Plumbers with blue and white vans in London

Plumbers with blue and white vans in London

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HotJambalaya

2,026 posts

180 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I had a bit of a plumbing emergency a few weeks ago and couldnt get hold of any of my usual plumbers. Fantastic tenant, so wanted to get it sorted asap, so called a few of the "emergency plumbers" around london. It turns out that 90% of them just appear to be booking lines with a little roladex of plumbers who charge a huge premium. I told one guy that I needed a new monoblock mixer, supply and fit. I was told that he'd go look, then go to the shop and come back with it. I laughed and asked why he didn't just take one with him in the first place. Conversation went around in circles...

Eventually I bought the tap myself and left it at the tenants place, and then called PP in..... They came when they said they would, called me from the job to say that as planned it would all be done within the hour. Paid my extortionate rate and was as happy as I could be in the circumstances. the tenant is fairly handy and very switched on though, so perhaps that stopped anything different but so far so good for me

Ganglandboss

8,307 posts

203 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Ashtray83 said:
I just looked at the pricing on there website how do they get away with the hourly rates? £90 ph for a carpenter and a plumber,
Because Charlie used to employ a great publicist (who is now unable to take on any new work), who helped him sell his services to celebrities and the wives of rich city types, who will pay over the odds so their neighbours can see that they can afford to use the expensive sh*t-shifters, with the smart looking vans complete with private plates.

Rangeroverover

1,523 posts

111 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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If they find out it is a tenant on the phone they instantly do the "two van shuffle"

Suppose a balcock is broken: "Van 1: I don't have one on the van, I will get one sent over"

He then sits in his van for 20 minutes, magically returns with a ballcock, he then bills you for 2 x callout as he had to get an urgent part brought over, bill will now be about £350

Absolute theft..............do not ever use them

p1stonhead

25,549 posts

167 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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To counter this, I had a blocked drain on Monday.

Called a local company, the came round in 2 hours(!), cleared it, £85 done and dusted.

I was staggered.

The Moose

22,847 posts

209 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Harry Flashman said:
I like to keep my marriage to Kandi on the quiet. Besides, she lives in Vegas, where she works.
Wait, I married Kandi when I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago...

essegas

6 posts

93 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Just moved from London to the Hants coast after 35 years! Now finishing a total refurb of a 4-bed detatched. What a change...I knew no-one but discovered decent prices and gentlemen everywhere.

Oakey

27,567 posts

216 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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£340 an hour?! I'd rather do it myself, it's not that bad once you get over the initial stench and there's something deeply satisfying when it eventually unblocks and gets sucked out the inspection trap.

V8RX7

26,868 posts

263 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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anonymous said:
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The reviews posted in that link are very interesting.


trev540

252 posts

209 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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I guess we are talking about the guy who is in the Sunday Times magazine today showing off his car history starting with a Morris Minor van following through to a Bentley and wishing for a Vintage RR. A few more rip offs like above and its in the garage, mind you looking at the picture of him the plastic surgery bill must be pretty high.

Frybywire

468 posts

196 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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anonymous said:
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My mate works there as a roofer.

KTF

9,805 posts

150 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Frybywire said:
My mate works there as a roofer.
Does their experience stack up against the majority of the reviews?

bernhund

3,767 posts

193 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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trev540 said:
I guess we are talking about the guy who is in the Sunday Times magazine today showing off his car history starting with a Morris Minor van following through to a Bentley and wishing for a Vintage RR. A few more rip offs like above and its in the garage, mind you looking at the picture of him the plastic surgery bill must be pretty high.
The plastic surgery could simply be the result of disgruntled punters rearranging his features, not vanity.

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Oakey said:
£340 an hour?! I'd rather do it myself, it's not that bad once you get over the initial stench and there's something deeply satisfying when it eventually unblocks and gets sucked out the inspection trap.
Are we still talking about Kandi?

Harry Flashman

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19,358 posts

242 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Bullett said:
Are we still talking about Kandi?
Heh.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Frybywire said:
anonymous said:
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My mate works there as a roofer.
Does roofer work there as a roofer?

roofer

5,136 posts

211 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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The Mad Monk said:
Frybywire said:
anonymous said:
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My mate works there as a roofer.
Does roofer work there as a roofer?
He couldn't afford me ...

Zoon

6,706 posts

121 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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"I set out to change the image of the plumbing industry and get rid of the stigma associated with it, i.e plumbers who turn up late, driving rusty old vans, not wearing uniform, arses hanging out their trousers, bad workmanship and ripping off the customer," says Charlie.

sooty61

688 posts

171 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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They unblocked a waste pipe for me last year which involved dismantling a bit of kitchen cupboard. Bill was £1250.

V8RX7

26,868 posts

263 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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sooty61 said:
They unblocked a waste pipe for me last year which involved dismantling a bit of kitchen cupboard. Bill was £1250.
Why did you agree to £300+/hr ?

Surely there are cheaper plumbers in London

DoubleSix

11,715 posts

176 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Harry Flashman said:
I am currently paying mid-level associates from Norton Rose Fulbright less per hour for complex M&A work. It’s ridiculous.
I spent some time at the top floor of their offices recently - lovely sandwiches... smile