Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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Ferdy123

31 posts

151 months

Friday 5th April
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Sporky

6,394 posts

65 months

Friday 5th April
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I quite like the elephants.

Bonefish Blues

26,905 posts

224 months

Friday 5th April
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A gym that's actually used is as rare as a wine cellar with more than half a dozen bottles and should be celebrated biggrin

Baroque attacks

4,425 posts

187 months

Friday 5th April
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If it’s the house I’m thinking of, the woman seems to had done well in the beauty biz.


Although I think it’s just gone pop, so maybe a forced sale (noticed the price reduction too!)

I quite like the kitchen.

DodgyGeezer

40,601 posts

191 months

Friday 5th April
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Ferdy123 said:
that's been on before - and yes it is a little (lot!) challenging! hehe

Disco You

3,685 posts

181 months

Friday 5th April
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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143817332

More of a mystery than a nightmare - why do you think they photoshopped their own cars in front of the house?

Bonefish Blues

26,905 posts

224 months

Friday 5th April
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Disco You said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143817332

More of a mystery than a nightmare - why do you think they photoshopped their own cars in front of the house?
...and not to scale, judging by the real-life Avensis on the frontage in Streetview

Pit Pony

8,689 posts

122 months

Saturday 6th April
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Bonefish Blues said:
Disco You said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143817332

More of a mystery than a nightmare - why do you think they photoshopped their own cars in front of the house?
...and not to scale, judging by the real-life Avensis on the frontage in Streetview
Street view you say




I preferred the front garden with the daffodils. And hard flags.

dxg

8,235 posts

261 months

Saturday 6th April
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I was *seriously* considering buying this - to the extent that early conversations had started.

Other than the roof clearly being at the end of its life, nothing obviously nightmarish.

I mean, look at the quality of the interiors and the garage. And the tower!

Anyway, I was concerned about access as there's this is an old stable block / laundry for the country house in whose grounds it sits.

So, I started poking around. At least this shows the benefit of the Scottish system, in that the vendor's survey is available at the start of the process, rather than waiting for me to discover all this (at my expense) a couple of months down the line.

Anyway, shared *private* water supply with the main house of unknown location, condition, scope.
Shared septic tank, same deal.
Unclear property boundaries.
Shared access through the main house's grounds - with a presumed right of access.
Gas boiler (actually two), but fed off a massive LPG tank in the back garden.
Main building listed in 1971, which is fair enough, with the tower listed in 2006.
And with the main house (Candacraig House) being some kind of "hire the whole place and spend a week drinking and shooting" place, noise is a concern.
Oh, and the fridge isn't in the kitchen...

All the above would have been workable / negotiable, but the thing that would have turned it into a nightmare was the active woodworm in the roof and evidence of it elsewhere. So, woodworm in a listed building = nightmare, to me.

Shame, as I really like it:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146352230#/...

Fermit

13,045 posts

101 months

Saturday 6th April
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dxg said:
I was *seriously* considering buying this - to the extent that early conversations had started.

Other than the roof clearly being at the end of its life, nothing obviously nightmarish.

I mean, look at the quality of the interiors and the garage. And the tower!

Anyway, I was concerned about access as there's this is an old stable block / laundry for the country house in whose grounds it sits.

So, I started poking around. At least this shows the benefit of the Scottish system, in that the vendor's survey is available at the start of the process, rather than waiting for me to discover all this (at my expense) a couple of months down the line.

Anyway, shared *private* water supply with the main house of unknown location, condition, scope.
Shared septic tank, same deal.
Unclear property boundaries.
Shared access through the main house's grounds - with a presumed right of access.
Gas boiler (actually two), but fed off a massive LPG tank in the back garden.
Main building listed in 1971, which is fair enough, with the tower listed in 2006.
And with the main house (Candacraig House) being some kind of "hire the whole place and spend a week drinking and shooting" place, noise is a concern.
Oh, and the fridge isn't in the kitchen...

All the above would have been workable / negotiable, but the thing that would have turned it into a nightmare was the active woodworm in the roof and evidence of it elsewhere. So, woodworm in a listed building = nightmare, to me.

Shame, as I really like it:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146352230#/...
I can see its charm, for sure.

RC1807

12,556 posts

169 months

Saturday 6th April
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Baroque attacks said:
If it’s the house I’m thinking of, the woman seems to had done well in the beauty biz.


Although I think it’s just gone pop, so maybe a forced sale (noticed the price reduction too!)

I quite like the kitchen.
I like the kitchen and the pool area, but not much else.

hidetheelephants

24,596 posts

194 months

Saturday 6th April
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Woodworm are only active in damp wood, fix the roof and the woodworm go away.

Bonefish Blues

26,905 posts

224 months

Sunday 7th April
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Furnishings only, shirley?

Tango13

8,464 posts

177 months

Sunday 7th April
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DodgyGeezer said:
Scrolling through the pictures and was thinking it needs some colour and bingo! I saw the patio... rofl

DodgyGeezer

40,601 posts

191 months

Sunday 7th April
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Tango13 said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Scrolling through the pictures and was thinking it needs some colour and bingo! I saw the patio... rofl
hehe I did wonder if that spoke of larger issues at play?

Escort3500

11,927 posts

146 months

Sunday 7th April
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DodgyGeezer said:
Tango13 said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Scrolling through the pictures and was thinking it needs some colour and bingo! I saw the patio... rofl
hehe I did wonder if that spoke of larger issues at play?
Like, who’s under the patio? smile

andy118run

882 posts

207 months

Sunday 7th April
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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142587335#/...

A bungalow with a business opportunity in Fosdyke, Boston.
On the market since November.
Whenever I pass this place on the A17 I think what a strange looking place.

There's some pricey properties on Rightmove in Fosdyke, which I don't really get, as I always think the area generally is so dull and miles from anywhere.

Anyway, back to the bungalow - what's going on with the sofa in the kitchen? pics 11 and 12.


Edited by andy118run on Sunday 7th April 23:37


Edited by andy118run on Sunday 7th April 23:37

pocketspring

5,319 posts

22 months

Sunday 7th April
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So you can watch the chefs at work.

Pit Pony

8,689 posts

122 months

Monday 8th April
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andy118run said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142587335#/...

A bungalow with a business opportunity in Fosdyke, Boston.
On the market since November.
Whenever I pass this place on the A17 I think what a strange looking place.

There's some pricey properties on Rightmove in Fosdyke, which I don't really get, as I always think the area generally is so dull and miles from anywhere.

Anyway, back to the bungalow - what's going on with the sofa in the kitchen? pics 11 and 12.


Edited by andy118run on Sunday 7th April 23:37


Edited by andy118run on Sunday 7th April 23:37
I wouldn't call it a nightmare at all. Okay it needs bringing into the 21 century, they clearly have not tried to prepare it for sale, but it has potential.

The café intrigues me. Its footprint and the space next to it, would be prime building land in many places. And maybe it would be building a house on top of it or adding a second storey. I can't imagine the turn over would give a great yield.

One thing motoring related, I note parking restrictions.

Why not 7pm to 7am ?