RE: Shed of the Week: BMW 3 Series Touring (E30)

RE: Shed of the Week: BMW 3 Series Touring (E30)

Friday 5th February 2016

Shed of the Week: BMW 3 Series Touring (E30)

Grab them while you can, E30 Sheds can't be around much longer



In most walks of life, it's customary to celebrate 'firsts'. First past the post, first across the line, first politician to tell the truth, that kind of thing.

It's different in Shed world. Here, we celebrate 'lasts'. Last man standing, last decent car that (insert manufacturer name here) ever made, last time Shed had conjugal relations with Mrs Shed and so on.

Well there's no rust from here...
Well there's no rust from here...
In this case we could be talking about the last useable E30 for under a grand. For extra lasty fun, it's a 1993 car, which makes it one of the last E30s ever built.

The second thing being, it's not rusty. Well, it doesn't look rusty anyway. All the evidence we have to go on are some low-res driveway pics taken from the furthest boundaries of the owner's bijou property. These smudges give the impression of a clean looking car, but the images we really want to see - inside the cabin, underneath the boot carpet and below knee level generally - just aren't there. That's a shame because these are the most likely problem areas for any E30.

Back in them thar days of yore BMW thought it was a good idea to use plastic shrouds to protect anything that was even vaguely vulnerable. Twenty-odd years later, many an E30 owner can be seen cheerily whiling away the hours before death in pursuit of the corrosion that these cack-harbouring shrouds created.

Let's hope the other three look as good!
Let's hope the other three look as good!
It would probably be quicker to tell you about the areas you don't need to look at than the ones you do. However, in the interests of full disclosure and freedom of information, the main danger areas include (but are not restricted to) bulkheads, sills, door bottoms, front suspension turrets, front and rear arches and front wings (inside and out), and pretty much everything made of metal at the back end.

Just when you've rooted out all the crumbly stuff and are feeling rightly proud, you may then find yourself aghast to discover a mangled mess at each front corner of the floorpan - a clear sign of some joker having incorrectly used them as jacking points.

The camshaft of this M42 engine will be driven by a chain rather than a belt, which along with the fact that the oil feed to the top end works rather better than it did before surely defrays at least some of the disappointment of it being a 99hp 1.6 rather than a proper six-potter. Balance that up with a little more good stuff from the PH lexicon of desirability like rear-wheel drive and 'interesting' rear suspension and you'll realise that, with the correct mixture of worn-in ditchfinder tyres, the rare joys of underpowered oversteer will be well within your compass, especially in the wet. Even with 99hp.

Might have a lot of gearchanges in a 316
Might have a lot of gearchanges in a 316
Less good stuff to look and listen out for: brittle seatbelt clips, dry door locks, wet steering racks, non-instrumental instruments and the insistent vibrating thump of worn driveshaft bearings.

This car is certainly nowt special in terms of its engine, but it is an E30 and it is on cross spokes. Classic cars have become one of the big four investment areas, the other three of course being gold, diamonds and haggis. If you believe the current forecasts of more economic doom around the corner, there'll be a stampede to recognise the next big riser.

Shed's not saying that this particular E30 is ever going to be worth a huge sum, but with this engine it will be a reliable runabout. With another engine from the piles on offer in the global scrapyard, it could be something rather sweet.

On the strength of the pics we have, a studious gange should be well worth the cost of a train ticket. And not necessarily a Super Saver APEX off-peak Senior Railcard assisted one either.

Here is the ad.

A classic BMW 316i Touring Lux. MOT until June 2016. Electric sunroof. Electric front windows. Electric mirrors. Front fog lamps. Power steering. Partial service history. CD/radio. Alloy wheels. Central locking. Estate providing that extra boot space. Very low mileage. A very clean and reliable car. A great run around. Front drivers seat worn.


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Dafuq

371 posts

170 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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A nice pile of retro shedness, a definite win for me. Always loved the 3 estate of this era, cheap RWD fun.

rejn

Original Poster:

1,991 posts

222 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Interesting, but only of curiosity value with a 73bhp lump in it.

derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Are you sure those power and performance figures correct?

They seem somewhat pessimistic?

It should be 73 Kw....that's actually 102bhp.

rallycross

12,793 posts

237 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Get the basics right, and this base spec 316 would have had about 100 bhp when new.
They drove ok but you'd really need a 6 cylinder engine to make this shed of any interest.

The E30 touring is still a handsome looking car today.

court

1,487 posts

216 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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I love these. The crazy rear hatch opening was hilarious though!



