrong with you people? You get your own nightclub, massage shower, a proper staircase for when Krystle goes to her first prom, a "Pretty Woman" Juliet balcony and a plum carpet. All for half a bar. Poofs the lot of youse.

When the former owner gets out of prison and hooks up with some of his ex-employees from the haulage company, he might turn up, annoyed, to check if you've looked under the patio.

[Thankyou4calling]

Bluebarge said:

What is wrong with you people? You get your own nightclub, massage shower, a proper staircase for when Krystle goes to her first prom, a "Pretty Woman" Juliet balcony and a plum carpet. All for half a bar. Poofs the lot of youse.

The plum carpet might be a deal breaker for me but most of the rest is OK.

[berlintaxi]

Thankyou4calling said:

The sale price of this includes the furnishings and TV's

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

That is exactly how I imagine most PHers homes to be, judging by some of the posts on other threads regarding telly size, kitchens etc.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

I'm particularly drawn to the thoughtful positioning of the front guttering down-pipes. It's attention to detail like that that really marks out this gem.

Edited by CharlesdeGaulle on Tuesday 12th May 15:42

[Hammerhead]

Quite a lot of like for this.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Hammerhead said:

Quite a lot of like for this.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Lovely. Not much land for the money though.

A previous house you posted I ended up buying, but at these sorts of prices this one's safe!

[Hammerhead]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Hammerhead said:

Quite a lot of like for this.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Lovely. Not much land for the money though.

A previous house you posted I ended up buying, but at these sorts of prices this one's safe!

I'm quite a way off myself but it'd certainly be on the list to view if I had the means. Relative lack of land is made up for the surrounding countryside - it's lovely over that way.

[Davey S2]

Thankyou4calling said:

The sale price of this includes the furnishings and TV's

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

What's 'amble parking'?

Do you have to park your car then walk round very slowly with a lack of purpose?

[Luke Warm]

Different.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[Justayellowbadge]

It makes me all vibraty in me gulliver, my droog brother.

[andyb66]

Hammerhead said:

Quite a lot of like for this.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

I went there before the renovation. It was flats then and I was there collecting some furniture that the new owners were selling.

The garden is small for the house size but the interior was lovely even before all that work had been done.