Real Estate nightmares

[sealtt]

Yeah it's just the entrance to flats at 37-39, see this doc

http://camdocs.camden.gov.uk/HPRMWebDrawer/Record/...

[DonkeyApple]

Shame. Always imagined some loon had paid to live in it.

[Hoofy]

[OzzyR1]

sealtt said:

Honestly I think this is much worse than the Chelsea place that went for £713k!!!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Picture 7 makes me feel claustrophobic, and I don't have claustrophobia.

Sod that, even as a holiday let it would drive me nuts spending a week in there.

[PositronicRay]

Not really a nightmare, must work @ a timber yard though.

[Baron Greenback]

I'll leave this, double bed for scale!

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Baron Greenback said:

I'll leave this, double bed for scale!

I don't get it. Is it just me?

[R8Steve]

Baron Greenback said:

I'll leave this, double bed for scale!

[scenario8]

R8Steve said:

Baron Greenback said:

I'll leave this, double bed for scale!

What a peculiar approach to marketing!

[CharlesdeGaulle]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Baron Greenback said:

I'll leave this, double bed for scale!

I don't get it. Is it just me?

Wait, was that on the advert? Weird.

[TheAngryDog]

some of you guys are picky or are living in exquisite houses. I agree that some of these are terrible, but quite a few are perfectly fine.

Id hate to think what you'd say about my new house. Not that I'd actually give a flying fk.

[p1stonhead]

TheAngryDog said:

some of you guys are picky or are living in exquisite houses. I agree that some of these are terrible, but quite a few are perfectly fine.

Id hate to think what you'd say about my new house. Not that I'd actually give a flying fk.

Username checks out. Chin up lad this is a light hearted thread.

[PositronicRay]

p1stonhead said:

TheAngryDog said:

some of you guys are picky or are living in exquisite houses. I agree that some of these are terrible, but quite a few are perfectly fine.

Id hate to think what you'd say about my new house. Not that I'd actually give a flying fk.

Username checks out. Chin up lad this is a light hearted thread.

Some of it is the sheer frustration of house hunting, saw this, looks promising from the exterior, click eagerly.

Only to discover they've ripped out every last vestige of character, and left an awkward interior and kitchen. Despite being "immaculately presented"

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[p1stonhead]

PositronicRay said:

p1stonhead said:

TheAngryDog said:

some of you guys are picky or are living in exquisite houses. I agree that some of these are terrible, but quite a few are perfectly fine.

Id hate to think what you'd say about my new house. Not that I'd actually give a flying fk.

Username checks out. Chin up lad this is a light hearted thread.

Some of it is the sheer frustration of house hunting, saw this, looks promising from the exterior, click eagerly.

Only to discover they've ripped out every last vestige of character, and left an awkward interior and kitchen. Despite being "immaculately presented"

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

That's fairly bland sure but nightmarish? Few licks of paint and you can have it the way you want it fairy easily.

There isn't anything horrendously offensive in that one IMO.

[technodup]

p1stonhead said:

There isn't anything horrendously offensive in that one IMO.

I think they misspelled the address. One for the council thread.

[Hoofy]

p1stonhead said:

PositronicRay said:

p1stonhead said:

TheAngryDog said:

some of you guys are picky or are living in exquisite houses. I agree that some of these are terrible, but quite a few are perfectly fine.

Id hate to think what you'd say about my new house. Not that I'd actually give a flying fk.

Username checks out. Chin up lad this is a light hearted thread.

Some of it is the sheer frustration of house hunting, saw this, looks promising from the exterior, click eagerly.

Only to discover they've ripped out every last vestige of character, and left an awkward interior and kitchen. Despite being "immaculately presented"

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

That's fairly bland sure but nightmarish? Few licks of paint and you can have it the way you want it fairy easily.

There isn't anything horrendously offensive in that one IMO.

Yeah, the only two things - the upstairs ensuite has no door (reminds me of the classic PH post about 30 clowns stomping on jelly) and I'd likely hit my head on the sloped roof when I got up if I sat in those chairs.

[PositronicRay]

Hoofy said:

p1stonhead said:

PositronicRay said:

p1stonhead said:

TheAngryDog said:

some of you guys are picky or are living in exquisite houses. I agree that some of these are terrible, but quite a few are perfectly fine.

Id hate to think what you'd say about my new house. Not that I'd actually give a flying fk.

Username checks out. Chin up lad this is a light hearted thread.

Some of it is the sheer frustration of house hunting, saw this, looks promising from the exterior, click eagerly.

Only to discover they've ripped out every last vestige of character, and left an awkward interior and kitchen. Despite being "immaculately presented"

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

That's fairly bland sure but nightmarish? Few licks of paint and you can have it the way you want it fairy easily.

There isn't anything horrendously offensive in that one IMO.

Yeah, the only two things - the upstairs ensuite has no door (reminds me of the classic PH post about 30 clowns stomping on jelly) and I'd likely hit my head on the sloped roof when I got up if I sat in those chairs.

All looks recently done, new garden, long thin rooms, kitchen (have you worked it out, how far from hob to sink?) but could have been so much better. So much promise, so disappointing.

[Vaud]

PositronicRay said:

All looks recently done, new garden, long thin rooms, kitchen (have you worked it out, how far from hob to sink?) but could have been so much better. So much promise, so disappointing.

No-on who actually cooks designed that kitchen.

[PositronicRay]

Vaud said:

PositronicRay said:

All looks recently done, new garden, long thin rooms, kitchen (have you worked it out, how far from hob to sink?) but could have been so much better. So much promise, so disappointing.

No-on who actually cooks designed that kitchen.

I doubt it was "designed"

[EireEng]

PositronicRay said:

Despite being "immaculately presented"

I have a mate who did work placement at an EA as part of his Uni course. Spent a while writing the blurbs for ads, hadn't seen any of the houses himself, just made up the whole ad based off the pictures...