Woodstove, I want BIG, installer says I'll melt, thoughts?

Woodstove, I want BIG, installer says I'll melt, thoughts?

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wolfracesonic

7,047 posts

128 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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They used to drop geese down chimneys to clear the soot: Think the OP may need an emu.

Simpo Two

85,640 posts

266 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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wolfracesonic said:
They used to drop geese down chimneys to clear the soot: Think the OP may need an emu.
You mean sheep. White sheep go in the top, black sheep come out the bottom.

softtop

3,058 posts

248 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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Simpo Two said:
You mean sheep. White sheep go in the top, black sheep come out the bottom.
when I see a black sheep in a field, does it mean it has been used for cleaning purposes? Or this only happens in the Southern hemisphere?

Simpo Two

85,640 posts

266 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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softtop said:
when I see a black sheep in a field, does it mean it has been used for cleaning purposes? Or this only happens in the Southern hemisphere?
Black sheep are scarce because not many people have flues big enough to stuff them down.

furtive

4,498 posts

280 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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When does your horseshoe production start?

Maxf

8,409 posts

242 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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At least it will keep your driveway clear of snow. Along with anything else within a 250ft radius.

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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Simpo Two said:
softtop said:
when I see a black sheep in a field, does it mean it has been used for cleaning purposes? Or this only happens in the Southern hemisphere?
Black sheep are scarce because not many people have flues big enough to stuff them down.
Also, they're highly prized in NZ - Once you've had black, you never go back.

Shaolin

2,955 posts

190 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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If it's autumn the OP should be able to get some good deals on garden furniture, useful when they are sitting outside the open windows keeping warm through the winter months.

Eleven

26,373 posts

223 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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Shaolin said:
If it's autumn the OP should be able to get some good deals on garden furniture, useful when they are sitting outside the open windows keeping warm through the winter months.
On the subject of which (seriously) I reckon any wooden furniture in the same room as the stove will become loose at the joints. Even an Aga in a kitchen will do that, let alone something hotter than the sun.

Simpo Two

85,640 posts

266 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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You know, he could always hire out his living room as a kiln-drying facility...

ETA: NASA is fighting back:



Edited by Simpo Two on Wednesday 11th March 22:18

cheddar

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4,637 posts

175 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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It was a tad chilly yesterday so I fired it up again, popped 2 small willow logs on thinking that I'd create a little background heat but even those little logs heated the stove up to 200c in fairly short order.

It seems to radiate so much heat, I didn't put anymore wood on and it was on its lowest setting but four hours later the room was still warm. Ironically, given the size of the thing, fuel use seems very low.

Lots to learn and balancing quick heat up against comfortable rather than furious temperatures looks like being the main challenge. It's a bit like a 500hp car wearing skinny tyres, you want to accelerate quickly but not let it get all out of hand. Fully loaded, turned up to max and using well seasoned hardwood the output must be incredible - I've got some lovely big oak logs from the storm blown trees, I'll try them one day.

I can't wait for some really cold weather.

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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cheddar said:
It seems to radiate so much heat.
I love the fact you're still surprised hehe

Dr Mike Oxgreen

4,131 posts

166 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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cheddar said:
I can't wait for some really cold weather.
It's not going to happen. I predict a step-change in the climate of New Zealand that will baffle meteorologists for years, until one of them finds this thread.

wolfracesonic

7,047 posts

128 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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Shaolin said:
If it's autumn the OP should be able to get some good deals on garden furniture, useful when they are sitting outside the open windows keeping warm through the winter months.
Yes! He can chop that up and burn it when he's run out of logs.

The Moose

22,868 posts

210 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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wolfracesonic said:
Shaolin said:
If it's autumn the OP should be able to get some good deals on garden furniture, useful when they are sitting outside the open windows keeping warm through the winter months.
Yes! He can chop that up and burn it when he NZ's run out of logs.
Fixed that for you smile

cheddar

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4,637 posts

175 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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creationracing said:
Do you now concede that a couple of stove fans might not be especially necessary?

(Although I have a feeling you're going to fit them anyway...)
Absolutely conceded.

So I've ordered one and it'll be here next week

Too Late

5,094 posts

236 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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Cracking thread. Did you fit the woodburner?

cheddar

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4,637 posts

175 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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Too Late said:
Cracking thread. Did you fit the woodburner?
No chance, I manage to hit diy problems just using Pritt Stick and sellotape, even the qualified installers found it tricky, normally it's a one man, 6 hour job, it took two men two full days.

ukwill

8,918 posts

208 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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Dr Mike Oxgreen said:
It's not going to happen. I predict a step-change in the climate of New Zealand that will baffle meteorologists for years, until one of them finds this thread.
hehe

dmitsi

3,583 posts

221 months

Thursday 12th March 2015
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Simpo Two said:
Black sheep are scarce because not many people have flues big enough to stuff them down.
I thought they were all black down there.