Mate found his shed been lived in
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Dig a 30foot hole under the shed. Then rebuild the floor of the shed with balsa wood.
When caught. Throw loads of paper down hole onto occupant then throw some fireworks down there.
Then when fire has gone out. Fill hole back in with concrete/industrial acid.
HTH
EDIT TO ADD. TBH the fire is optional.
When caught. Throw loads of paper down hole onto occupant then throw some fireworks down there.
Then when fire has gone out. Fill hole back in with concrete/industrial acid.
HTH
EDIT TO ADD. TBH the fire is optional.
Edited by Rich_W on Sunday 26th March 17:28
Rig up door trigger alarm to a pre-recording of you in your sexiest voice saying "I've been expecting you" before a set of LED lamps illuminate a recently placed poster of you - naked - holding a tin of custard in one hand and a can of Red Bull in the other.
At this point the door automatically locks behind them and dildos drop from the ceiling attached to fishing wire.
At this point the door automatically locks behind them and dildos drop from the ceiling attached to fishing wire.
V8RX7 said:
That's nothing, my Dad called me because he found a lad sleeping in his car on the drive !
I've done that in my yoof pre mobile phone days. Got pissed up, got a bit lost leaving a club, tried a few doors, white van was open, slept across the front bench. Was woken by a builder at about 6am!! He could at least have given me a lie in...Kitchski said:
Rig up door trigger alarm to a pre-recording of you in your sexiest voice saying "I've been expecting you" before a set of LED lamps illuminate a recently placed poster of you - naked - holding a tin of custard in one hand and a can of Red Bull in the other.
At this point the door automatically locks behind them and dildos drop from the ceiling attached to fishing wire.
You've clearly given it too much thought.At this point the door automatically locks behind them and dildos drop from the ceiling attached to fishing wire.
I'd stick a picture of Billy the puppet to the inside of the door with "do you want to play a game" scrawled under it
Rich_W said:
Dig a 30foot hole under the shed. Then rebuild the floor of the shed with balsa wood.
When caught. Throw loads of paper down hole onto occupant then throw some fireworks down there.
Then when fire has gone out. Fill hole back in with concrete/industrial acid.
paper sucks for a good fire, just poor some diesel in and throw in a burning flare/torchWhen caught. Throw loads of paper down hole onto occupant then throw some fireworks down there.
Then when fire has gone out. Fill hole back in with concrete/industrial acid.
Kitchski said:
Rig up door trigger alarm to a pre-recording of you in your sexiest voice saying "I've been expecting you" before a set of LED lamps illuminate a recently placed poster of you - naked - holding a tin of custard in one hand and a can of Red Bull in the other.
At this point the door automatically locks behind them and dildos drop from the ceiling attached to fishing wire.
LOL - Coffee / Keyboard moment.At this point the door automatically locks behind them and dildos drop from the ceiling attached to fishing wire.
But remind me NEVER to accept an invite to visit you!
V.
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