Plumbers - just WTF is wrong with them?

Plumbers - just WTF is wrong with them?

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DonkeyApple

55,298 posts

169 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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GG89 said:
roofer said:
judas said:
Bloody hell! Step away for a bit and everyone's got their handbags out! hehe
Good fun though.biggrin

A tradesman will always defend another tradesmen, we have the scars/bad backs/fekked joints etc etc. Except scaffolders, bds !
Now they are neanderthals!
But they do seem to be more professional than the other trades. Sure, they are the noisiest bds you'll ever employ and they are basically one genetic step away from flinging st at each other but over the years we've been building stuff they are the one trade that won't let you down. They will be there when they agree to be, have their job done as agreed, won't disappear half way through, don't sit around gossiping like girls and don't come back asking for more money.

I wonder if this stems from what someone mentioned earlier that scaffolders tend to have managers who are the business side whereas other trades the tradesman can often be the manager and no one has ever taught them how to be professionally competent at basic business?

Many years ago my father decided to build a small granny house at the bottom of the grounds. The job required a site foreman or somesuch role so as he was an engineer by original trade he decided he would take on that role after interview a few people and not finding anyone suitable. I believe he had to sit a couple of courses and maybe do some first aid stuff but he ended up running the project. It was completed in half the quoted time because the workers were paid bonuses for timely completion but lost money or were removed from site for tardiness or lack of ability. They hated the contract. Hated have someone checking their work. Especially hated having someone highlight a better way to do something. Hated having someone ask them why they were late, leaving early or sitting down doing nothing. But they earned the same money they would have done but in half the time.

There was one chap, who was in his early 20s who didn't hate it. He was always discussing with my father different ways to do things and always interested in all the various trades. About 5 or so years after that he approached my father for a loan to help start up his own building firm. He's now a successful local businessman who seems well respected and who sends the most rediculous bouquet of flowers to my mother every Christmas.

From what I have seen and experienced I tend to agree that many potentially decent tradesmen are crap because they just don't have the ability to manage anything competently. Which maybe why they ended up in trade in the first instance as no one ever taught them and few people have it naturally.

judas

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5,990 posts

259 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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Quick update: Plumber number three turned up on time and is cracking on with the job. Electrician due at 11. Let's hope we don't have to go through the same pantomime here... wobble

037

1,317 posts

147 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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The more I think about this the more it annoys me.
Question after question is posted on this section of Pistonheads and all us tradesmen promptly reply with the advise requested.

Countdown

39,898 posts

196 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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037 said:
The more I think about this the more it annoys me.
Question after question is posted on this section of Pistonheads and all us tradesmen promptly reply with the advise requested.
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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I've got a lot of friends who are tradesmen and (I think it was) the second poster has it nailed.

IME a builder or similar will never turn a job down; they'll say they can do it even if they cannot possibly fit it in. The stuff about going on the lash is bang right - even more so if they are just some cash in hand type doing tiling or similar; if you pay them for say materials in the middle of the job then you can say goodbye to seeing them again until the money runs out as they'll simply be in the pub.

Another one to watch is the weather - if the weather suddenly turns nice and they have an interest in, say, golf then again just forget it. They will fk off playing golf.

They really are, for the most part, useless.

Neil - YVM

1,310 posts

199 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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Countdown said:
037 said:
The more I think about this the more it annoys me.
Question after question is posted on this section of Pistonheads and all us tradesmen promptly reply with the advise requested.
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.
So someone asks for advice on a DIY forum. And if a tradesman offers advice, he is just showing off?

FFS!!!!!

Simpo Two

85,422 posts

265 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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037 said:
The more I think about this the more it annoys me.
Question after question is posted on this section of Pistonheads and all us tradesmen promptly reply with the advise requested.
That's why they never turn up on time - they're on PH! smile

By chance I have a CH bloke at this moment - turned up bang on time and got stuck straight in. Hasn't even touched his tea yet.

dirkgently

2,160 posts

231 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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Simpo Two said:
Hasn't even touched his tea yet.
That`s because he has seen the state of your kitchen. wink

Simpo Two

85,422 posts

265 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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dirkgently said:
That`s because he has seen the state of your kitchen. wink
Dangerously perceptive!

magooagain

9,987 posts

170 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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Dog Star said:
I've got a lot of friends who are tradesmen and (I think it was) the second poster has it nailed.

