Most frustrating DIY job you've ever done?

Most frustrating DIY job you've ever done?

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Johnnytheboy

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24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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I don't mean expensive/lengthy/boring, I mean the most fiddly three handed job you've ever done.

I've always known I couldn't be a plumber or a mechanic, as fiddly jobs in enclosed spaces are my idea of hell.

Tonight I tried to mend the pipe from my bath's overflow, which had come adrift. It was nominally a push fit connection between the socket behind the overflow and a flexible pipe, but for some reason it wouldn't stay in place. So my whizzo scheme was to secure a jubilee clip round the connection. However:

  • the pipe had to be held in place or it came adrift
  • ditto the jubilee clip, but doing so was a separate operation to holding the pipe
  • space constraints mean the only way to access this was by lying next to the bath in a position where I couldn't see what I was doing, or easily use my left hand
So bearing all the above in mind, the simple act of marrying the screw in the clip with the screwdriver in my hand's tip was the single most frustrating DIY job I've ever done. I'm celebrating success with the largest glass of sherry anyone except Boris Yeltzin has ever drunk.

/rant

Stories please!

Hard-Drive

4,079 posts

229 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Anything involving that thing which is satans's own creation....

Silicon sealant.

As a DIY person and also a boat owner I'm often using this stuff and I hate it. It gets everywhere. I never know when to stop...as in I think it I smooth this bit down it will look ok but no, I just bugger the whole thing up again. Tubes that run out and deposit a big air bubble right in the middle of a run.

When it comes to silicon I can usually achieve a finish that in fairness most people would be very proud of...if they were MIG welding that is!


Jimmyarm

1,962 posts

178 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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OP, jubilee clips have a hex on them that makes doing them up when you cant see them much easier.

A little quarter drive socket set and normally a 7mm socket smile


C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

145 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Hard-Drive said:
Anything involving that thing which is satans's own creation....

Silicon sealant.

As a DIY person and also a boat owner I'm often using this stuff and I hate it. It gets everywhere. I never know when to stop...as in I think it I smooth this bit down it will look ok but no, I just bugger the whole thing up again. Tubes that run out and deposit a big air bubble right in the middle of a run.

When it comes to silicon I can usually achieve a finish that in fairness most people would be very proud of...if they were MIG welding that is!
I too used to hate all things silicon until I discovered these: http://www.screwfix.com/p/no-nonsense-smoothing-to...

Makes the job so easy.

As for frustrating jobs I've encountered - frankly too many to list biggrin

NorthDave

2,366 posts

232 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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C0ffin D0dger said:
I too used to hate all things silicon until I discovered these: http://www.screwfix.com/p/no-nonsense-smoothing-to...

Makes the job so easy.

As for frustrating jobs I've encountered - frankly too many to list biggrin
Or fairy liquid and a finger.

Dave_ST220

10,294 posts

205 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Hard-Drive said:
When it comes to silicon I can usually achieve a finish that in fairness most people would be very proud of...if they were MIG welding that is!
haha, snap!

More car related, fitting a PAS hose under a car in the most confined V6 engine bay ever! The rubber hose needed pushing onto a metal pipe that was not secured as it had a rubber hose on the other end. This was a repair so I had to cut the metal pipe first, space was so tiny I had to use a hobby type cutting wheel. To this day I still do not know how I contorted by hands into the space & pushed it on. Freezing cold November day too, pissing with rain. Lovely. Although the frustration melted away when it worked (& still does) saving the £400 quoted by a garage to fix it.

kambites

67,556 posts

221 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Hard-Drive said:
Anything involving that thing which is satans's own creation....

Silicon sealant.
yes

I've just done the entire interior of a house extension myself - plastering, plumbing, wiring, flooring, tiling, the lot... but I had to get someone else to do the silicone sealant in the en-suite. banghead

steveo3002

10,516 posts

174 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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priming and painting 15 window internal doors ....grrr

Simpo Two

85,404 posts

265 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Johnnytheboy said:
I don't mean expensive/lengthy/boring, I mean the most fiddly three handed job you've ever done.
Hacksawing into a mains pipe* then wondering how to fix it whilst keeping my finger over the leak was quite a challenge.



  • I thought I'd frozen it but I hadn't, doh.

muppetdave

2,118 posts

225 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Anything in our house where we live....

Sounds mad, but bear with me! The previous owner, if they have touched anything, have bodged it to the nth degree. A 'simple' job is never, ever simple. I'm not saying I am the world's best DIYer, but given the right tools, I'm reasonably capable. But any time I have to do anything here, the work will undoubtedly take twice as long and leave me scratching my head. I am in awe of people who do good DIY/building work (PVApour, Scottish Schoold building chap and Muncher are my heroes!)!

Otispunkmeyer

12,586 posts

155 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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All of them. In this house anyway. I can only assume the previous owner was a complete buffoon. Everything been done in the most cack-handed, non-straight-forward way possible. Just makes every job, even seemingly simple ones, take bloody ages and necessitate multiple trips to the DIY store.

And if its not his handy work fking up my day, its the cheap st fixtures and fittings he's used that have either broken, or corroded so bad they've fused together. Lots of rounded screw heads about as well.


Edited by Otispunkmeyer on Friday 9th October 15:54

justanother5tar

1,314 posts

125 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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NorthDave said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
I too used to hate all things silicon until I discovered these: http://www.screwfix.com/p/no-nonsense-smoothing-to...

Makes the job so easy.

As for frustrating jobs I've encountered - frankly too many to list biggrin
Or fairy liquid and a finger.
£10 for a piece of plastic to replace a licked finger? eek

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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600mm porcelain tiles on my bathroom floor; you have to be really accurate as a slight out is magnified down the line. Ended up abandoning the lay after an hour and about 4 or 5 tiles, scooping up all the wet adhesive (to preserve the in-floor electric element) and not realising the adhesive is actually quite abrasive, so removing all the skin on my fingertips into the bargain. Not the best tiling project for someone who's done little tiling before!

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

145 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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justanother5tar said:
NorthDave said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
I too used to hate all things silicon until I discovered these: http://www.screwfix.com/p/no-nonsense-smoothing-to...

Makes the job so easy.

As for frustrating jobs I've encountered - frankly too many to list biggrin
Or fairy liquid and a finger.
£10 for a piece of plastic to replace a licked finger? eek
Got mine in Lidl for less than that but I'd never been able to master the old fairy + finger technique probably due to my big uncoordinated (clumsy) hands.

roofer

5,136 posts

211 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Cutting this tile in took 3 hours of my life and half a box of tiles. I fekkin hate tiling !


Johnnytheboy

Original Poster:

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Does that include roof tiles?

jfdi

1,049 posts

175 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Connecting the mains water to a toilet cistern.

No you can not tighten a copper nut onto a plastic pipe tight enough to compress a rock hard fibre washer enough to create a seal capable of resisting mains water pressure.

ATG

20,571 posts

272 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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ste plumbing hidden up the back of a bath. Seriously. What kind of a bd does that?

pmanson

13,382 posts

253 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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I hate putting up curtain poles with a passion

roofer

5,136 posts

211 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Johnnytheboy said:
Does that include roof tiles?
Yes !