Flummoxed by a small meter

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xllifts

3,724 posts

204 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Poley rofl

thinfourth2

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205 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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xllifts said:
Simpo Two said:
I have also not been on a course on how to operate light switches which are mains and therefore very dangerous. I am frightened it may go wrong and I might kill myself; in fact you may be in the nick of time to save my life.

Lucky you turned up really. Please quote me for coming over in about 30 minutes to operate my bedside light for me.



If you can't contribute anything useful, save your 'industry outrage' for somebody else please.

Edited by Simpo Two on Sunday 14th November 00:48
Its far from an Industry outrage, its a statement of how incompetent fools play with fire and then get burnt costing us trained professionals in the pocket!
Items such as test equipment should not be allowed for general public purchase to stop unskilled people meddling with stuff they have no knowledge on.

For a constructive comment

'you don't have a clue so leave it alone'

HTH
Feck off i am not filling in a fking form and then going through a bloody course to buy a multi meter.

Go shove your elf and safety up your arse

If mulitmeters are banned i shall go back to tickling things with a bare wire and seeing how big the sparks are as that is far safer

Poledriver

28,651 posts

195 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Electricity is a fairly safe quantity to work with. Far safer and more straightforward than, say, gas. Unfortunately so many "knowledgeable" idiots who thought that they were doing have caused untold numbers of deaths and fires the laws regarding its use have been tightened up. It is almost impossible now to buy something as simple as a mains plug because simple minded idiots repeatedly wired them up incorrectly! 3 wires, 3 pins... It's not rocket science FFF!

Simpo Two

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85,658 posts

266 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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xllifts said:
Its far from an Industry outrage, its a statement of how incompetent fools play with fire and then get burnt costing us trained professionals in the pocket!
Items such as test equipment should not be allowed for general public purchase to stop unskilled people meddling with stuff they have no knowledge on.

For a constructive comment

'you don't have a clue so leave it alone'

HTH
My apologies for being a little sarcastic last night but it was late and I didn't expect such an attack.

You should write a strongly worded letter of complaint to Maplin and every other company that sells meters, and do it today before any harm is done. It is not my fault for buying it; after all I am simply an ignorant fool bedazzled by shiny things. It is their fault for selling it.

Now the question, before you waded in puffing your chest out was 'How to read the current of a 13W solar panel with a meter?'. You told me I was ignorant, should go on a course, and that 20mA would stop my heart.

This sort of silly fact, whilst no doubt correct in certain (undefined) circumstances, is akin to saying 'A bucket of water can kill 12 people'. Yes it, can, if they stick their head in it for long enough, but we are still allowed to carry buckets of water around without safety certificates and training courses.

My field is photography, and if someone posts a question about cameras I don't tell them 'You're ignorant, go on a course'. It would save me much time, but when they replied that they felt my comment unhlepful and aggressive, I could warn them that a camera can kill them. And it will, under certain circumstances.

Actually, I just realised that the batteries in my cameras probably put out more than 20mA - how can I still be alive? Just lucky I guess.

And so to regain some sense of perspective, I am not fititng a distribution borad in a house and I am not wiring up an electricity sub-station, I am simply connecting a poxy meter to a poxy solar panel that couldn't tickle an ant. Indeed, if you can think of any way that a car battery and a solar panel could be used with fatal consequences I'd be interested to hear them, so that I can avoid them and therefore be less ignorant.

The trick to forum advice is to disseminate one's information in the best way to assist. Everyone who posts for advice on a forum is ignorant of the answer, or they would not be posting! Naturally if someone posts 'I am about to stick a metal rod into mains socket, will it hurt?' then you can dive in guns blazing. But simply to brag about your qualifications whilst not providing any useful information is silly, and words such as 'tt' are not awfully constructive either Mr Poledriver. But perhaps it was the only thing you could think of.

GarryA

4,700 posts

165 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Anyway lol...




Take off the + lead going to the battery (furtherst left) and connect that to the - lead of the meter, put the + lead of the meter on the terminal where you have just removed the wire.

Be careful hehe

Simpo Two

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266 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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thumbup

I'm going in...


Ferg

15,242 posts

258 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Poledriver said:
Electricity is a fairly safe quantity to work with. Far safer and more straightforward than, say, gas. Unfortunately so many "knowledgeable" idiots who thought that they were doing have caused untold numbers of deaths and fires the laws regarding its use have been tightened up.
When you've finished banging your head against the PistonHeads Homes, Gardens and DIY Forum wall you can come and sit in the pub and down a few drinks with me....

