Neighbour chiminea fun

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snobetter

1,159 posts

146 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Were you smoking cigars at all these times as well? My neighbour smokes roll ups in his lounge and due to prevailing wind the smell often comes into my lounge if the windows are open. He seems to like a smelly type of tobacco, is it your cigars they can smell? You can't see the smoke coming into our lounge at all either.
Just in case you buy a patio heater and find it wasn't the problem in the first place...

Some Gump

12,687 posts

186 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Mr GrimNasty said:
I think it's like being a smoker you can't smell it, yet it's disgusting for everyone else, also the fumes tend to sink a short distance and then flood the surrounding properties as they cool.

The companies that sell BBQs, Chimneas etc. have a lot to answer for.

I've got a tt of a neighbour who ruins every single summer with endless BBQs.

How would you like it if your neighbour had a bonfire on the best days of the year and forced you out of your garden and indoors with the windows shut in stifling heat and the stench of paraffin/smoke/cremations seeping in?
My mind is blown. Cremations? Blaming retailers of barbies for you not liking one of the best aspects of a summers day?

OP - occams razor says that your neighbours probably do get smoke in their house. The alternatice (that they sit there every evening watching just in case you have a fire) is bith unlikely, and a lot more worrying than your current problem!

sidekickdmr

5,075 posts

206 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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I second the patio heater option.

I have an electric 3000KW one on a stand, it wont give the same look or feature of a fire, but better than nothing.

Re: the costs, lets say it costs £1 an hour to run, you said you use your chiminea perhaps 3 times a year?

and the "smoke - less" logs would cost more to buy.

A Gas patio heater could be a good half way house, flames and no smoke!

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Yes, but, fire.

footnote

924 posts

106 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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As an earlier poster suggested, it may not be the ciminea that's the main irritant but the cigars that you smoke. They can have a right old reek on them.

Maybe the neigbours are trying to be polite and rather than criticise you for being a smoker, they're suggesting your chinea smells.

Bit like blaming the dog for farting instead of telling off grandma for soiling herself.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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I can only concur with the previous posters that ask how big your garden is and how many metres away from their house you have the chiminea?

I think it's probably a combination of the Ciminena smoke and cigar smoke, and quite simply being too near to their house for the smoke to become diluted enough.

As a non-smoker that has lived in an urban area, I can assure you that cigarette smoke is very pervasive and can certainly be smelled quite strongly inside nearby properties, even if the windows are just on a 'vent' setting. One of my old neighbours used to enjoy a cigarette in the evenings and I could smell it in my bedrooms quite strongly.

It did annoy me a little I must admit, but not enough to have a an argument with my neighbour, as I'm not that sort of person.

justanother5tar

1,314 posts

125 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Mr GrimNasty said:
I think it's like being a smoker you can't smell it, yet it's disgusting for everyone else, also the fumes tend to sink a short distance and then flood the surrounding properties as they cool.

The companies that sell BBQs, Chimneas etc. have a lot to answer for.

I've got a tt of a neighbour who ruins every single summer with endless BBQs.

How would you like it if your neighbour had a bonfire on the best days of the year and forced you out of your garden and indoors with the windows shut in stifling heat and the stench of paraffin/smoke/cremations seeping in?
Summer is made for BBQ's you miserable tt. hehe

Kneetrembler

2,069 posts

202 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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justanother5tar said:
Summer is made for BBQ's you miserable tt. hehe
+1 👍

Uncle John

4,283 posts

191 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Just the other week the neighbours had gone away so their kids had a bit of a do. BBQ, music, messing about was no problem, love the smell of a barbie.

They also have a table and chairs close to our hedge and they were all sitting down and smoking. No problem normally, but was a bit of a pisser on one of the hottest days of the year when all our doors and windows were open. The top floor/lounge of our house reeked of fags.

I got the hump and asked them to smoke somewhere else.

Electronicpants

2,635 posts

188 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Tell your neighbour it's a midgie deterrent system!

