what to do with grass verge that people keep driving on!?

what to do with grass verge that people keep driving on!?

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Etretat

1,342 posts

222 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Hhammer frozen sausages in with the top sharpened to a point

Simon Brooks

1,517 posts

251 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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jesta1865 said:
Simon Brooks said:
Chap I know had a similar problem with locals driving smaller farm machinery and cutting corners across his lawns as it was the easy option, despite there being plenty of room to take a wider swing on the turn.

Tried speaking and appealing to the drivers concerned without any luck

Buried a few of these in the lawn as well as placing simple wooded posts on the edge, needless to say the corner cutting stopped fairly quickly

Very possibly not the most PC thing to do or in fact totally legal, however the desired result was achieved

were the local farmers all vampires? redface
Jesta, any self respecting Vampire hunter knows that it has to be a wooden stake, something to do with it being a living thing and not an inanimate object ie metal

herewego

8,814 posts

213 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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Simon Brooks said:
jesta1865 said:
Simon Brooks said:
Chap I know had a similar problem with locals driving smaller farm machinery and cutting corners across his lawns as it was the easy option, despite there being plenty of room to take a wider swing on the turn.

Tried speaking and appealing to the drivers concerned without any luck

Buried a few of these in the lawn as well as placing simple wooded posts on the edge, needless to say the corner cutting stopped fairly quickly

Very possibly not the most PC thing to do or in fact totally legal, however the desired result was achieved

were the local farmers all vampires? redface
Jesta, any self respecting Vampire hunter knows that it has to be a wooden stake, something to do with it being a living thing and not an inanimate object ie metal
It's using the dead living to kill the living dead.

S11Steve

6,374 posts

184 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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We've got a similar issue at the moment, and it stems from the houses opposite not having a driveway, so the cars park with two wheels on the grass verge on our side. It hasn't affected the strip of grass directly outside ours yet, but a few people further down have been sinking large boulders into the grass verge so parked cars are now creeping down towards ours.

We have a rockery that needs to come out, so I feel some manual labour being forced upon me over the next couple of weekends.

I know that people need to park their cars somewhere, but all of the houses without driveways at the front, do have one at the back of the garden which is enough for at least two, and in many cases three cars.

Pip1968

1,348 posts

204 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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Simon Brooks said:
Chap I know had a similar problem with locals driving smaller farm machinery and cutting corners across his lawns as it was the easy option, despite there being plenty of room to take a wider swing on the turn.

Tried speaking and appealing to the drivers concerned without any luck

Buried a few of these in the lawn as well as placing simple wooded posts on the edge, needless to say the corner cutting stopped fairly quickly

Very possibly not the most PC thing to do or in fact totally legal, however the desired result was achieved

Sounds like a bit of a c#ck ! Reminds me of a friend of mine who used to slash people's tyres when they parked in front of his house (public highway) also a bit of a C#CK. I did try and talk to him and explain that that sort of behaviour is not really acceptable. Some people need to be forcibly expelled.

Pip

mph1977

12,467 posts

168 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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S11Steve said:
We've got a similar issue at the moment, and it stems from the houses opposite not having a driveway, so the cars park with two wheels on the grass verge on our side. It hasn't affected the strip of grass directly outside ours yet, but a few people further down have been sinking large boulders into the grass verge so parked cars are now creeping down towards ours.

We have a rockery that needs to come out, so I feel some manual labour being forced upon me over the next couple of weekends.

I know that people need to park their cars somewhere, but all of the houses without driveways at the front, do have one at the back of the garden which is enough for at least two, and in many cases three cars.
That is very annoying, the issue arises solely becasue they can;t be arsed to drive round the back and use the ten foot to access their own parking spaces ?

strath44

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1,358 posts

148 months

Friday 13th May 2016
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our situation is a little different as we are rural and it is cars / lorries passing rather than a parking issue. However I have seen a lot in the papers recently about people parking on grass verges and the council clamping down etc!

shakotan

10,695 posts

196 months

Friday 13th May 2016
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Pip1968 said:
Simon Brooks said:
Chap I know had a similar problem with locals driving smaller farm machinery and cutting corners across his lawns as it was the easy option, despite there being plenty of room to take a wider swing on the turn.

Tried speaking and appealing to the drivers concerned without any luck

Buried a few of these in the lawn as well as placing simple wooded posts on the edge, needless to say the corner cutting stopped fairly quickly

Very possibly not the most PC thing to do or in fact totally legal, however the desired result was achieved

Sounds like a bit of a c#ck ! Reminds me of a friend of mine who used to slash people's tyres when they parked in front of his house (public highway) also a bit of a C#CK. I did try and talk to him and explain that that sort of behaviour is not really acceptable. Some people need to be forcibly expelled.

Pip
Not really the same though, is it?

People parking legally on the road don't deserve to have their tyres slashed, people repeatedly driving across your lawn despite being asked not to probably do.