Does this sound ridiculous

[TA14]

Sounds like he's barking

[GarryDK]

Update

Managed to negotiate it all down to £500. Which they have now accepted, in the long run this is the cheapest option for me and we are aiming to exchange tomorrow!

[TA14]

Tree-mendous!

[HereBeMonsters]

GarryDK said:

Update

Managed to negotiate it all down to £500. Which they have now accepted, in the long run this is the cheapest option for me and we are aiming to exchange tomorrow!

They're still tts. Take EVERYthing not mentioned in the agreement with you. Light bulbs, fittings, wallpaper...

[blindswelledrat]

GarryDK said:

Update

Managed to negotiate it all down to £500. Which they have now accepted, in the long run this is the cheapest option for me and we are aiming to exchange tomorrow!

Utter madness if you ask me.
Do you honestly think that someone so bizarrely unreasonable is going to continue and all will end well?
I am angry on your behalf

[FredClogs]

GarryDK said:

Update

Managed to negotiate it all down to £500. Which they have now accepted, in the long run this is the cheapest option for me and we are aiming to exchange tomorrow!

Yew have to j'oaking, all his pine-ing has paid off, makes me sick and more (sycamore) to see a buyer at the 'elm of a deal like this.

[Bill]

blindswelledrat said:

Utter madness if you ask me.
Do you honestly think that someone so bizarrely unreasonable is going to continue and all will end well?
I am angry on your behalf

[blindswelledrat]

THis buyer has actually annoyed me in real life today, as though it is ME in the predicament.
Ive never experienced this anger-empathy before. Perhaps I am mellowing.

OP, if you really must accept this then we should at least think of a suitable moving-in present to leave behind.

[zed4]

Baldinho said:

PS once/if the sale completes go back and chop a tree down directly outside....

[CoolHands]

HereBeMonsters said:

GarryDK said:

Update

Managed to negotiate it all down to £500. Which they have now accepted, in the long run this is the cheapest option for me and we are aiming to exchange tomorrow!

They're still tts. Take EVERYthing not mentioned in the agreement with you. Light bulbs, fittings, wallpaper...

^ yeah that.

can carpet be taken too?

[dingg]

I'd be leaving an unflushed turd in the toilet for them

[blindswelledrat]

dingg said:

I'd be leaving an unflushed turd in the toilet for them

You old softee you.
I would be leaving several unflushed turds in the centre of each room

[GarryDK]

dingg said:

I'd be leaving an unflushed turd in the toilet for them

I am planning a massive curry for the night before.

[GarryDK]

At the end of the day I have to pay an extra £500 to move in a property I am getting £10k below market price for the area, I was pissed off, but now I just think its all really pathetic and I cant wait to move on and get on with my life. He will always be sad and pathetic.

[HereBeMonsters]

dingg said:

I'd be leaving an unflushed turd in the toilet for them

Trouble is, the buyer is buying to let it, so it won't be him that has to deal the with long-term consequences of any sabotage.

[rb5er]

Top deck the toilet.

Look it up if you are unsure.

[Dave350]

I can't believe you caved. Out of principle I'd have told him to do one!

[GarryDK]

Dave350 said:

I can't believe you caved. Out of principle I'd have told him to do one!

Wasn't ever going to cut my nose of to spite my face. As I said above £500 for a property £10k under value was still a very good deal.

[Bill]

Yesterday you said:

we are aiming to exchange tomorrow!

[GarryDK]

Bill said:

Yep all done. Completing next Friday.