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DarrenL
459 posts
44 months
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750turbo
2,714 posts
93 months
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dibbers006 said: Not Funny! 
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dibbers006
6,259 posts
87 months
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DiseasalDriver said: dibbers006 said: I watched that yesterday and made one of the funniest noises my office has ever heard. 
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Adenauer
8,903 posts
105 months
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BartSimpson said: What if I plugged up all the ports, would the "Beast" suffocate? Try it, what's the worst thing that could happen, just as you're putting one of the plugs into a hole
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cazzer
8,883 posts
117 months
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An experiment was done years ago where they trained a spider to respond to commands.
"Forwards" would make it walk forwards.
"Backwards" would make it walk backwards.
Then they pulled all its legs off.
It no longer responded to verbal commands. Proving conclusively that if you pull a spiders legs off it will go deaf.
(yes I know it's a very very old joke)
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BorkFactor
4,864 posts
27 months
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dibbers006 said: 
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Shaw Tarse
19,132 posts
72 months
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BorkFactor
4,864 posts
27 months
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One of my personal favourites: 
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Munter
23,672 posts
110 months
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BartSimpson said: As I live in the Philippines Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here.
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BartSimpson
Original Poster
830 posts
53 months
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All these pictures really aren't helping, if anything they're starting to make me feel ill..
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mchammer89
3,084 posts
82 months
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P-Jay said: Did David Thorne take that Spider pic?
Anyway, [ALIENS]Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure[/ALIEN] kelk said: unclemark123 said: This is the only way.....  Yep +1 and as the next poster said - from Space From orbit dammit, ORBIT!
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BorkFactor
4,864 posts
27 months
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Munter said: Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here. You mean like can a spider eat a bird? 
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Blue62
1,391 posts
21 months
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Why don't you get an old lady to swallow a fly, then sit back and see what happens?
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kelk
922 posts
82 months
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mchammer89 said: P-Jay said: Did David Thorne take that Spider pic?
Anyway, [ALIENS]Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure[/ALIEN] kelk said: unclemark123 said: This is the only way..... Yep +1 and as the next poster said - from Space From orbit dammit, ORBIT! Easy tiger - simple mistakes do happen
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Munter
23,672 posts
110 months
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BorkFactor said: Munter said: Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here. You mean like can a spider eat a bird? I was more thinking "will the man die from unknown spider bite after putting hand in speaker for 5 minutes". The OP just needs one desperate local and some people prepared to bet on anything. may not be legal in all countries, seek legal advice before attempting
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BartSimpson
Original Poster
830 posts
53 months
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Ok so it's starting to get dark here and I want to take away the "Beasts" advantage of more eyes to see in the dark. So I'm now doing a dry run pit-stop style in the other speaker, stuffing a crunched up bag in each of the four holes.
Tape is needed to make the bags stay scrunched, can't be doing with wasting time on the fourth hole scrunching the bag! Presently got it down to about 6 seconds when doing one hole at a time, but 3 seconds when doing two at a time. Target is 2 seconds...
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Vocal Minority
2,090 posts
21 months
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Masking tape, wrap it up like it is a mummy. The get a big f  k off flame thrower and torch it. Then hit it with a big hammer. Then burn the hammer. I don't mind spiders, but that thing scares the bejesus out of me,
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P-Jay
3,612 posts
60 months
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mchammer89 said: P-Jay said: Did David Thorne take that Spider pic?
Anyway, [ALIENS]Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure[/ALIEN] kelk said: unclemark123 said: This is the only way..... Yep +1 and as the next poster said - from Space From orbit dammit, ORBIT! Balls... well, I'm off to the shame corner to study IMDB.
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onesickpuppy
2,091 posts
26 months
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Munter said: BorkFactor said: Munter said: Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here. You mean like can a spider eat a bird? I was more thinking "will the man die from unknown spider bite after putting hand in speaker for 5 minutes". The OP just needs one desperate local and some people prepared to bet on anything. may not be legal in all countries, seek legal advice before attempting You mean something like this?
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Munter
23,672 posts
110 months
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onesickpuppy said: You mean something like this?  Yes. Oh yes. Huahahahahahaha
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