Matt Bird

1,450 posts

205 months

PH Reportery Lad

Friday 5th February 2016
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derin100 said:
Are you sure those power and performance figures correct?

They seem somewhat pessimistic?

It should be 73 Kw....that's actually 102bhp.
You're right, Shed has his power units mixed up. And the ad states the wrong figure. According to our calculator 73kW is 97.9bhp and 99.3hp, which the story now states. Apologies!


Matt

Motorrad

6,811 posts

187 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Not a great car. Interesting due to its age really and nothing else.

I owned a 318i of the same vintage and it wasn't good to drive, didn't have that much room in the boot and felt dated (over a decade ago). Much more useable cars out there for the money although if you were going to buy it and use the shell for an interesting engine transplant that would be a good thing.

gforceg

3,524 posts

179 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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"... a studious gange should be well worth..."

I haven't heard gange used in that context for about 35 years! Love it.

dafeller

599 posts

190 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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I've had a thing for these for a couple of years now, and there are some nice cars out there for around £3,000, including 2.8 conversions, etc. The problem is, I remember driving one when they were new and being really put off. Even fresh out of the showroom, the interiors felt cheap compared to the competition, and the whole experience was a little 'tinny' behind the wheel. Lovely to look at, not so delightful to hold. I'm sure you could tuck enough Alpina and M3ish bits under that delightfully balanced estate body to make it a better drive, but then we're not talking about shed money.


Leins

9,468 posts

148 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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The car will have rust, almost guaranteed. It'll be there somewhere, probably in the scuttle or jacking points, and the tailgates rust for run on these too

Great cars, even though the steering lock-to-lock is a bit silly (lots of feel though) and performance of the 1.6 is tepid at best. Always attract a bit of attention these days too, as people seem to have taken the E30 to their hearts

Spend a few quid extra and get an Alpina one though wink


MrMoonyMan

2,584 posts

211 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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One of the neatest looking Estates ever designed. Very handsome things.

I've got one that I've been slowly dropping a turbo'd engine into for ages. Should be a fun track toy when she's done.

Good choice this week.

Kawasicki

13,084 posts

235 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Pretty sure the engine is not an M42, it is an M40, so a belt driven 8 valve head with 100ish bhp, not 73 bhp.

Huge body roll, slow steering, excellent handling, if you like adjustability and you can actually drive.

AH33

2,066 posts

135 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Would be interesting if it came with an engine

MadDog1962

890 posts

162 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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For many of us our reaction will be "pity it's not one of the 6-cylinder versions".

But then if it was a 320 or 325 in similar condition it probably wouldn't be on offer for shed money.


MDMA .

8,896 posts

101 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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I have the original sales brochure with the 325i sport touring in. always like a flick through it.

Leins

9,468 posts

148 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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MDMA . said:
I have the original sales brochure with the 325i sport touring in. always like a flick through it.
This one?



Falsey

449 posts

139 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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My first car was an E30 316i Touring Lux a few years back. L303 HMO. Exact same colour and spec as the one in the ad.

At the time I got rid as it wasnt cool enough for a hip new driver, but these days Id really love to pick one up as a restomod project. If only I had the garage space.

Great car though, taught me a lot about oversteer, even with its tiny engine.

declasm

426 posts

194 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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I just bought one!

One with a proper engine though - a 325i


J4CKO

41,561 posts

200 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Probably a nice enough thing, my MIL had a 320i back in the early nineties, my father in law got seduced when he bought his seven series with a Sported up, white, brand new E30 316i Auto Estate, it looked great, part exed the 320 i and the moter in law hated it, it lasted a week, she said it had no "oompf", I drove it briefly, I didnt think that the 320i was a ball of fire but this was comically bad, traded back in against a new (at the time) E36 touring, which was much better with a 24 valve engine, especially after my brother in law used it for a while and ran it in properly.

I think people should be buying these up, its the new MK1/2 Escort, simple, sturdy and RWD, they are dwindling in numbers and make great projects, the drift boys have killed loads of them off so a ever smaller pool of un-ruined cars, the E36 has gone the same way but I dont find them as interesting, anything that is a smallish three box saloon seems to be the holy grail and they arent making any more like this, even though its a touring it is worth the effort as they were better proportioned I reckon.

Get it, tidy it up and then think about what decent engine to put in, V8, 200 odd barking twin cam ? there are loads of options, plenty of space, doesnt even have to be BMW, an E30 M3 is 30 grand plus, create something that does a passable impression for five, and you can get stuff in the back.

MajorMantra

1,296 posts

112 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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declasm said:
I just bought one!

One with a proper engine though - a 325i

Mmmmmm, much nicer.