Woodstove, I want BIG, installer says I'll melt, thoughts?

Woodstove, I want BIG, installer says I'll melt, thoughts?

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KemP

492 posts

208 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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And? I take the lack of update means meltdown has occurred.

Eleven

26,295 posts

223 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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KemP said:
And? I take the lack of update means meltdown has occurred.
Thank God he's in New Zealand, hopefully the firestorm won't reach the UK.

Simpo Two

85,504 posts

266 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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KemP said:
And? I take the lack of update means meltdown has occurred.
True story: I once knew someone who lived in an old thatched cottage. A mutual friend tried to ring him but the line was permanaently enagaged. I joked that his house had burned down and the phone wires were melted together.





On the local TV news that night was a feature about an old thatched cottage burnt to the ground. It was his - I'd been right!

Chris Type R

8,038 posts

250 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Eleven said:
Thank God he's in New Zealand, hopefully the firestorm won't reach the UK.

guitarcarfanatic

1,599 posts

136 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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dudleybloke

19,846 posts

187 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Red sky in morning, I told you that log burner was too big!

cheddar

Original Poster:

4,637 posts

175 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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KemP said:
And? I take the lack of update means meltdown has occurred.
Install finished yesterday.

Need council permit Before lighting.

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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....and some new gear for watching telly....


rovermorris999

5,203 posts

190 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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cheddar said:
Install finished yesterday.

Need council permit Before lighting.
A council permit? I thought this country was bad enough.

cheddar

Original Poster:

4,637 posts

175 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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rovermorris999 said:
cheddar said:
Install finished yesterday.

Need council permit Before lighting.
A council permit? I thought this country was bad enough.
10 minute check for:

Clean air approval(!?)
Correct installation.
Minimal clearances to combustible materials

£250 please.

Oh, and, "We can't give you a time when we'll come, just a date".



Simpo Two

85,504 posts

266 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Asterix said:
....and some new gear for watching telly....
hehe


cheddar said:
10 minute check for:
Clean air approval(!?)
Correct installation.
Minimal clearances to combustible materials
£250 please.
Oh, and, "We can't give you a time when we'll come, just a date".
Sorry to hear that NZ is going the same way as us. Nowhere else to emigrate to now!

Eleven

26,295 posts

223 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Simpo Two said:
Sorry to hear that NZ is going the same way as us. Nowhere else to emigrate to now!
He'll need to find somewhere. After the test firing, NZ is set to become a post-apocalyptic barren wasteland.

cheddar

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4,637 posts

175 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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I can't wait, sod the council permit, I'm firing it up tomorrow.

Log comparison pic, middle log is standard delivered length, either side is the length that can fit in the stove:




cheddar

Original Poster:

4,637 posts

175 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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Ok it's done and the naysayers are gonna love this.

It was a warm day today so I wanted to light the stove and burn off all the stinky coatings with the doors and windows wide open.

I only used pine, no hot burning hardwood but the stove was set to maximum.

I started out with 26 degree living room temp:



Ignition:



12 minutes later, crikey!:



Stove top temp 17 minutes after lighting, 384 centigrade:



40 minutes after lighting it the living room is 36.6 degrees:



I turned it right down after the stinky coatings had burnt off and went outside to cool down, 2 hours later it's still mid thirties indoors.




Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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Lollers hehe

dirty_dog

676 posts

177 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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Glad you're ok

KemP

492 posts

208 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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36 degrees is sweltering!

Bonefish Blues

26,791 posts

224 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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smile

Eleven

26,295 posts

223 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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cheddar said:
I turned it right down after the stinky coatings had burnt off and went outside to cool down, 2 hours later it's still mid thirties indoors.
And you've had the windows open.

Remember that over hours it will radiate heat continuously and the effect will be cumulative. You can look forward to temperatures well in excess of those so far recorded I suspect.





eltawater

3,114 posts

180 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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The OP can't answer you right now....