Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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smithyithy

7,250 posts

118 months

Thursday 28th March
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Typical student house tbh

Riley Blue

20,962 posts

226 months

Thursday 28th March
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smithyithy said:
Typical student house tbh
Takes me back to Cheltenham, 1969. Happy daze... hippy

Mr Penguin

1,177 posts

39 months

Thursday 28th March
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
Can't believe there are actually people living in it. It looks knackered...

On the other hand, this is a nightmare that doesn't look knackered: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/145726619#/...
What is nightmare-ish about that?

Quags

1,530 posts

261 months

Thursday 28th March
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Look at this beauty

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146154161#/...

M20 and the high speed link on your doorstep, and you won't get planning on the plot.

Bonefish Blues

26,757 posts

223 months

Thursday 28th March
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Mr Penguin said:
DaveyBoyWonder said:
Can't believe there are actually people living in it. It looks knackered...

On the other hand, this is a nightmare that doesn't look knackered: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/145726619#/...
What is nightmare-ish about that?
Gets a bit floody from time to time, I think?

Mr Penguin

1,177 posts

39 months

Thursday 28th March
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Bonefish Blues said:
Gets a bit floody from time to time, I think?
I wondered that, but you could say that about any house within a few metres of a river and it looks quite high up and it has an alleviation system etc so while I would want to go through all the documents relating to floods very carefully it doesn't seem like a big problem to me.

Bonefish Blues

26,757 posts

223 months

Thursday 28th March
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Mr Penguin said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Gets a bit floody from time to time, I think?
I wondered that, but you could say that about any house within a few metres of a river and it looks quite high up and it has an alleviation system etc so while I would want to go through all the documents relating to floods very carefully it doesn't seem like a big problem to me.
Gets plenty high enough I think. Ouse system drains a big chunk of the Pennines and it's all going to flow past its door.

https://acastermalbis-pc.gov.uk/flood-levels/

Escort3500

11,911 posts

145 months

Thursday 28th March
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Riley Blue said:
smithyithy said:
Typical student house tbh
Takes me back to Cheltenham, 1969. Happy daze... hippy
Me too, but 1974 smile

Bonefish Blues

26,757 posts

223 months

Thursday 28th March
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GT03ROB

13,268 posts

221 months

Friday 29th March
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Bonefish Blues said:
What am I missing? Not perfect, but far from a nightmare?

DonkeyApple

55,314 posts

169 months

Friday 29th March
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Mr Penguin said:
DaveyBoyWonder said:
Can't believe there are actually people living in it. It looks knackered...

On the other hand, this is a nightmare that doesn't look knackered: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/145726619#/...
What is nightmare-ish about that?
The chav speedboat. God's Own CountyAnal Polyp.

Such a beautiful stretch of fresh water for tranquil, traditional boating and some caravanning, used car sales, coiffured douchebag plonks a big plastic Bullseye prize on it like it's the Essex riviera. biggrin

If there was a county award for losing its way then Yorkshire would have 25 gold rosettes stretching back 25 years. It might as well rebrand as Temu-Wonga and let the name Yorkshire to rest in peace. smile

DonkeyApple

55,314 posts

169 months

Friday 29th March
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GT03ROB said:
Bonefish Blues said:
What am I missing? Not perfect, but far from a nightmare?
Seems ok to me. You'd probably lose an easy £100k just doing floors, walls, kitchen and bathrooms but as long as that's accounted for in the price paid and the windows and roof are sound it seems an OK layout in what looks to be a pretty remote village surrounded by your typical triangle of grim English towns, which is the norm for the top part of Buckinghamshire.

dxg

8,206 posts

260 months

Friday 29th March
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Here's my latest:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146203652#/...

I actually quite like it. Can't explain why.

But, man, the layout. The layout!

(Clearly there's a self-contained airbnb extension to the left, but that doesn't fully explain it...)

