Real Estate nightmares

[FourWheelDrift]

The anti-pawn thread.

As good as any to start with - http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

What the hell is that, and for half a million !!!!



Squeezed into a tiny space, being built - https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7933914,-0.6659818...

Place before it was built - https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7933906,-0.6659667...

[littlebasher]

Wow...not even an ensuite, pencil thin garden AND the ugliest house in the street

Can't see buyers flocking over that one

[roofer]

I couldn't live there, that blokes roof on the right would make my teeth itch.

[untakenname]

Lovely 2 bedroom detached house for sale in London for under a quarter of a million!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[Chris Type R]

Wow !

[surveyor]

I drew some plans recently for a property in Peterborough I think. They had converted a double garage into a house. It was bloomin tiny.

[FourWheelDrift]

How not to squeeze a large house into a very small plot.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...



Garden surrounded by high brick walls


Lovely view out the window of, a brick wall.

[sealtt]

FourWheelDrift said:

The anti-pawn thread.

As good as any to start with - http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

What the hell is that, and for half a million !!!!



Squeezed into a tiny space, being built - https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7933914,-0.6659818...

Place before it was built - https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7933906,-0.6659667...

That is hilarious!!! Great thread idea will love seeing what comes up

[Laurel Green]

^^^ Needs a funicular railway. ^^^

[Chris Type R]

That fence looks like it's a smidgen taller than 2m.

[jke11y]

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Many favourite bits; the vaulted marble effect ceiling in the bedroom, the Amtico ceiling in the lounge and the red decking.

[elanfan]

jke11y said:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Many favourite bits; the vaulted marble effect ceiling in the bedroom, the Amtico ceiling in the lounge and the red decking.

fk me that's just awful. Complete taste bypass and delusions of grandeur - is it a footballers house by any chance?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

jke11y said:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Many favourite bits; the vaulted marble effect ceiling in the bedroom, the Amtico ceiling in the lounge and the red decking.

That looks like a bad trip, in every sense of the word.

[Oakey]

This popped up for rent on my Facebook recently, £2k a month;

http://m.primelocation.com/to-rent/details/photos/...

It's a recent renovation yet looks like it arrived straight from the 80s / 90s

I lol'd at the BBQ in the bedroom (why?!)

[Hoofy]

Oakey said:

This popped up for rent on my Facebook recently, £2k a month;

http://m.primelocation.com/to-rent/details/photos/...

It's a recent renovation yet looks like it arrived straight from the 80s / 90s

I lol'd at the BBQ in the bedroom (why?!)

I read every sentence in your post but still burst out laughing when I spotted the BBQ.

I think they just didn't have anywhere to put stuff, like the serious machine weights kit... in the bathroom!

[FourWheelDrift]

Hoofy said:

Oakey said:

I lol'd at the BBQ in the bedroom (why?!)

I read every sentence in your post but still burst out laughing when I spotted the BBQ.

Must be Australian, breakfast barbie in bed.


I think it might be one of those married moments
"darling get rid of that ugly cheap barbecue outside, the estate agents are coming today and we need to make the place look respectable in the photos"
"ok dear, I'll move it"

[Hoofy]

FourWheelDrift said:

Hoofy said:

Oakey said:

I lol'd at the BBQ in the bedroom (why?!)

I read every sentence in your post but still burst out laughing when I spotted the BBQ.

Must be Australian, breakfast barbie in bed.


I think it might be one of those married moments
"darling get rid of that ugly cheap barbecue outside, the estate agents are coming today and we need to make the place look respectable in the photos"
"ok dear, I'll move it"

[LittleBigPlanet]

kapiteinlangzaam said:

elanfan said:

jke11y said:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Many favourite bits; the vaulted marble effect ceiling in the bedroom, the Amtico ceiling in the lounge and the red decking.

fk me that's just awful. Complete taste bypass and delusions of grandeur - is it a footballers house by any chance?

Travelling community, surely?

Has to be.

[littlebasher]

Oakey said:

This popped up for rent on my Facebook recently, £2k a month;

http://m.primelocation.com/to-rent/details/photos/...

It's a recent renovation yet looks like it arrived straight from the 80s / 90s

I lol'd at the BBQ in the bedroom (why?!)

The train arriving at platform 3 is the 11:25 service to London Waterloo

[Chris Type R]

Oakey said:

This popped up for rent on my Facebook recently, £2k a month;

http://m.primelocation.com/to-rent/details/photos/...

It's a recent renovation yet looks like it arrived straight from the 80s / 90s

I lol'd at the BBQ in the bedroom (why?!)

Wouldn't be too bad as a house share.