My neighbour has a wood-burning stove and even though it's smokeless and burns at one billion degrees, I can still smell it sometimes, smoke smells.

welshys90

Original Poster:

251 posts

197 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Thanks for all the replys!

The gardens aren't overly large, I burn my chiminea about 2 metres from our patio does which would be about 15 metres from their patio doors, which goes straight into their living room. I don't for a minute think they're eagerly waiting to jump out either Both last night as well as the previous time they mentioned about the smoke I hadn't started the cigars and we've had a few evenings without the chiminea being lit but a cigar that we've not complained.

I think I'll have a look at patio heaters as a replacement to the chiminea to keep both sides of the fence happy, and move the chiminea around the side of the house and see how I go!

dirty boy

14,697 posts

209 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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If you were doing it every night, i'd probably take a small amount of umbrage, but if it's once a fortnight or something during the summer and they're not in their garden themselves, I'd just go ahead.

If they come out and say anything, just say okay and let it burn out, rather than douse it.

My neighbours BBQ every week when it's dry, doesn't bother me.

My other neighbour kicks my gate to get his bins through, that's starting to bother me somewhat.


welshys90

Original Poster:

251 posts

197 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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dirty boy said:
If you were doing it every night, i'd probably take a small amount of umbrage, but if it's once a fortnight or something during the summer and they're not in their garden themselves, I'd just go ahead.

If they come out and say anything, just say okay and let it burn out, rather than douse it.

My neighbours BBQ every week when it's dry, doesn't bother me.

My other neighbour kicks my gate to get his bins through, that's starting to bother me somewhat.
Well as I've said, since March it hasn't been used until last night, I've got a small amount of space down the side of my house and my garden fence which joins onto a road and its across a street and roundabout to the other house, I'll try using it in there and if they complain at that there isn't much I can do otherwise I'll need to get rid of it!

eps

6,294 posts

269 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Have you tried burning kiln dried wood? No fire lighters, no cigars and see or even pre-warn them that this is what you're going to burn - so nothing that should give off much smoke if any..

RichB

51,531 posts

284 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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welshys90 said:
The gardens aren't overly large, I burn my chiminea about 2 metres from our patio does which would be about 15 metres from their patio doors...
Well that's 50 feet away so if that's the case it does sound a tad unreasonable. I had visions of you sitting underneath their bedroom windows smoking.

CO2000

3,177 posts

209 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Ask to go round 20 mins after lighting it to see/smell what is really going on!?

Burrito

1,705 posts

220 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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welshys90 said:
Thank you for the suggestion, have you had any experiences with patio heaters? I had heard they cost a fortune to run?
It was years ago that we had one, but it lasted almost as long as the BBQ gas iirc.

Another option would be an electric IR heater if you're close to the house.

Edited by Burrito on Saturday 25th July 18:06

randlemarcus

13,518 posts

231 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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I'd be sitting out when it isn't raining with the cigar, and see if they moan about that. Then ask them politely to do one.

Wacky Racer

38,142 posts

247 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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There's no smoke without fire.......

Murph7355

37,684 posts

256 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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kapiteinlangzaam said:
I highly doubt your neighbours are sat at their back door waiting patiently for you to light the chiminea so that they can run out and accost you.

Therefore, id say its likely that they are becoming aware of it after 20mins as that's how long it takes the horrible, rancid smell to seep in to their house.

On the face of it, their request seems reasonable. With the shoe on the other foot your PH rant would likely be pretty epic complaining about the a*sehole neighbour who lights up his chiminea and stinks the house out.

Id consider putting it in a new location (if possible) or doing away with it. Neighbour disputes are not worth the effort!
This is broadly what I was thinking.

They sound a little bit precious about their twins, but I would think they're genuinely smelling it and I wouldn't be happy if my kids' rooms smelled of smoke due to a neighbour's habits.

Thankfully my neighbours could set fire to their house and I'd barely see it, let alone smell it - rather than buy a patio heater just move to a house with no neighbours smile