Neighbour's Son living in 'shed' at end of garden

[eldar]

otolith said:

That would still be more than a bit indicative of mental abnormality.

You calling people from Yorkshire loonies?

Mental problems are possible, certainly. So are other scenarios. Who knows?

[otolith]

eldar said:

You calling people from Yorkshire loonies?

Who in their right mind would live on the wrong side of the Pennines? It's full of Yorkshiremen, for a start!

[eldar]

otolith said:

Who in their right mind would live on the wrong side of the Pennines? It's full of Yorkshiremen, for a start!

I live in Cumbria, that's safe enough....

[J4CKO]

Garden sprinkler left so it just hits the shed and makes a noise, plus it would make the ground all waterlogged ?

[GreenDog]

J4CKO said:

Garden sprinkler left so it just hits the shed and makes a noise, plus it would make the ground all waterlogged ?

And dilute the smell of the piss. It's a win,win,win !

[Craikeybaby]

J4CKO said:

Garden sprinkler left so it just hits the shed and makes a noise, plus it would make the ground all waterlogged ?

I like it, set it just so that it would reach what should be your boundary, but hits the metal shed instead.

[kev b]

We have a winner!

As long as shed man doesn't reply in kind with his waste fluids.

[Esseesse]

Love this thread. OP, please take action against shed man and report back with results.

[Tuvra]

eeeeeeeeee said:

To answer some of the other questions raised:

I don't think this is a vulnerable person we're talking about. He has a job, at least 3 cars, and we often see him out and about. Whilst that doesn't necessarily mean he's not a vulnerable person I'm just trying to paint the picture that he's not a social recluse and appears 'normal' in all other aspects.

What cars are they? Smart Roadster? defender? Camaro?

I was wondering where he had gone. You must of cut through his ethernet cable when you cut the trees down

[Some Gump]

Is that 300/ton?

[dxbtiger]

Some Gump said:

Is that 300/ton?

Yes

[Tuvra]

Some Gump said:

Is that 300/ton?

He's probably:

• Arguing that his smart roadster is quicker than a TVR Tuscan & Subaru Impreza
• Claiming that a 1980's V8 Muscle cars on every "What Car" thread.
• Arguing that no other car other than a Wrangler or Defender works offroad.
• Generally arguing that black is white on numerous forums

Never, ever backing down on any of the above can be time consuming....meaning very little time for the bathroom and hence the piss tipping from his shed window.

[Some Gump]

Awesome! I always found 300 amusing, but not very credible. Seeing that he oresents himself like an extra from smokey and the bandid is the icing on the cake!

Did he leave when his crown was taken by mat77?

[stuttgartmetal]

Why are there no pictures yet ?

[wainy]

It would be terrible if any bird food found its way onto the shed roof....

[Revisitph]

You're not the neighbour of another PH member? Haven't asked about buying part of his garden perchance?

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Pit Pony]

When my Aunt and Uncle Moved South, to be near my Grandad, they couldn't afford to buy a house that had enough bedrooms for all the kids, so my cousin, who was at University, was given a caravan in the front gardens, for when he was home in the holidays.

When me and my wife went to visit, we were put in a shed, and shown where the outside toilet was.

I guess there's no real issues with living in a shed, other than it's cold in winter and the smell of piss.

You could offer to buy a chemical toilet for them ?

[anonymous-user]

Pit Pony said:

I guess there's no real issues with living in a shed, other than it's cold in winter and the smell of piss.

Other than the fact that it's illegal.

[Vaud]

Inkyfingers said:

Other than the fact that it's illegal.

It's illegal for it to be habited. But for one night or two, no local council, who are the enforcers will show any interest. It's fancy camping.

If my kids camp in the summerhouse (fancy shed) is that illegal? Or if they put up a tent in the back yard?

[Pit Pony]

Vaud said:

Inkyfingers said:

Other than the fact that it's illegal.

It's illegal for it to be habited. But for one night or two, no local council, who are the enforcers will show any interest. It's fancy camping.

If my kids camp in the summerhouse (fancy shed) is that illegal? Or if they put up a tent in the back yard?

A mate at university, rented a garage off the council, and put up an old frame tent inside, and lived from April to October in it. He used the showers in the sports centre, had a decent camp bed. He had a cool box, but had to shop for food daily, as he had nowhere to freeze the blocks.

I guess the council might have had an issue if they'd known, but he'd have argued that he was drying out his camping equipment.