IME a builder or similar will never turn a job down; they'll say they can do it even if they cannot possibly fit it in. The stuff about going on the lash is bang right - even more so if they are just some cash in hand type doing tiling or similar; if you pay them for say materials in the middle of the job then you can say goodbye to seeing them again until the money runs out as they'll simply be in the pub.

Another one to watch is the weather - if the weather suddenly turns nice and they have an interest in, say, golf then again just forget it. They will fk off playing golf.

They really are, for the most part, useless.
Apart from the post being absolute rubbish you a slagging off all your tradesmen friends . Some friend you are.

Rickyy

6,618 posts

219 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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Countdown said:
037 said:
The more I think about this the more it annoys me.
Question after question is posted on this section of Pistonheads and all us tradesmen promptly reply with the advise requested.
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.
Of course, I live to impress strangers on a car forum with my knowledge of domestic plumbing.

I offer advice, because it's a nice thing to do. I've received advice from others on PH, so I contribute by offering it to others where I can.

037

1,317 posts

147 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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Countdown said:
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.
Quote of the day goes to you sir.

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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037 said:
Countdown said:
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.
Quote of the day goes to you sir.
Quite, what a sad and dark little world his must be.

Ace-T

7,697 posts

255 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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judas said:
Quick update: Plumber number three turned up on time and is cracking on with the job. Electrician due at 11. Let's hope we don't have to go through the same pantomime here... wobble
In case anyone is even still vaguely interested hehe plumber number 3 did a great job for the money he quoted and on time and electrician turned up when he said and did a good job too.

Only fair to report a good job when we have been railing against bad ones! biggrin

Neil - YVM

1,310 posts

199 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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037 said:
Countdown said:
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.
Cock of the day goes to you sir.
Just corrected that for you

roofer

5,136 posts

211 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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Rickyy said:
Of course, I live to impress strangers on a car forum with my knowledge of domestic plumbing.

I offer advice, because it's a nice thing to do. I've received advice from others on PH, so I contribute by offering it to others where I can.
And most informative i find them too. Along with many others. The trades on here know who knows their onions. They will also call out the bull squad.

I like to think it offers, in some cases, a saving of a bob or two. I, along with many seek no reward, but it is nice when someone says thanks, because it made the typing worthwhile.

I have been in my specific industry for over 30 years, in that industry, i am widely regarded, which from your peers, is a nice thing, even if it took 30 years.

To help someone out, expecting nothing, is just the proper thing to do.And you will find, that proper tradesmen, are proper people.

Now there are some gifted people on this sub forum, i could name them with ease, but its not required, because they stand out.

Now me, i know i can be an abrasive , but if i say something should be so on a roof, that is how it should be. There's correct, and ste.

There's some very clever people here. Just trying to help a fella out. No glory required, but nice to see a man, or woman, saving a tanner.

Countdown

39,898 posts

196 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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Rickyy said:
Of course, I live to impress strangers on a car forum with my knowledge of domestic plumbing.

I offer advice, because it's a nice thing to do. I've received advice from others on PH, so I contribute by offering it to others where I can.
Fair enough. . There are a quite a few people on here who post interesting/useful stuff like yourself so apologies if I've offended anybody.

Neil - YVM said:
037 said:
Countdown said:
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.
Cock of the day goes to you sir.
Just corrected that for you
I was going to say you can take my cock and shove it up your orifice but that would just result in mindless petty internet name calling.

PAULJ5555

3,554 posts

176 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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Like when I sell a car I do the same to trades men, I arrange a time and get them to phone me before they leave to ensure I'm in. If they don't call before and miss the time you know to start looking elsewhere.

Keithyboy

1,940 posts

270 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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roofer said:
. . . saving a tanner.
Now you are showing your age wink Not heard that term used for years! biggrin

loughran

2,747 posts

136 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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Countdown said:
Rickyy said:
Of course, I live to impress strangers on a car forum with my knowledge of domestic plumbing.

I offer advice, because it's a nice thing to do. I've received advice from others on PH, so I contribute by offering it to others where I can.
Fair enough. . There are a quite a few people on here who post interesting/useful stuff like yourself so apologies if I've offended anybody.

Neil - YVM said:
037 said:
Countdown said:
I think people do that partly (or even mainly) to demonstrate their skills/knowledge rather than any feeling of goodwill.
Cock of the day goes to you sir.
Just corrected that for you
I was going to say you can take my cock and shove it up your orifice but that would just result in mindless petty internet name calling.
Listen to you, you're turning out to be a real charmer. rolleyes