Bonefish Blues

26,757 posts

223 months

Friday 29th March
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DonkeyApple said:
GT03ROB said:
Bonefish Blues said:
What am I missing? Not perfect, but far from a nightmare?
Seems ok to me. You'd probably lose an easy £100k just doing floors, walls, kitchen and bathrooms but as long as that's accounted for in the price paid and the windows and roof are sound it seems an OK layout in what looks to be a pretty remote village surrounded by your typical triangle of grim English towns, which is the norm for the top part of Buckinghamshire.
Choo choo wink

DonkeyApple

55,314 posts

169 months

Friday 29th March
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dxg said:
Here's my latest:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146203652#/...

I actually quite like it. Can't explain why.

But, man, the layout. The layout!

(Clearly there's a self-contained airbnb extension to the left, but that doesn't fully explain it...)
I guess the fundamental shape has been set by the landscape. The living room bit was probably the original garage and workshop/stores and given they've put a front door on it I suspect they were planning to eventually turn it into holiday let space once they got permission or no one was looking. The holiday let on the other side was probably so form of outhouse originally.

I imagine the internal walls of the original part are probably all stud and have been moved around to create as many rooms as possible.

It's a great part of the world if you happen to like that sort of lifestyle and I imagine even though it's on the wrong side of the water the holiday rental side is pretty robust. Would be tempting to just remodel the core for nice sized spaces for just two people and run the limbs either side as holiday lets although the lack of cooking space implies it's been a B&B originally?


DonkeyApple

55,314 posts

169 months

Friday 29th March
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Bonefish Blues said:
DonkeyApple said:
GT03ROB said:
Bonefish Blues said:
What am I missing? Not perfect, but far from a nightmare?
Seems ok to me. You'd probably lose an easy £100k just doing floors, walls, kitchen and bathrooms but as long as that's accounted for in the price paid and the windows and roof are sound it seems an OK layout in what looks to be a pretty remote village surrounded by your typical triangle of grim English towns, which is the norm for the top part of Buckinghamshire.
Choo choo wink
Is HS2 going through the garden?

Bonefish Blues

26,757 posts

223 months

Friday 29th March
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DonkeyApple said:
Bonefish Blues said:
DonkeyApple said:
GT03ROB said:
Bonefish Blues said:
What am I missing? Not perfect, but far from a nightmare?
Seems ok to me. You'd probably lose an easy £100k just doing floors, walls, kitchen and bathrooms but as long as that's accounted for in the price paid and the windows and roof are sound it seems an OK layout in what looks to be a pretty remote village surrounded by your typical triangle of grim English towns, which is the norm for the top part of Buckinghamshire.
Choo choo wink
Is HS2 going through the garden?
150 metres or so - aerial doesn't show it yet. TBF for the area the price has already taken a hit, but it's one for the committed.

ETA
Dead centre here, the junction next to School End Overbridge label

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/5a7...

Edited by Bonefish Blues on Friday 29th March 08:47

DonkeyApple

55,314 posts

169 months

Friday 29th March
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Slightly close!

I was going to post that depending on where and how the line ran it could be an opportunity for someone to bag a nice home and just wait the 20 years for the line to become normalised but that image you've added changes that opinion!

It looks like the line will be elevated at that point as the road looks to be set to pass under it. I reckon all those properties are ruined just so a handful of Brummies who haven't worked out what a fking telephone is or how to operate a car can travel to London with messages of no importance. I genuinely don't understand the upside of linking either of those cities together. Let alone why you'd spoil nice countryside when Buckinghamshire has a raft of towns crying out to be flattened in the middle of the night. HS2 could have zigzagged through multiple towns and tidying them up with an armada of JCBs and wrecking balls. biggrin

Bonefish Blues

26,757 posts

223 months

Friday 29th March
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It's actually a cutting there, but it runs hard next to the furthest house you see in picture 1. There's plenty of work going on hereabouts for the next, what, 10 years or so I guess.

Fortunately we're over a hill to the South about 2 miles away.

DonkeyApple

55,314 posts

169 months

Friday 29th March
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Bonefish Blues said:
It's actually a cutting there, but it runs hard next to the furthest house you see in picture 1. There's plenty of work going on hereabouts for the next, what, 10 years or so I guess.

Fortunately we're over a hill to the South about 2 miles away.
Being a cutting is a small mercy at least. 10 years to be done and another 10 years before it starts to look like it has always been there. You'd think a buyer would wish for a very hefty discount for that 20 year plan to come to fruition?