Mate found his shed been lived in

[Kitchski]

VEX said:

Kitchski said:

Rig up door trigger alarm to a pre-recording of you in your sexiest voice saying "I've been expecting you" before a set of LED lamps illuminate a recently placed poster of you - naked - holding a tin of custard in one hand and a can of Red Bull in the other.

At this point the door automatically locks behind them and dildos drop from the ceiling attached to fishing wire.

LOL - Coffee / Keyboard moment.

But remind me NEVER to accept an invite to visit you!

V.

It's in the post.


It's strapped to a giant member. I can't promise you that when you open it, a loud siren won't sound.

[Kitchski]

mybrainhurts said:

We might have found Lord Lucan here, lads...

Maybe it's the missing guy from the Manic Street Preachers?