Planning department want me to take down a carport !!!

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danjama said:

I really like how it looks ! Would look great with some vegetation covering it...

im feeling that lol to soften the impact i guess?

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Monkeylegend said:

WB, sometimes you just don't make sense.

And OP, you haven't even lined up the posts at the road end. One for the OCD's amongst us.

see if your smart enough to work out why ?

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MintSprint said:

We don't know what form the correspondence from his LPA has taken so far.

It's quite possible that they've already served an Enforcement Notice, in which case he needs to appeal against that directly - you don't submit a separate retrospective application in such an instance; you pay the appropriate fee, and the Appeals Inspectorate judges the appeal and, if it is upheld, grants you Planning Permission at the same time, all as a single process.

If, so far, they've only written him a polite letter, then the Enforcements Notice is only a brief matter of time...

Either way, an appeal will ultimately be the route he has to take if he wants to string things out, but the end result is inevitable, I'm afraid - there's not an Appeals Inspector alive who would support him.

If you look at the original question 9 pages ago i was asking about wether the same rules applied those folding garages and gazeebos . Never for 1 minute thought id have a case. I read the planning portal and got it wrong . Just wanted to know if the folding garages and gazeebos fell under same criteria.

looks like the idea of pushing it in to the garage is probaly best idea so far.

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bramley said:

£200? Custard test on receipts please. £20 to a charity of your choice if you're right

10 sheets wickes clear corrugated sheet
product code 240154 £83.90

11 3 meter 4x2 from selco approx when built £7inc vat £77
at moment selco selling 3 6x2 for £5.55

4 post 100mmx100mm £40

2 x 8x2 6m £32 inc Vat


concrete 4 bags 1 bag cement £13

Total £245.90 inc vat
I claim Vat back ! Total £196.72



Donation to Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity


www.gosh.org/Donate?

Edited by wonderwebb on Monday 22 December 20:37

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Troubleatmill said:

Aren't the rules of the custard test a photo?

Surely - a photo of custard with the OP - in the driver's seat of his car under the car port - with his dog in the passenger seat - and a copy of this week's Radio Times for good measure - must be the minimally acceptable standard.

Lol Just add water and before you say it think the beam will hold up to weight of the custard !!!!


Think the charity deserves its £20 hahaa!

Edited by wonderwebb on Monday 22 December 22:17

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Vaud said:

Would you like to explain how you can fully recover the VAT?

No !

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Vaud said:

wonderwebb said:

No !

Then I stand by my previous comment, ergo, you cannot recover the VAT - so the amount due is higher than you have stated.

Was recoverd last month ! vat registerd

are you going to ask me for my vat registration number next

dont work for HMRC by any chance lol .

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Vaud said:

CampDavid said:

Pathetic.

Actually, it wasn't me that challenged the OP, it was Bramley.

I am genuinely curious how any house extension can be made VAT exempt. But to OP seems short on facts on this - any explanation on how he is claiming VAT for a car port at his house, and generally being upset for building something inappropriate and not permitted under planning regs...

Im not going to go into the nitty gritty but if you know any people with a vat registered company try asking them !

Its not rocket science .

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badboyburt said:

Way too many stiffs on this thread lol yes he built it, yes he knows it has to come down, yes he has had a laugh like we all have.

Cant believe your all preaching the prim and proper life, no one is true to the system, you just make out you are so society doesn't climb on your back.

Well done OP and cheers for the sts and giggles.

Glad its been as fun for you as it has for me !!!

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CampDavid said:

Vaud said:

CampDavid said:

Pathetic.

Actually, it wasn't me that challenged the OP, it was Bramley.

I am genuinely curious how any "house extension" can be made VAT exempt. But to OP seems short on facts on this - any explanation on how he is claiming VAT for a car port at his house, and generally being upset for building something inappropriate and not permitted under planning regs...

You aren't genuinely interested, you're trolling over a tax issue. It's as pathetic as it is boring.

Its much more fun taking the piss out of my bespoke carport !!!!

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Welshbeef said:

OP how deep did you dig the holes for those 10 foot posts?

Given fence posts 6 foot above ground need to be 2 deep I'm assuming 10 foot + above ground is quite a lot more than 2 foot. Did that cause issues belong so close to the house and garage footings?

they are not 10ft post they are 8ft and its not a fence . a fence would fall over without being concreted in my carport might blow away or move but not fall on its side like a fence.






four posts connected together give each other strength bit like a chair !

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silentbrown said:

Well, it's that time of year, and this thread has certainly given some much needed amusement. So thankyou, OP for tolerating a lot of piss-extraction with good humour.

Happy Crimble to all if if I'm not on before then.



Does that mean I've waved my willy? Sorry about that...

well done mr brown

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Welshbeef said:

Ok - but how deep are they and are they in postcrete or standing on the block paving with the securing down being purely the total weight of the structure?

Concreted in !!

You thinking of building one now lol you would be a brave man to admit to it on here !!!

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Welshbeef said:

TA14 said:

Welshbeef said:

I'd really like to know (on the assumption he isn't banned) why this is treated totally differently to the 944 scrap car off eBay while drunk thread.

I think you've answered your own question there:

Welshbeef said:

my banning was due to creating a thread on lies wasting other posters time

He has done the exact same thing - its not his house nor his cars instead he has taken pics of a house he has seen then claimed it to be the truth and played along to that and finally come clean when caught.

Struggling as to how you also cannot see the near identical similarities - both were lies both wasted people's time one got a one month ban clearly the other gets nothing.... Same rules broken in the T&CS different or zero punishment ... Why? Or is it a case of maybe my banning was OTT...

You know you are hilarious pmsl sour grapes tell you what mr "beef" go back and read the thread from beginning when you can work out what the 95 per cent can then you wont feel so angry lol

tell you what as it xmas ill give you a little clue

look for a photo that contains a packet of custard and a carport lol !

mind you you will probaly tell me i photoshopped it hehee .

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Welshbeef said:

What about those who might be remortgaging and this lowers the market value of the property?


No guttering on the front is not on - pedestrians could get soaked / more ice at the front path.

Not that welshbeef again lol

Ever seen water run up hill ? For your info there's aco channells at back and it just so happens that the fall is that way.

As for devaluation ask your neighbours what there house has dropped in value since you moved in hehee ?

I have not been on this site much but can see how entertaining you are to the regulars -good job you need your own section or better still to be sectioned ! Lol

Now put this cap on and stand on the corner !!!

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Ha you lot are fking funny i took it down a few days ago as needed some 4x2 and had till 30th to act until enforcement notice was served . Havent had the chance to look at thread till now and did wonder if the you lot had reported on developments lol . I see the same old tt is still on board and entertaining everyone .

I did consider putting advert on ebay for the carport i thought that it might get some interest from a New Zonda owner !!

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gaz1234 said:

Are/can you leave the posts up?

Got 1 out today another 3 to go the job didnt require any 4x4s

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Some of you will just never get it . Stick to your golfs and mass produced generic tat .