WestieMan

136 posts

181 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Yep look......if he take off the + lead going to the battery (furtherst left) and connect that to the - lead of the meter, and then put the + lead of the meter on the terminal he should be ok.



Edited by WestieMan on Sunday 14th November 11:56

miniman

25,040 posts

263 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Poledriver said:
It is almost impossible now to buy something as simple as a mains plug
How much easier do you want it than walking into B&Q and buying one?

Poledriver

28,651 posts

195 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Ferg said:
Poledriver said:
Electricity is a fairly safe quantity to work with. Far safer and more straightforward than, say, gas. Unfortunately so many "knowledgeable" idiots who thought that they were doing have caused untold numbers of deaths and fires the laws regarding its use have been tightened up.
When you've finished banging your head against the PistonHeads Homes, Gardens and DIY Forum wall you can come and sit in the pub and down a few drinks with me....
Sounds good to me, which pub? biggrin

MOTORVATOR

6,993 posts

248 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Simpo Two said:
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Simpo Two said:
My field is photography,
Simpo Two said:
thumbup

I'm going in...

Did he make it? no news in 5 hours is worrying. Probably done himself in trying to meter the contacts on his flash whilst attempting a piccie. Muppet wink

tr7v8

7,201 posts

229 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Some complete crap being spouted here. 12V off a lead acid might burn you if you short it out but you aren't going to get a shock from it! Was Simpo being a numpty? yup but he ain't going to impact anyone's PI.
Far easier to set him right rather than all the grandstanding.

xllifts

3,724 posts

204 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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tr7v8 said:
Some complete crap being spouted here. 12V off a lead acid might burn you if you short it out but you aren't going to get a shock from it! Was Simpo being a numpty? yup but he ain't going to impact anyone's PI.
Far easier to set him right rather than all the grandstanding.
Quantify Crap..... You are very mislead if you think you wont get a poke off a 12v lead acid or lsa or gel for that matter.

30 years dealing with batteries, AC/DC electronics, and electro mechanical engineering gives me the advantage of witnessing incidents of complacency 'because its a battery it wont hurt' scenario.

To your statement of its not going to impact on Public Liability, IT does especially if he's taken to hospital, it then falls under RIDDOR.

Ferg

15,242 posts

258 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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xllifts said:
....it then falls under RIDDOR.
..and that's a real ball ache. I've only ever filled in a RIDDOR form once, but it opened a real st-fest.

-Pete-

2,896 posts

177 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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GarryA said:
If you put a meter set up for current across a supply you will put a dead short on and probably blow the supply before the meter.
Can I join in? What kind of meter would not have a fuse, or be able to short out the supply? I assume it's a meter that comes with jumplead-like wires to the probes? smile

GarryA

4,700 posts

165 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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-Pete- said:
GarryA said:
If you put a meter set up for current across a supply you will put a dead short on and probably blow the supply before the meter.
Can I join in? What kind of meter would not have a fuse, or be able to short out the supply? I assume it's a meter that comes with jumplead-like wires to the probes? smile
Go put a multimeter on amps scale, 10A say, the put it in the live and neg of a plug socket.

Report back what happens please.

dilbert

7,741 posts

232 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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I'd rather assumed that the OP had not used his meter to measure current in series with a battery, where the battery and the meter were the only components in the circuit.

I suppose I could be wrong!

IF you do this then the fuse is going to blow. Then the meter won't do anything when you try to measure current. Perhaps the OP should check the fuse, and if it's blown, do some revision on electrical matters.

Edited by dilbert on Sunday 14th November 20:52

-Pete-

2,896 posts

177 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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GarryA said:
-Pete- said:
GarryA said:
If you put a meter set up for current across a supply you will put a dead short on and probably blow the supply before the meter.
Can I join in? What kind of meter would not have a fuse, or be able to short out the supply? I assume it's a meter that comes with jumplead-like wires to the probes? smile
Go put a multimeter on amps scale, 10A say, the put it in the live and neg of a plug socket.

Report back what happens please.
It blew the fuse in the meter. Who'd have guessed that might happen? hehe

Poledriver

28,651 posts

195 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Especially for you OP:-


Klemheist

148 posts

220 months

Sunday 14th November 2010
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Around 15 years ago I was working in a bakery and the Maintainance fitter wired up an inline 12volt dc plug and socket to a small fork lift incorrectly, he had damp hands, picked up the pinned end which was live and burnt 3 holes straight through his hand, no fuses 12 volt battery system 3 brass pins sticking out the back of the hand bubbling skin not pretty.