Cats. Grrrrrr!

[ybt1982]

Hiya folks

So, it seems that although they can walk all over your car - leaving nice paw prints and scratches all over the paintwork - they can piss on your car cover and they can fill your shed with st, you are apparently still not allowed to kill cats.

So now knowing this fact, does anybody have any advice on how I can keep them away from my garage? Even better would be away from my house al together.

Nick

[Shaw Tarse]

Get a dog.
Or lion poo.

[Cock Womble 7]

Ignore that advice. Don't lie on poo.

[Mr Roper]

Park your car on the cat and put it down to karma.

[Mobile Chicane]

Get your own. A real bruiser of a rescue Tom that will send the neighbourhood cats packing.

[louiebaby]

Perhaps this:

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[sherman]

Next time you see the offending animal thrown the contents of the bucket at it and you should not see it again.

You dont even need to hit it with the water just as long as you get the water close.

[Papa Hotel]

You're not allowed to kill cats, it's true. However, cats go missing all the time. They're never truly tame, they go off for weeks at a time. Sometimes, they don't come back at all...

You should spread a lot of slug pellets around, you probably have slugs. And cats love to hunt slugs.

[skinley]

Cats do not scratch car paintwork.

[Papa Hotel]

skinley said:

Cats do not scratch car paintwork.

Yes they do.

[C2james]

skinley said:

Cats do not scratch car paintwork.

My cats climb on my car and have never scratched it.

[syko89]

Chuck it in the wheelie bin.

[skinley]

C2james said:

My cats climb on my car and have never scratched it.

Same here, I've owned many cats over the years, all of which have enjoyed walking around on my cars.

Many years, many cats, many cars, not a single scratch.

[Cock Womble 7]

syko89 said:

Chuck it in the wheelie bin.

How are you going to fit a car in a wheelie bin?

[ybt1982]

Mobile Chicane said:

Get your own. A real bruiser of a rescue Tom that will send the neighbourhood cats packing.

Not a chance, hateful creatures. Why have a pet that doesn't need you? I'll stick to dogs, once I get another place with a garden

sherman said:

Next time you see the offending animal thrown the contents of the bucket at it and you should not see it again.

You dont even need to hit it with the water just as long as you get the water close.

louiebaby said:

Perhaps this:

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Be good if I had ever seen it or knew when it was about.

Papa Hotel said:

You're not allowed to kill cats, it's true. However, cats go missing all the time. They're never truly tame, they go off for weeks at a time. Sometimes, they don't come back at all...

You should spread a lot of slug pellets around, you probably have slugs. And cats love to hunt slugs.

Best suggestion yet

skinley said:

Cats do not scratch car paintwork.

Oh dear, we seem to have a cat lover in the room....

syko89 said:

Chuck it in the wheelie bin.

Don't think the Chimp will fit in the bin

[LCR265]

Keeping an eye on this thread as it seems my garden is the local cat litter tray and it fking stinks!

An excuse to buy the biggest super soaker I suppose...

[vixen1700]

Why would you want to kill cats?

Some right fking weirdos round here these days.

[Mobile Chicane]

I think it's more likely to be foxes that are climbing on the car and scratching the paintwork. They crap everywhere too, and unlike cats they don't bury it.

[Mr Roper]

It's a joke, I'm sure nobody wants to see the poor little pussy cat get hurt.

[B Huey]

vixen1700 said:

Why would you want to kill cats?

Some right fking weirdos round here these days.

Cats can't take out restraining orders.