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dai1983
218 posts
18 months
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Cat s  t is the worst and it doesn't help that they are the most pointless pet in the world. Cannot understand the appeal of horses. Motorbikes are cheaper to run, easier to maintain and at least x1000000 more fun!
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mattdaniels
5,116 posts
151 months
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y2blade said: rhinochopig said: y2blade said: Without horses, you won't have Horsey girls!
Think about that for a minute. Oh come on. The MAJORITY of horsey women are boorish late-middle aged overweight units, with facial hair that would make Brian Blessed rage with envy. Even the younger ones have more than a passing resemblance to the equine they're sat on. Where I live I'm surrounded by horse breeders, trainers, and stables, and seeing a hottie in jodhpurs is a rarity in the extreme. Nice fantasy though. My experience is different to yours then. The Horsey girls round here at mostly very attractive. As are the ones that Show/compete. Take a look at the pics I posted from HOYS!  Can't believe this group only has 6 members http://www.facebook.com/groups/4998094385/photos/
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andyroo
2,226 posts
79 months
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mattdaniels said: The horses put people off their 'stride,' so to speak
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jmorgan
17,018 posts
153 months
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dai1983 said: Cat s t is the worst and it doesn't help that they are the most pointless pet in the world. Cannot understand the appeal of horses. Motorbikes are cheaper to run, easier to maintain and at least x1000000 more fun! Ever had a horse try and sit in your lap.....
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y2blade
46,335 posts
84 months
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andyroo said: mattdaniels said: The horses put people off their 'stride,' so to speak lol I love the tag line: "The only reason men go with their girlfriends, or partners to horse shows and events!!!" True  And NO I'm not a member on there!
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kVA
2,133 posts
74 months
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mattdaniels said: It's a bridleway. Don't think you've got anything to complain about TBH. I think the clue is in the 'bridle' part of the name, tbh...  Horse s t is harmless - great for the garden, relatively inoffensive smell (unless you are city-folk that think the countryside should be swept clean every night) and all part of the natural pattern of the countryside... Next thing you'll be saying is that farmers should clean up after their sheep and cattle if a footpath goes through their fields!
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doogz
18,704 posts
56 months
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andyroo said: Sorry, what's your point?
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andyroo
2,226 posts
79 months
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doogz said: Sorry, what's your point?   
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Willy Nilly
2,889 posts
36 months
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rhinochopig said: y2blade said: Without horses, you won't have Horsey girls!
Think about that for a minute. Oh come on. The MAJORITY of horsey women are boorish late-middle aged overweight units, with facial hair that would make Brian Blessed rage with envy. Even the younger ones have more than a passing resemblance to the equine they're sat on. Where I live I'm surrounded by horse breeders, trainers, and stables, and seeing a hottie in jodhpurs is a rarity in the extreme. Nice fantasy though. They are also totally mental. There is normal woman mental, then horse woman mental. The pretty ones normally are very pretty, but rare as hens teeth.
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Who me ?
3,868 posts
81 months
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Engineer1 said: Dog s t is nasty bug ridden stuff, horse s t is just grass and acts as a fertilizer. Haven't read past P1, BUT Cat s t is just as nasty as dog s t ( and more likely to be full of the cat version of toxicaria,as dog owners worm their dogs and restrict their walks. ). The advantage with dog s t is that it's visible, and not buried in next doors garden . Similarly dog pee don't stink. But get a few Tom cats via ing for top cat ,and a few cars , and soon you'll have a lot of stinking cars .
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therealpigdog
2,197 posts
66 months
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human s t  our pup has a tendancy to sniff it out and eat it. it is revolting.
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13th
3,159 posts
82 months
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therealpigdog said: human s t our pup has a tendancy to sniff it out and eat it. it is revolting. WHAT ! ? Where on earth does your pup find human excrement? 
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therealpigdog
2,197 posts
66 months
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13th said: WHAT ! ? Where on earth does your pup find human excrement? Unfortunately it seems that some walkers seem to get caught short every now and then and decide to squat behind a tree. Our delightful pup discovered two such 'stashes' whilst on a short walk round Derwentwater the other week. Needless to say that she wasn't popular.
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Snowboy
3,236 posts
20 months
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The only time I have a serious issue with horse crap is when it’s left on a paved path.
The shared walkway, bridleway, cyclepath areas.
That’s a bit bad IMO.
It might not be toxic like dog crap, but it’s still as annoying as some random builder dropping lumps of mud or rubble over what should be a clear tarmac path.
If it’s in the countryside then it’s all good.
Although, I think it might be polite if horse owners trued to keep the crap off of shared routes.
But then, I’m sure people would complain that some horse owner hid their horsecrap 3 foot off the path in the long grass and the kid ran into it without seeing it.
It might be nice if the local horsey groups did a crap clearing session every week to clear the big lumps and perhaps spread them over the area. Although people not liking spread crap any more than piles of crap probably would probably be the next argument.
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Streps
2,206 posts
35 months
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My grandad used to collect horse manure to use on his Tomatoes.
It is completely different to dog/cat/scat. not nearly as bad.
Not nice on pathways though.
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pikeyboy
1,795 posts
83 months
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Dont understand what everyone is getting so hot under the collar about, loads of horses around where i live. Horse s te is just recycled grass and is part of the country side, if you dont like it stay at home as i imagine you're the type of person in C3ber's thread about letting dogs loose to chase sheep, trampling crops and basically having total disregard for the country code.
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JohnnyJones
1,124 posts
47 months
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Agree with you boy, and I ride a motorbike. Quality horsey totty here in mid Cheshire too. Horses are great, the best excuse to slow down and get a nice smile and wave from a pretty girl ever.
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y2blade
46,335 posts
84 months
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JohnnyJones said: Agree with you boy, and I ride a motorbike. Quality horsey totty here in mid Cheshire too. Horses are great, the best excuse to slow down and get a nice smile and wave from a pretty girl ever.
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onesickpuppy
2,097 posts
26 months
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This is what they look like round here lads:  /thread
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Willy Nilly
2,889 posts
36 months
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onesickpuppy said: This is what they look like round here lads: /thread You don't want me to post a picture of what it looks like 'round here
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