Noisy neighbour

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C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

144 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Vitorio said:
Alternatively, looking at your nick, maybe a nailgun, axe and some plastic tarp is in order?
If there's enough neighbours pissed off with him you could probably have a whip round and pay someone to do it wink

PoleDriver

28,614 posts

193 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Tanker full of cavity insulation foam, put the nozzle through his letterbox!

Zoon

6,654 posts

120 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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austinsmirk said:
surely, Patrick Bateman, you can find common ground with his love and your love of 80's music ?

wink

Or become your alter ego perhaps ?
Sussudio

MX5_Nuts

1,487 posts

106 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Can't believe no one has said it yet - move to a nicer area.

Timmy40

12,915 posts

197 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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MX5_Nuts said:
Can't believe no one has said it yet - move to a nicer area.
From what the OP has said all of his other neighbours are nice.

Patrick Bateman

Original Poster:

12,143 posts

173 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Timmy40 said:
MX5_Nuts said:
Can't believe no one has said it yet - move to a nicer area.
From what the OP has said all of his other neighbours are nice.
Bit of an extreme measure to some Soft Cell!

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

169 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
Timmy40 said:
MX5_Nuts said:
Can't believe no one has said it yet - move to a nicer area.
From what the OP has said all of his other neighbours are nice.
Bit of an extreme measure to some Soft Cell!
But

Sometimes you feel you've got to..........., run away.

fttm

3,664 posts

134 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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OP , you need to gain his respect , he won't understand reason but a good educational chinning might tune him in . Not the answer you wanted but it's the only language scum understand .Harsh but fair etc

Jader1973

3,942 posts

199 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Whatever you're thinking of I'd suggest:

Relax, don't do it.

BlackST

9,079 posts

164 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Wouldn't have a clue what to suggest.
There is a drunk in the next street to me who plays his music at the highest levels but his windows HAVE to be open.
Doesn't affect me as we are a bit of a distance away but I feel sorry for his neighbours. Awful music at top volume.
Why do these kind of people feel the need to share the tastes?

NDA

21,485 posts

224 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Mr GrimNasty said:
But

Sometimes you feel you've got to....dung, dung......., run away.
EFA

KAgantua

3,848 posts

130 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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If you want to come out of this well, then you could find yourself a long way from home

Z4monster

1,440 posts

259 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Everyone has at least one noisy objectionable neighbour. If you think you don't, then you are probably it for your road! ;-)

I love being the noisiest neighbour on my road. Keeps the pensioners on their toes and they love a bit of Black Sabbath apparently.

MDMA .

8,849 posts

100 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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partial to Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Soft Cell. does he wear denim hot-pants and a white vest by any chance ? can't see him giving you too much hassle. go round, ground and pound the st out of him. violence - the only answer to your problems smile

or go round one night when he is asleep, smear him in strawberry jam and leave a honey badger in his bedroom.

kaese

727 posts

186 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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MDMA . said:
partial to Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Soft Cell. does he wear denim hot-pants and a white vest by any chance ? can't see him giving you too much hassle. go round, ground and pound the st out of him.

grumpy52

5,565 posts

165 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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A mate had a problem with an idiot who would sit in his car in a garage in a block of them next to his flat .He would sit for 20mins or so at 1-30 am playing music at full chat with the car windows open and the garage door open .
Every week day night .
A couple of golf balls fired from a bait catapult into the garage during his late night concert cured the prblem .

King Herald

23,501 posts

215 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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davek_964 said:
I have noisy neighbours myself - directly attached to my semi detached house. To be fair, it has improved - partly due to me having sound insulation put against my lounge and bedroom walls and partly because there used to be two families, both with kids living in the same house (8 people in total) - and one family moved out about 6 months ago....
We have a three bed semi that we lived in for about 4 years, then rented it out six years ago. The dividing wall must have been 2" of breeze block, nothing else. You could hear the neighbours if they just talked, not even shouting!

And they had 12 babies, or so it sounded like!

I could NEVER go back to living like that, having been in a totally detached house sine we left it.

I do believe our tenant was talking of throwing up a layer of some sort of soundproofing on the connecting walls.

Zoon

6,654 posts

120 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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grumpy52 said:
A mate had a problem with an idiot who would sit in his car in a garage in a block of them next to his flat .He would sit for 20mins or so at 1-30 am playing music at full chat with the car windows open and the garage door open .
Every week day night .
A couple of golf balls fired from a bait catapult into the garage during his late night concert cured the prblem .
Obviously fired whilst wearing cotton gloves as golf balls are good for collecting fingerprints and then a conviction for criminal damage?

giger

732 posts

193 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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With a username like yours you should surely invite him over to listen to some music whilst you done your plastic mac: "Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"

Disastrous

10,072 posts

216 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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I'm not getting the 'fking Beezer!' reference - you mean he likes thunderstorms so you don't want to talk to him?

I like thunder and lightning too, but I hope that doesn't make my neighbours scared of me!

Not trying to be obtuse as the language itself doesn't sound especially offensive.